[job stuff] write your resume like a eulogy. don't speak ill of the unemployed

I need an editor who will be willing to work with me to edit a gaming video. I don't have a lot of money but I do want to pay you fairly. Please contact me only if you are serious. I really need to work on this project and I am struggling with editing this type of content. I have clips I already […]

is it worth joining a relay? could be nice to have a livelier global timeline

might make a plugin that makes hashtags appear as regular text without the hashtag or highlighting

cabbit

singlet asks: > aren't you doing a lot of the work for your system? aren't _you_ doing _all_ of the work for _your_ system? ​:floofNervous:​

I'm #colorblind and I use https://xkcd.com/color/rgb/ frequently. Randall 'xkcd' Monroe did a survey of over 100,000 readers where he showed them random rgb colors and said "what would you call this?" and afterwards he did his best to sort the results into the most popular color names and the […]

can anyone recommend me some music (game ost or otherwise) that has some melancholic droning synthy tones a la silent hill. I have one track from Portal and one from DUSK in my playlist and the rest is Avith Ortega and Akira Yamaoka. i require more

idk how to flirt but i can show you cool flash-based websites from 2002 if you're into that

[surgery, nullification] this one's friend is helping me look for bottom surgeons that do nullification in California and we've found some but if anyone knows of any pls share :3

vinny played rubato

​:neobot_smol:​ <- little guy worth a gajillion doollars

RUBATO releases march 20th AAAAAA

i feel called out actually

boyplushie

[mental health thoughts, impostor syndrome, short rant] respectfully, saying "look at this dumbass. you'd never be this bad. lose your imposter syndrome" isn't particularly helpful i have the comparing-myself-to-others disease. if you show me a guy who sucks, i will compare myself to him and i […]

minecraft bunny react

bunnnny

good morning . i hope this email kills you instantly

https://mytransgp.org is a new resource for trans people in the UK to get community ratings for GPs in a given postcode. Could be really useful if you're moving and want to see what the best options in your area are. I've already added my opinions on my current and previous GPs!

i had a dream where the original design for this guy -> ​:tokki:​ looked exactly like this guy -> @[email protected]

i should get a smaller blankie i can carry with me maybe. or i should bring my plushies to places more

finally got around to changing my username on my laptop,, feels good to not be deadnamed by filepaths and login prompts

my stuffies <3

​:aneobot_walk:​

my heart rate unusually low for a bunny and maybe just in general

hey. please read if u got a website some people like myself use an extension called _Dark Reader_ to alter the color palettes of pages to create a "dark mode." it works well in some instances but on personal websites it often ruins art direction and has to be disabled manually even if the […]

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i am boy crazy

when they do "showing <animal> their reflection for the first time" they should get another that they can introduce so they dont get disappointed when they try to look behind the mirror to find the friend and find nothing there

tgirl as in testosterone

@bunnybeam mhmm! this is just the footer at the bottom of the page and this weird oddity only happens when using gesture scrolling on a touchpad. otherwise it displays just as it should, being glued to the bottom of the viewport

wafs ​:drgn_nom_waffle:​

any love for enby who is too sleepy to use oven

i love boys and boys love me and i love it

_taps microphone_ "ahem." ... "the Sexy Nutella Black Mesa Questionable Ethics Lobby Battle." ... _applause_

i just had a beautiful dream in which i had to retake an exam from highschool and it was really hot and stuffy and uncomfortable in the exam room and that would have been a nightmare if not for the fact that the Reason it was so uncomfortable was because i was a beautiful plantboy and i needed […]

bro installed dolphin file manager instead of dolphin emulator

flowery femboy or hot topic femboy

boys will look at a plushie and say "i need this" and its just a little guy

it's hard to rank the pikmin games cuz despite sharing the same basic principle, the way you play each of them is pretty different. pikmin 1 is just 30 days (or less) of straight exploration and dandori pikmin 2 is about managing your resources to adapt to the situation and navigate a hostile […]

i wasnt paying attention and i heard this from my tv and i thought i was having a fucking fever dream

[small amount of mfm] can we get subscripts in fedi text rendering? i wanna be able to write: `he_1 gazed longingly at him_2, fiddling absently with the string of his_1 hoodie` and have it render something like: "he _1_ gazed longingly at him _2_ , fiddling absently with the string of his _1_ […]

their names are scungy and bompus. thry are going to beat you to death

i play computer with my paws ​:dbl_paw:​

girls love re-boosting shit they posted 30 minutes ago (im girls)

warning to discord orb enjoyers: the netflix ad has black-red strobing