The great thing about this usage is that it definitely makes sense.

"So when we get crushed by the Cowboys, it won't be because of bad practicing!"

McVay’s only weakness: Kyle Shanahan.

I’m no place kicker expert, but it seems that Karty’s wind up is too slow.

Wait…. Mac jones is….. good?

Pretty much

Am I the only one who wants to inject this video of Nepal into my veins? Look at how scared the police in riot gear are! They're running away like it's a zombie attack. I've never related to a video on the other side of the world more than this video, here in 2025. Putting it on my vision board.

♻️ reduce. reuse. recycle. ♻️

Pete Carrol came to Las Vegas to chew gum and win football games. And he’s all out of winning football games.

Jeffries: "Trump announced he's imposing tariffs on prescription drugs which is gonna increase drug prices, in addition to healthcare price increases, the increases in grocery costs, the increases in housing costs, the increases in electricity bills. Trump promised to lower cost of living on day 1"

Are we sure Kyler is better than Brissett?

He’s got his moms hands.

Technically, Arizona has to forfeit for letting “AJ Barner” score a td.

Hey, whatever you do, don't call these street thugs who are snatching up immigrants and violently assaulting women "Nazis" because that will hurt their poor little feelings.

Just like we predicted.

If I told you five years ago that Marcus Mariota, Zach Ertz, and Jeremy McNichols were going to be starting a game in Week 3 of 2025, you would’ve laughed me out of the building. That’s happening in two days folks and they’re all on the same team!

It’s because he doesn’t care, especially when ppl who don’t support him die.

👑

SNF. Been waiting all day for this.

Challenge completed.

Mahomes complete 1 deep pass challenge: impossible.

See what happens when a team plays in a dome? (Re: giants)

Harrison Butker and Saquon Barkley when Arrowhead pays tribute to Charlie Kirk

Love how the Mandos pretend their 2024 2nd round pick Ben Sinnott never existed.

Commanders not playing Deebo or Cory Merritt … ok.

The ends don’t get any tighter than this.

JSN accounted for 91% of Seattle’s total air yards, just insane. They really have nobody else. Kupp is dusted. They need to flip his usage with Horton.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Trump swore up & down he never signed Epstein’s “birthday book.” Called it fake. Even sued the WSJ for reporting it. Now the evidence tells a different story. And if he went this far to cover up a doodle and a “secret” message, what else is he hiding? (1/2)

I’m interested to see how big Dart’s package is.

Chris Rodriguez is the only locker that’s empty of the 4 mandos RBs. Pretty obvious to me that CRod is wearing his gear and is on the field. The other 3 RBs will be a healthy scratch. Adjust accordingly.

This is why you should start drafting after week 1.

*Travis Kelce shown on screen* My wife: is that Taylor Swifts boyfriend? Me: ….. fiancé, yes.

*Mark Wahlberg Boston accent* “I know what you are and I know what ur not… ur no fcking cop”

"War is just another chapter in his reality-TV presidency, in which reality takes a backseat to the demands of the Trump Show." - @davidcorn.bsky.social, Mother Jones' Washington bureau chief

What a plot twist!

Below freezing weather in a snow blizzard: grind through. A little lightning miles away from stadium: cancel game, seek shelter, be with your loved ones.

The Miles Sanders fumble being so bad they cancel the game

Elite cope will be when Javonte faders advise to “sell high” on him lol

Turns out the 25 year old starting RB, on one of the best offenses in the league, may have been a good pick.

Jalen Carter setting the tone I guess?

“Love to spell my team name loud and proud!”

CMC will be limited every week, then put up 25 points that same week.

Jaydon Blue drafters rn:

Really puts life into perspective.

Zohran Mamdani is the happiest politician in America, his whole campaign is about how New York is awesome and can be even awesomer. Meanwhile, there has never been a politician in history who talked as much about what a shithole he thinks America is as Donald Trump does.

Trump stopping another pre-war.

(nodding) night corn