How were you ‘friends’ when you’ve never met her?

Pay off your mortgage?

#Truss doesn’t seem to possess a shame gland.

These trainspotters have aged pretty well. 27 years between the two pics, apparently.

Zuck the Cuck sways like a reed in the breeze. What a silly little man. news.sky.com/story/zucker...

Anyone want to know what I'm eating rn?

Just in case you haven't heard this. Happy New Year, all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

Fun fact: the Americans who wrote nearly all of the Christmas classics were Jewish. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

Quality trolling from @gbnewsonline.bsky.social. They pick presenters based not on talent but on how likely they are to trigger people who don't watch GB News, which should be no-one but is, in fact, a lot of people.

If you think it’s not possible to dislike Steve Baker more than you do, you’re wrong. All you have to do is read this article. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

The idea that Israel should risk a potential Al-Qaeda breakaway – implacably opposed to Israel’s existence – having a full arsenal of weapons, including chemical weapons, a few miles away is crazy. There’s no country that would choose to run that risk.

Sandwiches are woke.

America’s having another totally normal, humdrum day, I see. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/11/u...

Well, well, well. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is an extraordinarily weird thing to say about someone whose intelligence forces tortured children to death. #Syria

Incredible scenes in #Syria. Both Iran and Russia are evacuating. It’s like the fall of Saigon. ISIS sweeping in from the East. Terrible times ahead for Christians, Kurds, Alawites, Yazidis – basically all non-Sunni minorities. History being made today.

I’ve listened to this incredible cover of Creep by #Radiohead 200 times in a month & can sing the Hindi part word perfect but I don’t understand what it means! Are there any #Hindi speakers here who understand the words? Is it about shopping or paying council tax? Hope not 🙏 youtu.be/nZoHuoFQyrI?...

Two weeks left of this crap and then the days start getting longer again. Bring on the long, light evenings!

Do these people really have no self-awareness? I mean, none at all? www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

Hope the police catch up with this creep. Be interested to know why @itvnews.bsky.social felt the need to protect his identity. www.itv.com/news/granada...

Good to see a senior journalist pushing back against Jones’s chippy vendetta against his own trade. pressgazette.co.uk/comment-anal...

You've probably seen this as it's currently going viral. Well worth a watch if you haven't. youtu.be/nZoHuoFQyrI?...

Thanks but I’d rather do a night swim in the East Siberian Sea with a 20kg weight attached to my scrotum with a rusty fishing hook.

According to this fascinating article, there will one day be evidence our planet existed, even if it is gobbled up by our swelling sun. www.sciencefocus.com/space/sun-ex...

Interesting! www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v3...

I need to see a doctor to ask whether I’ll ever stop laughing about this. It’s been three years now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJa...

Overlooked. Again. Always the bridesmaid, me.

Tulisa, you’ve changed so much. #Tulisa #ImACelebrity www.youtube.com/shorts/8E9v4...

This is interesting. A man who believed he was being harassed by the police, ARRESTED them in their police station! Details in the vid. www.youtube.com/live/FNpLnf7...

“Ominous” is definitely the apt adjective. #hove #ukrunchat

What? Corbyn shilling for Russia? It can’t be true!

🚨 LAUNCHING TODAY 🚨 Nearly two years ago, @tortoisemedia.bsky.social unveiled the Westminster Accounts, a free tool designed to give people greater understanding of the money that flows through parliament. Now, with Peer Review, we take on another arcane part of our system - the House of Lords

#uksnow 0/10 BN3 (It does not snow in Brighton)

Wow another million in a day! 👀 Thank you everyone — we’re going to do our best to make this place great for you.

COMPETITION: I’ve got three copies of Planes, Trains and Toilet Doors to give away. RT this before 10am on Monday. I’ll randomly pick three people from the RTs, and I’ll sign and post a book to the winners. Perfect 🎁

We should put economic relations with the EU, ahead of these we might have with Trump’s America, argues @greenpartymolly.bsky.social in a thought-provoking piece for @theindependent.bsky.social. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

I’m starting to start a starter pack for #BrightonAndHove. I repeat: #Brighton and #Hove. Happy to add you if you belong on it. go.bsky.app/UkVyHhL

For all you #grammar fans.

Anyone?

A tale of two platforms: BlueSky user numbers have hit a new record high in recent days, while the number of people deleting their accounts on X/Twitter has rocketed 🚀

#Question: to “leave” Twitter and be counted in the stats, do you have to do more than delete the app? Do you need to suspend or delete your entire profile? #Xodus #Twitter

So you’re new to Bluesky A thread on the basics 🧵 (How to deal with replies all over your timeline, why you aren’t seeing nsfw content, and how threads work)

Okay, I'm here. You may begin.