hey internet, do your thing. i'm looking to chat with a PNW based bird expert who knows things about crows. i have a crow connundrum and i need advice.

just tried watching vladimir and 3 minutes into episode 1 i'm just too distracted by whatever rachel weisz did to her face, i can't do this.

@anglipol.bsky.social light aircraft = småfly på norsk. VG klarte selv å få det til da de opprinnelig dekket saken i 1999, men de var vel stødigere i både norsk og engelsk den gang: www.vg.no/nyheter/i/J1...

are you suffering from a lack of imposter syndrome? unless you already navigated the drake passage by sextant in winter while defusing a mutiny, you were 19 years old and pregnant, it was 1856 and you were the 1st woman known to have done a thing quite like this, i've got just the thing for you:

what is one of your ultimate comfort movies?

Made it to Friday but at what cost

If that bingo card gets updated any more times I’m gonna wear a hole right through

dude that's a facehugger. put it back and nuke the site from orbit just to be sure.

was thinking nice volcano, i wonder where that is, and then i realized i know exactly where that is. (alt text: small volcanic cone filled almost to the brim with red glowing lava, the shape of the cone echoed by a pyramid-shaped mountain in the background peeking up through a blanket of smoke)

We're done with people who are not us telling us what we are, thanks.

føler det har gått en stund siden jeg så noen betegne seg selv som kaospilot, og det er jo et lite lyspunkt i en ellers ganske dyster hverdag.

i know it's not the important thing, but now he's going orange too? (alt text: photo of marco rubio wearing too much, too orange, too unevenly applied makeup)

and if you're in the wrong place there will at least be a live stream of the eclipse here:

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

just realized, due to the iran situation i managed to completely forget about the afghanistan/pakistan situation.

spent all day at work fixing other people's mistakes, but a lot of the mistakes were absolutely hilarious so i'm not angry, just very very tired. looks like someone misunderstood the instructions for a task and did the exact opposite of what they were supposed to do, hundreds of times.

is bluesky being weird and glitchy for anyone alse at the moment, or is it just me?

absolutely wild bird density on midway atoll (live webcam) (i have no idea what kind of bird this is) www.youtube.com/live/L3iKvwo...

a mystery! about 100 minutes ago, something shook the town of quimper in bretagne, northwest france. 445 users have reported various degrees of shaking. and apparently nobody so far has confirmed what actually happened.

i love how even in the 1980s we knew exactly what not to do, and we even had some fairly widely-distributed movies and books about what not to do, and then we just went straight ahead and did it anyway. like i enjoy the terminator as much as the next person, but FFS I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IT.

the problem with drinking coffee from pint glasses is when you spill the entire pint of coffee all over yourself, your kitchen, and your washing machine, the coffee shorts a circuit, you cut your head on the fusebox door, the washing machine malfunctions, and your clothes are soaked in milky coffee.

i'm 5 years old, i've just been going around saying blup blup to myself all day until i start giggling again.

i have just learned there is a volcano in papua new guinea named blup blup and i'm pretty sure this is my favourite new thing i've learned this month. blup blup volcano is located on blup blup island. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blup_Blup

Denne gangen bestemte jeg meg for å gjøre det litt grundig. Da dannet det seg et mønster - og det mønsteret var alt annet enn trivelig. Jeg sier ikke dette med letthet, men: Asle Toje lyver. 2/3

folkens. nå er det endelig mulig å strømme hele northern exposure (det gode liv i alaska) på prime i norge. ikke inkludert i abonnementet, man må evt kjøpe sesonger/episoder man vil se, men dette er visstnok varianten med den opprinnelige og riktige musikken (i motsetning til dvd-lydsporet).

you know how sometimes you feel like crap and some entirely unlikely movie or book or show or cartoon or work of art of any kind makes you feel better about things? i did not expect that movie to be predator: badlands, but here we are.

slept less than 3 hours. woke up to a message from my bank urging me to to call them ASAP, they'd blocked my card due to suspicious activity. started work with a meeting about a topic i studied 22 years ago and haven't used since. mid meeting the chimney sweep arrived to sweep my chimney.

big week in holidays with chinese/lunar new year, carnival/start of lent, and the first day of ramadan all happening this week, involving roughly half the people on earth. imo we should all just take the week off.

@aasew.bsky.social hjelp! noe har gått fryktelig galt hos nasjonalarkivet.

drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

it was filmed in 1942 (may-august), ie after the US entered the war. the movie is set in the first week of december 1941, just a few days before pearl harbor. in the movie, the US had not yet entered the war, but in reality it had.

If you want to fight fascism, you must practice disability justice. If you’re claiming to be on the left but believe disabled people are “expendable”, you’re aligning with fascists. If you are against tyranny but refer to people like me as “a drain”, you’re carrying water for the Nazis.

my 5 year old niece can count to 100 in 3 languages without skipping any numbers, but nobody's claimed she can make me 20% more productive at work or has phd-level skills, possibly because you can't buy a subscription to my niece.

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

ok just the *creatures* in predator: badlands are worth watching. it's like soneone took australia and made it a planet and supercharged everything weird and deadly about it to a level that's simply not possible on earth.

anyway, i failed my driving test. i'll try again later.

re AI only improving, my driving teacher tried to demonstrate how i could simply ask google AI if and how the passenger airbag on this specific car can be disabled, but it just kept repeatedly giving wrong answers and he was surprised because it gave the correct answer last week.

as if norway hadn't already been sufficiently embarrassed the last few weeks

There are many levels of "naked": underwear only, no clothing at all & the highest level of (human) nakedness: only wearing socks. Then we have the glass frogs of Family Centrolenidae, who take it to the next level: visible organs. This is part of their Cloak of Invisibility! (📷: Jaime Culebra)

🌘 "Starchild" 🌟 Commission for @franzanth.bsky.social & at last another of my Golden Orbits.

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

Does anyone have a solid reference site about not using emojis as bullet points in communication emails/posts/etc. that marketing people would deem credible? I want to share that info. I know I saw a LinkedIn post one time but can’t find it. #accessibility

i have absolutely no qualifications to evaluate the validity of this, but it would be very funny

i made curry more or less from scratch, and then i cleaned up after. there's now curry for a week of dinners cooling in the fridge. once it's cold i'll freeze smaller portions, because maybe i don't want curry for dinner every single day for a week.

mr human rights nobel peace big shot jagbland de kaller ham jagbland for mange ganger til å bare være en tilfeldig tastefeil