. I did not expect to laugh so hard 😭💀 #ChatGPT .

I’m no Miranda Priestly but those Met Gala looks were pretty fucking abysmal

Boxing in your 30s will really humble you Looking good, joints on fire 🔥😮‍💨

Happy Monday, BlueSky babes. Been a minute — how’s y’all?

LMFAO

Bam! Just got a Summertime tan 😎

Fuck no … never cared for most of them

I wanna send some love out to the bisexual men today, y’all don’t get enough. Xoxo.

I’m just realized it’s not Thursday but Wednesday and rent just came out through autopay …reality two pieced hard rn bro

So the heavier your chest gets the more under boob sweat you get?? This is crazy

It’s quite simple

Twink Death or whatever ✨

BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.

Muscle insertion is a new one lmao but if that’s what it’s giving, I’m doing something right 😉

Week 1: Should’ve Never Left The Lab 🧪😏💪🏽

My bisexuality grants me two

Don’t ever leave me to question whether or not you want me or I won’t be around when you answer it

Hello from above ✌🏼

Ya Boy In Clothes 🥹🤣

Shortly.

Absolutely this. I LOVE to see people winning

Truly is. God spent a lil extra time on this one 🫶🏽

@pure-vibraetions.bsky.social says it looks like I’m up to no good 🤷🏽‍♂️

GN🌙

Imagine dying on the train, getting robbed twice, AND raped ?? NYC is so fucking unreal sometimes

Went to a weed convention today. Still fighting for my life.

I don’t even know what number viewing of Wicked this is for me, but here we go

Just letting yall know that I’m alive. 🫶🏾

No shade but did he really think fighting on the Zeus network would better his career? He probably would’ve gotten on Netflix a lot sooner had he stayed at that car dealership 🤷🏾‍♂️

If y’all wanna know how I’m doing, I lost my phone and found it in the refrigerator

Y’all! It’s my bestie’s birthday. She doesn’t have a BlueSky but this girl has been my rock for 17+ years. From girlfriend to best friend My whole world right here 🌍🫶🏽

The dispensary by my crib refers to me as “the poet” and idk I just really love it

There’s a reason why we had honors and basic classes in high school. We should’ve never let those ppl into the wild.

Refuse to believe until we have actual confirmation because A. It’s hideous B. Mega Evo concepts have been BOOMING since Z-A’s announcement

Leave politics to politicians. I fucking beg of you.

Empty stomach; running on adderall, Celsius and pure frustration Happy Tuesday 🤗

I want a lobster roll baaaaad

Some fine ass trade with a pitty moved into the complex 😏

Might catch me fuckin for an hour, but ain’t ever finna catch me on a treadmill for that long

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

I’m so grateful and excited for everything to come this year and to finally be able to share with everyone. I knew this year would be good, but the more I invest in myself, the more I reap the benefits of my work

Tan ✨