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i need a nap, please

for those who don’t partake in humor of the dads, a brief explanation of my triple entendre: santa claus - a name i’ve been called because i’m chubby and have a white beard gnomie - i have a gnome between my legs klaus nomi - get schooled on queer history, baby gays: youtu.be/tJdljxrvPqo

santa claus gnomie ok, now you post a pic with a drag name. yes, i’m serious. just look at my serious face.

happy 🍟day, y’all

uncle ham wants YOU… …to have a pleasant evening.

I randomly stumbled upon Fujio Kito, an artist who documents Japanese playgrounds at night. It was a fun little rabbit hole to follow. fujio-pand-park.tumblr.com

Here's a drawing of the protagonist in a graphic novel I'm working on!

bellies count as humps

AI isn’t art. it’s just L-AI-ZY.

my lil’ shadow

rubs & tugs

so, you gonna get in here and scrub my back? pretty please?

my dog said to say hi to your dog. or your cat. he’s cool with everyone.

taint nobody’s business if i do

bleep blip bloop bop pits blop gay blip bleep boop

vintage model

easy. like sunday morning.

you caged guys could step up your game. also good for steeping tea, draining pasta and watering house plants.

sometimes i think about how i’m generally a private person, but here i am posting nudes and i wonder at all the possible reasons for that. then i come to the overwhelming conclusion that i’m just a big ham.

ok if i sit here?

didn’t mean to get thick

a gay couple was repeatedly threatened by their homophobic neighbor. police were no help. then their house was burned down, their dogs killed and the couple was shot at while shooter yelled homophobic slurs, killing one of them. local police are denying it was a hate crime. this happened sunday.

Here's an old self-portrait from about 1985. Working out watercoloring🙂

checking in been busy still alive

monochrome tuesday. because i can.

make a simple penis sketch for this cute daddy @acheeseburger.bsky.social

dear summer, i’m not through with you yet. xoxo cheeseburger

like sisyphus. or, perhaps, sissy fuss? you do the math.

place your peepers on my cute pal and his cute doodles @greyhavensdoodles.bsky.social

i found something

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #666 Sorry. Couldn’t help it.

*not actually athletic

sedentary, sleepy, senior seeks saturday siestas with supine, sexy, studs. apply within.

i call it a chode. what do you call it?

have a nice day, everyone :)

well, no rapture. not this time anyways.

my edie brickell impersonation. one or two old people will get this and that’s enough for me.

mirror mirror on the wall, today is thursday. that’s all.

they’re called dad jeans for a reason

it’s too early for witty titles or adherence to themes. so, how about alliteration? serious, sleepy, supine sunday selfie? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ have a great day, people.

hope i didn’t mess up my @bearpadart.bsky.social shirt 😦

older, but wider

Fun fact: “zaddy” is short for “sad lady”

does anyone else’s belly button look like a sea creature’s mouth hole?

hello. i’m here to answer the question older than time: yes, a bear does shit in the woods.