Loosen up my buttons babe

Olivia Dean is incredible and I’m delighted for her winning 4 Brit awards but a couple of those should have gone to others, I’m sorry

Everyone and their nan is on holiday in Brasil rn

Been a fan of Bad Bunny for almost 7 years now and it feels SO good just seeing him go from strength to strength. TE QUEIRO BENITOOOO

Strongly considering leaving my life behind and moving to Mexico to start a new one

Need to go to the gym but it’s raining outside, its a 20 minute walk away and I simply can’t be bothered

Met a guy from Bermuda at the afters last weekend and was telling him how I always thought the Bermuda Triangle would have a bigger impact on my life 🥲🤦🏻‍♂️

If you invite me over to your house just know that I will be taking a selfie in your bathroom mirror

Had to make the most of having the best mirrors in the gym to myself 😌

Had a life crisis whilst falling asleep last night so woke up this morning and paid £5 for the worst career advice quiz ever. WHAT is my lifeeee

Back home for the weekend where my Mum’s dog has had puppies 🥹

My highlights of #TheTraitors 2026.

The way in which she had us all as children singing about wanting to get chained and whipped

two players made Traitors in the first episode winning the game together is honestly incredible game play #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Never been more satisfied with a game show ending OMG they deserved that so much!!! The gays and girlies stay winning #TheTraitors

It has been persistently grey and miserable all day. It’s been the most depressing day of the year so far, losing the will to live x

So many hot guys in the new series of The Traitors. Please don’t let them be banished or murdered

So hungover I said three Hail Marys in the shower

Feel like I’ve been hit by a bus x

Bailed on plans with friends

Wasn’t the messiest at my work Christmas party last night 😌

Spent the day painting the flat AND went for a run. Am fucken exhausted luvs

Spotify wrapped is actually full of shit. My most listened songs were all wildly inaccurate and I know for a fact there were others i listened to more times so I don’t know what they actually constitute as a “listen”?

I’m bored and horny someone give me attention lmao

Ready for bed after a crazy weekend 😴

A warm welcome back to London: just witnessed a man verbally abusing a woman on the tube and he then proceeded to try and push her into a moving train

On my way to Austin!

Maybe it’s a symptom of my late twenties and searching for meaning in life but I feel like listening to LUX has given me a crisis of faith (in that maybe I should believe in something?) lmao

I will never ever get over being this close to Lorde whilst she performed Ribs. The crowd gave everything it needed too and me and my friends just went absolutely feral. It was euphoric.

I really thought I was going to get better at not taking it too far on the weekends once I turned 28 but I’ve proven myself wrong :/

As soon as Bonnie said she was doing a half man half woman look I knew it was all gonna go downhill 😭 #dragraceuk

Is my friend actually taking the piss with with almost 14 minutes worth of voice notes

I’ve finally started watching Severance and I am HOOKED

I literally cannot stop listening to Rosalías new album. It’s a masterpiece. It should be mandatory listening for everyone.

Parkrun ✅ Full English breakfast ✅ Nap ✅ A productive Saturday

phresh phade

Rosalia cantando en 13 idiomas distintos en su álbum nuevo es impresionante pero tampoco se nota cuando no está cantando en español 😅

The most British thing ever is Alan revealing he was a traitor and then the other two rushing to comfort him after he’s just lied to them and deceived them for weeks and also taken the money they would have given to their charities #CelebrityTraitors

The way in which I have just been SCREAMING at my TV. #TheTraitors is just the greatest TV ever and I cannot believe that final result. Incredible.

Why did I just have Millie Bobby Brown advertising Dubai to me on a Netflix ad??

Have been slacking so much with going to the gym the last few weeks I can really start to feel it taking it’s toll

One thing I’ll just never get into is doing an online grocery shop. I’d much rather take an hour out of my day and go to the supermarket that be selecting groceries on my phone for ages

HOW is Caroline not up for nomination 😭 get that evil hag OUT #bbuk

Halloween was so fun but has killed me off 💀

Demi doing Poot for Halloween is incredible

Pls give me inspo for an expired twink Halloween outfit

I’m feeling that this is gonna be a really SLUTTY Halloween and I can’t wait !!

It’s so blatant that #bbuk is just trying to keep Caroline in because she winds people up and makes good TV

Just went running in misty rain whilst listening to West End Girl. It felt ✨restorative✨