What a lame flag “parade” #intervision

Never thought I’d see John Cena singing a Eurovision song on a hit tv show but here we are

more men should show bush

Wjere should I go #backpacking? Any advice? No Alekseev, I will not go to talahasee again. I am still missing a spleen and can hear colors

If there isnt a tiktok on it, then it should not be on the fucking tiktok shop!

Do yall think princ has a bug bush or trimmed?

🎵 BALKAN, BALKAN, BALKAN ovo je BALKAN come on 🎶 🎺 🎺 🇷🇸 👯‍♂️ 🔊 Serbia 2010 entry is such a summer tune 💕💖 youtu.be/4pVEII2pmso?... #Eurovision #kpop #k-pop

But you can peg me

You can’t fuck me with your bullshit

The way that RuPaul taught me how to parallel park

Maps by Lesley Roy came up on my playlist today and every now and again I have to remind people that Maps deserved better, it will be the same with Hitaammin hautaan which was only a national final song but Erika did deserve to win 👏. I think I must like that female story/emotional type pop song 😂.

𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖔 🌙 ☁️ 🧛🏾 I’ve never drawn @lilnasx before. I’ve had sketches I did but life got in the way but decided to finish one finally… with a vampy twist of course.

When you wanted Gaga tickets but didn’t specify and instead of Yaşar Gaga tickets your boyfriend @thicklexseev.bsky.social gets you Lady Gaga Instead

My habibi Zohran Mamdani has won has won! 🥇 New Yawk here I cum! ✈️

We just switched to a smaller fan and I am dying

LMAO not SVT shading JJ in Allsång på Skansen 🤣🤣🤣 #Eurovision This is a new version of the runner up of 1993 Melfest, We Are All The Winners by Nick Borgen btw…

Guy from Finland checks in Me:” you guys shouldve won eurovision” Him ice cold face 🥶 “uh yeah sure” I’m sorry 😢

nobody post thirst traps tonight i just chopped 1 kg of hot peppers and the latex gloves failed me

Does anyone know if Serhat certified Daddy still practices dentistry?

We had our rough patch when he found me stuffed by Chingiz but @thicklexseev.bsky.social and I made it thru. ❤️ u poopskie 😘

If I could go back in time for a day I would tell my young self to stay away from Eurovision and get into crypto

Therapist: Chubby Marktinnius doesn’t exist you have nothing to be scared of Chubby Marktinnius: 😳

Jungcook and Jimin are free now! My HOLE IS READY!!!

My husband shaved his head so that our daughter could wear it to her graduation 😭 😢

Never expected to see Vivian Wilson give a shoutout to Maxxy Rainbow during a Hasanabi stream

Here at Twinkelovin corp we love man tiddies. I rather the trade be a little chubby than have a flat chest

No point in cuddling if i cant feel your cawk on my butt

Deleted Scene from The Reality War

The best songs have the cuntiest covers

If eve started off as a male rib would that make her the first transgender?

I will be publishing my magnum opus next week. A dramatic piece about the forbidden love between Tralalero Tralala and Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur It will be epic it will be tragic, but most importantly it will be gay

You and me plus some Rebecca’s Chinese at the top of transit center parking lot overlooking the stars and the aliens

Im going to run a stan account on myself. Someone’s gotta boost my ego!

Reminder that San Marino doesn’t have a televote, that wad the producers giving Israel 12 points

real growth is being able to admit when someone else is right ♥️

Song of the summer just dropped youtu.be/FYAPgiTxy_Q?...

BREAKING NEWS BALKAN TWINK IS CATTY!!!! Oh no? Who would’ve thought balkan men could be toxic 😞

The name of the game is queerbaiting

I was watching the final with a couple American friends, and one of them was even surprised about how much the women have to cover up compared to the men even even thought you was more conservative than America and I was like uhm 😶

Huge respect for Youth Demand, who disrupted Israel's performance at #Eurovision tonight. ✊🏽🇵🇸 During genocide it cannot be business as usual. We NEED civil disobedience & resistance of the status quo en masse. Marches alone aren't enough. The aim is to disrupt. #FreePalestine🇵🇸

Lmfao couldn’t get the final recap right #Eurovision

☠️☠️☠️

Right, claiming Finland and Switzerland as Scottish Eurovision acts now.

Sorry Gojo 😞 I’ll console you and make you komme #Eurovision

Yes baby girl! Lets go Denmark!! #Eurovision

They will announce Israel within the first 5 qualifqers til forever now to get us to forget w the excitement of the other qualifiers

Nooooooo

Fuck fuck fuck fuck #Eurovision

WHEN I SAY FREE FREE YOU SAY PALESTINE FREE FREE #Eurovision #BanIsraelFromEurovision

Lithuania youre making me want to pick up that razor #Eurovision