Probably my fault. I deleted X (formerly twitter) recently. Ah well.

Panthers Defense under Evero: 2023: Points allowed 29th Yards allowed 29th 2024: Points allowed 32nd Yards allowed 32nd 2025: Def DVOA 22nd

Does this mean cam skattebo will never touch the ball in the 4th q?

The war on whole milk must end!

Their favorite answer: I don’t know.

This was 7 years ago today. He still eats this shit.

My bedroom was also named “the bone temple” and “28 years later” I’m finally going to kiss a woman in it

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

Cause that makes sense.

And that's going to be 7 straight playoff losses for the Steelers.

Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it. Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.

Is it weird that I understand this?

Surely Keenan Allen will be a reliable option on 3rd down…

And now they have hostages...

One of my fave shows of the year, gonna need to rewatch soon.

ChatGPT, I’d like to start running. But how? ChatGPT: ok, just go start running? Idk.

Morning banger

When you murder an innocent civilian in cold blood

Sad!

"Murdering a mother of a 6-year-old child, you're in the wrong place in your soul. God help you! Her son's name is Emerson; Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday!" -Minneapolis ICE protester scolds line of ICE agents ⬇️

This is a MUST WATCH - you won't regret it. youtu.be/_FKcP8j010o

the man widely regarded as creator of Korean fried chicken has died www.koreaherald.com/article/1065...

The wizards have the best front office in the nba. Getting shit done, slowly rebuilding. Love it.

Recurring🧵of cartoons focused on the killing of Renée Good: when you get to the end, click on Read 1 more reply. If you save a cartoon, keep caption w/ artist's name & handle. Marc Murphy @murphycartoons.bsky.social

Tepid take: Miami should’ve kept Mike McDaniel.

Greenland rn

Trump doing the Amon-Ra dance

…

We all knew it was over after this.

And Riley was healthy when they signed Rivers. Some were saying they signed rivers cuz of Riley’s health 🤔

The first two hours this morning

Hiring retreads

Over under 4.5 wins

You mean the once failed retread head coach failed on his next stint? I’m shocked.

Trump admin batting 1.000 with accusations = confessions.

Trump is a great combination of shitty person and ugly as fuck. (Sorry to the kids)

Happy New Year. Wordle 1,657 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I wonder if anyone on bsky knows who won BBMVI? Or if anyone knows what BBMVI is?

Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

Nobody has ever called him “cookie,” Tom.

MALIK WILLIS GOBLIN MODE

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

Odd that Will decided to announce to everyone that he’s a misogynist. Strange thing!

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Miss me yet?

Shocker, the lions homer is a huge doucher.