that lava is so runny, it's moving like weird-coloured water www.youtube.com/live/NDA9Bsv...

Ny avtale med Palantir for å forlenge bruken av programvaren ble inngått våren 2025 og varer til 2030, med opsjon på ytterligere fem år, opplyser Tolletaten overfor Filter Nyheter: filternyheter.no/overvakingsg...

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented

lava fountans 1000 feet (300 m) and growing www.youtube.com/live/Tz5tPqR...

USGS: 500 feet (150 m) and growing www.usgs.gov/observatorie...

kilauea now doing the thing again: www.youtube.com/live/Tz5tPqR...

lmao i guess someone made him unfollow that block list then, or at least change the setting to mute.

Having one AI hallucination in a work is kind of like having one human finger in your chili. Even if you take it out, the existence of it is evidence that you're doing the entire process wrong.

i repeat, no particular reason why:

let me take this opportunity to rant about that movie from 2021 that was supposedly set in 1994 but showed CALIBRI as a font menu option in windows (calibri was designed in 2002-2004 and released in 2006, it did not exist in 1994).

i love when users try to convince us we should add a feature they want, and they always insist it would not be a big task at all. today we had one claiming it'd be super easy to add a feature that would involve translating 42 million words. which would only take one translator's entire adult life.

2 minutes ago someone was knocking on the window behind me and i went to look and it was a bullfinch. went back to my hammock and now the bullfinch just came and knocked on the window right next to me as well.

team meeting at work today about what we've learned in the last year. and i didn't even have to bring it up, everybody agreed the last year taught us we can't trust ai to get anything right, it keeps screwing up even the most basic tasks and all our worst fuckups in 2025 were caused by trusting ai.

maybe not the most conventional beauty, and it prefers ditches over flowerbeds, but it's the best little wildflower because it's the first one to turn up every spring, in the most unlikely places.

for reasons i can't even begin to grasp, the youtube algorithm has determined that i'm probably the kind of person who'd like to watch lots and lots of videos about differential equations. i am not that kind of person.

it's not at all universal, but also not uncommon, that when the pope visits, the entire population of a country gets at least one public holiday, sometimes more. i've never heard of that happening when trump visited any country at all.

having now seen everything including the s3 season finale of the capture, i'm content with this show. but it has so many plot twists i don't feel i can say much more about it without spoiling anything.

on my bingo card for this week: US blockade of the vatican vance excommunicated new crime-fighting antipope also, the dumbest ai story yet might have a combo, like skynet becomes the antipope, nukes rome, and makes vance anticardinal

GUARDIAN: "Viktor Orbán is now speaking at Fidesz’s election night and he says the election result is “clear” as he concedes defeat." www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

after killing the previous pope, the iran negotiatons, and orban's re-election chances, i'm starting to wonder if jd vance's influence is why trump is transforming into a zombie in front of our eyes. does anyone know if charlie kirk had been hanging out with jd recently?

i've just realized what those ai chatbots remind me of and why they disgust me so much: people when they're high on coke and think they're f*cking awesome and slick af, when they're really just bullshitting and obnoxious af and have no awareness of how repulsive they're really being.

gross www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

har noen undersøkt evt forbindelser til diesel brølet?

thankfully i discovered that c. b. strike is a rowling adaptation before unintentionally starting to watch anything that dreadful creature would profit from.

i hope there'll be a future where this current era seems comprehensible. that there'll someday be historians going "what were they even doing???"

wondering what's happening to sri lanka's 4-day work week, a fuel-saving measure, that was called off this wednesday after having been in effect for 3 weeks. meanwhile, schools and government offices in nepal are extending their weekends from 1 to 2 days from this week and until further notice.

i see the handmaid's tale sequel has arrived. i also find it necessary to make it clear that i'm talking about a fictional tv show here, which also illustrates why i don't really think i'm going to watch this.

HERE WE GO www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK... cam 3

not sure if it's gearing up for real or just letting off some steam, but there's been intermittent doming throughout the day and currently a fair amount of lava gushing out www.youtube.com/live/Tz5tPqR...

hipp hop

The date: March 2029 Abigail Spanberger has been elected as the first female president Donald Trump has not been seen in person in 15 months

But as I said, those who think they are clever tend to make excellent targets for intelligence operations. Because their ego blinds them. They think THEY are too clever to fall for manipulation and propaganda. And they can invent very creative explanations to convince themselves.

i'll admit i never quite understood the point of the swiss guard and thought they were just ornamental. anyway, to make it clear: if there's a war between the US and the pope, i'm with the pope. and i'm an atheist.

if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.

one time someone at work tried to translate "ascension day" from farsi and it turned into "elevator day" in english and what i'm trying to say is you can't trust machine translation in general, and chatgpt translation is even worse because it randomly adds and skips really important bits of text.

one time someone at work tried to translate "ascension day" from farsi and it turned into "elevator day" in english and what i'm trying to say is you can't trust machine translation in general, and chatgpt translation is even worse because it randomly adds and skips really important bits of text.

what happens when he realizes those 10 points make him the biggest loser in modern history? is he going to take it out on cuba?

we can not be doing this again in 2 weeks.

called my rep and then like five minutes later he posted basically what I told him so I've decided it was my call that really pushed him over the edge. this is the power of Phone Call

oh now i remember what he reminds me of, the guy's a human dalek.

hey remember last week when this was "not a war"?

Before playing Kamancheh, he says: 'Hello, I'm Mohammad-Reza Afarideh, the director of the ed. institute that has now been destroyed. I wanted the last sound coming from my institute not to be of missiles and war; (I want the) final sound to be of the instrument that I played in it. Thank you'.

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

må bare tro på ola borten moe når han hevder noe, for eksempel at han *kan* kjernekraft.

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so, anyone getting anything done at work today at all?

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

come on, built-in snowshoes make perfect sense in this environment!

word of the day: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brinkma...