Happy Saturday ☺️

The wild thing about gaining arm muscle is that my “big and tall” shirts are creeping up from my shoulders and arms taking up more room. Finding clothes that fit and having a big body is a FASCINATING experience! 😵‍💫🤣

Thinking about buying a stealth retainer foreskin restorer, any testimonials?

Playin’ with my cawk #fcf

Happy Tummy Tuesday

Obligatory pic of my renfair costume 🏰 I sewed the vest, sleeves, and chaperon hat myself 😌 Sidebar, leggings basically guaranteed VPL and looking cheeeked up the entire time, for better or worse

uncle ham wants YOU… …to have a pleasant evening.

does the bikini plate armour logic work for bois too?

a tummy tuesdee sploot 🧼🦆

Now accepting belly kisses #tummytuesday

Just give it a rub 😈 #tummytuesday

hi 😋😘 #fcf

How’s everyone’s Thursday going?

sorry for the people who are clutching their pearls who can’t believe how gruesome the video of charlie kirk is, i literally watched a man get run over by a tank in Gaza. i think we can handle a white crybaby getting a new piercing

well….. thoughts and prayers ig

Got on my AFSCME union gear before heading out to the Teamster picket line over lunch ✊

This was a nice start to the day earlier 🥵😮‍💨

Wishing the gays a happy humpday

Tell me what you’re grabbing first ;) #tummytuesday

So horny today, I need a big boy to come crush me 😤

Happy Monday. Hope it's a good week. View from down there good? 😉😈

Another productive day working from home💕

throwback a year and some change 😝

What would you bounce off it?

u can’t focus on sunday scaries if you’re horny the whole time

feelin’ cubby this sundy

ootd 😛

the belly // the hole

POV you’re my phone nestled between my legs & I’m picking you up when your front camera randomly turns on & my tits look really good if I do say so myself #tummytuesday

Back from another hiatus, but, look, you’re not mad

preoccupied

Anything you like?

It’s too hot 🥵

What’s the best ass pic in your camera roll?

Using food to show where I grew up - And if you can’t fuck with tater tot hotdish, just know that you’re wrong

Do you like my belly 👉👈😚

New haircut and new bathroom paint! Busy day 😮‍💨

Everything jiggles now when I {redacted} 🐻

hmmm the urge to abandon growing out my hair and just buzz it all off is strong today hmmm

It's tummy Tuesday, but I also just thought I looked hot in this picture. 😊

Camp’n 🏕️

Bear Self Care 🐻✨

I wanna play Clair Obscur so bad, I need a cash fag to buy me a PS5 😭

Texas

Tornado watch, you say? I’ll give you a real Midwest blowing (That was horrible, please block me)

XLs don’t fit the same anymore 😮‍💨 #widewednesday