"Ah what a lovely day to be productive and thoughtful and happy let's see what's on the news real quic-"

Ana Kasparian and Ashley St Clair swapped places wtf is happening

Making headway get it cause heads cause I drew a bunch of heads

Listening to Michael Saylor crash out over a simple question is exactly the same as listening to a Reddit mod crash out over nothing except only one of these two people owns a house.

www.youtube.com/@jingyusuxie There is a 0% chance this guy is legit and the fact that I had to look so closely to find definitive evidence to poke at infuriates me. Gen AI is a fraud nightmare. I don't care what the 'potential' use is, the fact is it is enabling fraud NOW.

You've heard of microfibre cloths now I present to you... Macrofibre cloths! *Unveils a giant, solid plastic cylinder"

The almost unstoppable urge to tell anti-woke chuds to stand in front of a jet engine

Hello everybody. It's time to mAMbO #umamusume #horse #fanart #mambo

Oh come ON not James Gurney too, fucking hell. Never meet your fucking heroes man.

Bro there's a 14 year old on the train death clutching a Neon Genesis Evangelion art book who's letting the children watch NGE

I think whatever latent Chinese gene that enables the bargaining perk skipped me every time I buy fruit I end up walking away with an extra kilo of fking grapes

WIP Gotta lock in for an April show yipes yikes yikers wowie

I think my custom domain registration is expiring soon and I have no idea how to renew it LMAO

Y'all ever stumble across a guy posting their art online and be all, "damn.......... this guy......" like, "damn, this GUY." being all like, "like god damn. this guy."

Alright fellow peasants gather round. I have a degree in linguistics and I can tell you with 99% certainty that nobody fucking said "a jack of all trades is a master of none but oftentimes better than a master of none." Nobody said that until like five years ago. Stop saying it's the "original"

I think it's very funny how "Lily Orchard is wrong about [___]" is basically a YouTube genre

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

God I love Mint Fantome she keeps playing the realest games like Minesweeper and Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water's Edge

Idk which white woman needs to hear this but you don't need to call every hobby or topic of interest a "hyperfixation"

I found what seems to be a pretty good Deadlock guide that is unfortunately useless to me.

Playing P3 Reload on lowest settings on Steam Deck to simulate the true 2010 experience but there's still no female MC so a single tear rolls down my cheeks as I max out charm just to talk to Yukari

Fern: Frieren-sama, I can't help but notice you always wipe your butthole after you poop. Frieren: Is that so? *flashback* Frieren: Himmel, why do you always wipe your butthole after pooping? *wind blows* Himmel: Because it tickles and makes me feel good. *violin music*

Slop internet content be like "Did you know that in the Spider-Man movie, he cries when Uncle Ben dies, conveying his profound pain and anguish at losing a loved one." 1.3k Likes.

Mfw the underpaid workers at the bakery didn't temper the chocolate (I watch Claire Saffitz) 😡😡😡😡😡

It's funny that every time I argue about AI it boils down to me going "so you're just gonna lie down and die and do and say nothing, then?" And my interlocutor's answer is always "yes"

Being a stubborn middle-aged conservative is my favourite Asian tradition

we need to bring this one back tbh

anyway now the recent con is done it's back to making more honse stickers for the next one! MAMBO #umamusume #mambo #artistalley

in 20 years when AI is relegated to being digital plastic that nobody really likes and that we have to spend decades undoing the damage of, I'm going to shit on the hospital beds of every taint gobbler who enabled this while screaming "I told you so, fuckface", then unplug their life support.

Thank you @the_eoy for hosting our first boothing experience! Also huge thanks to @kiwiji.bsky.social and @nikkarooart.bsky.social for all their help with stuff I haven't figured out yet! Learned a lot and next time we come back stronk 💪 #conventionartist #artistalley

"what kind of music do you listen to?" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just picked up P3 Reload and is it even Yukari if she isn't calling Junpei slurs smh

I have a confession to make. I'm addicted to playing cringe. I can only handle like 20 minutes at a time but it's so fking funny to play random visual novel #12 and have it almost always set a new bar for what I would consider too embarrassing to exist.

after 20 hours I think I must admit defeat this time and give up on finishing this one in time for printing. Idk how I see people posting like 3 fully realised pieces weekly they gotta be way faster than I am apparently.

Thanks to the TGA flute guy now everybody knows not only that contrabass flutes exist but also what they look like so please can we rehabilitate the clarinet in the same way after what Squidward has done to its image

Please I need therapy so bad please

Everybody stop what you're doing and go read Love Bullet RIGHT NOW NOW NOW RIGHT NOW GO NOW RIGHT NOW GO RIGHT GO NOW GO RIGHT GO RIGHT RIGHT GO NOW GO GO

My right eye sees more red than my left eye does. I keep switching back and forth to see the difference it's crazy.

it's Tapir Time™

My experience with Charty Party has made me realise that even fewer people than I thought have the most rudimentary grasp of statistics.

Can we repurpose the r-slur to mean AI and tech bros? Presenting to the global neurodivergent council for approval.

There's this -guy- who I've been seeing get a lot of work in the industry and I can't prove it but I'm so fucking suspicious of them I feel like I'm going insane. The thing is they CAN draw but I suspect that they're using AI to speed things up and tracing or correcting later-

POV you made the mistake of showing me a picture of your baby when I was waiting at the clinic

The Incredibles and Pacific Rim are two of my favourite films of all time and it's a shame that they both somehow never got sequels isn't that crazy

My old computer died at the height of the crypto rush and it cost me probably an extra 15-20% than usual to get a new one. Now this computer is having memory issues at the height of AI slop bullshit and Micron pulls out of consumer RAM. I hate this timeline

my hot take is I actually prefer it when characters in video games only romance you if you're their preferred type because everyone being MC-sexual ruins my immersion sometimes.

Rapid fire sketching pschrow pchrew (laser sounds)

Gothic Lolita and Jiraikei witch have very little to say to you

Shoutout to Tokyo School Life for being that one visual novel I inflict on my friends when I feel like they need to understand the true power of cringe

Everyone: make money while you're young!! Once you hit 40 you're washed!!! You're not longer hot or sexy or young enough to be hired!! Also everyone: elects the same out of touch senile geriatric racists to government for 2 decades straight.