Pre birthday Chaos Rising hits!

Shower time

Blood work? I sure hope so.

Mother Mary was Michaela Coel and Anne Hathaway talking for almost 2 hours. Hunter Schafer is also there. And like. Damn, yeah give me more of that.

Hello down there

The dialogue is great and amazing performances all throughout the series but really gets worse very season unfortunately. Movie is fun. Revival/Season 4 is really not good.

Airing out my tits

Do you think my neighbors are tired of hearing me play Fame is a Gun?

Mosquito bites on my ASS

Got to season 5 of Desperate Housewives and immediately lost interest at the time skip.

The glow up of Shawn Hatosy of The Faculty to the Shawn Hatosy of The Pitt cannot be emphasized enough

Flash

Exposing my mother to gay guy music video night

When I say I'm gonna take a slutty little nap this is what I mean

I took a Benadryl and the Hat Man didn't come visit me, do you think he's mad at me?

Late night tummy

This season of Euphoria isn't all that bad when you don't have a dumb bitch in your ear telling you it's the worst thing ever committed to film.

Kiss it

Double trouble

I’ll let y’all perceive me today

Tits out at the bar

Pressing play on a Veronica Mars rewatch

One way to combat the Sunday Scaries is to wash away the Sunday Stinkies

Tits

Boyfriend POV

This felt so good

Slutty Saturday by the pool.

Hey boy. Didn’t see you down there,

Fat Friday

Sup

Late night tummy

Credit card fraud 🙃

Fat Ass Friday, the 13th.

Hope I'm not too late for tummy Tuesday

Happy valentits

Haircut and a beard trim

Titty Tuesday

First thirst trap in the new apartment

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Just realized Donkey Kong Bananza is spelled that way

Bought all these colorful jockstraps and haven’t put them to good use 🙂‍↔️.

The Testament of Ann Dowd

Saw the Marty Supreme blimp today

Everyone's trying to watch Stranger Things on Netflix, all I'm trying to do is watch the episode of Gilmore Girls where Lorelei and Rory make up from their fight.

Boyfriend POV

Constant victim of Nighttime Revenge Procrastination

Watching the Dodgers win the World Series while at the last Knott's Scary Farm of the year sure was a special surreal experience!

Long time no see