hi fedi! im looking for a replacement laptop (or desktop?) for my gf who killed her laptop a few days ago, do you have anything you could sell her for cheap? tyyyyy @alexia

[Canadian politics (call to action; defending the Charter, UDHR, and immigrants' rights))] An unconstitutional anti-immigrant bill is currently making its way through Parliament right now, Bill C-12. Bill C-12 will, if passed, deny many refugees their right to a fair hearing. Many will have […]

[trans healthcare advice (US-specific)] PSA for my US trans friends: there's a Telehealth HRT clinic called QMed (QueerMed) that serves adults **and minors** in 47 states (excluding DC, unfortunately). They accept lots of private insurance (but not medicare/medicaid), and also offer a payment […]

i highly trout that.

Don't challenge me to a Pokémon battle. I will lose, and then fundamentally alter my belief system to cope.

Dissociation can be confusing. Your identities are interfaces to your mind, which is a strange and complex thing. Don't be afraid to be messy. Don't be afraid to get things wrong. Don't be afraid to change. If we wake up tomorrow, and I no longer exist, that's OK. I'll have been happy for my […]

I feel like I should start talking like this. This is the ideal formula for posting. - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

i just like him ok ​:n_small:​ - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

they better not fuck up the gen 5 remakes or im gonna lose it - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

its ok to unfollow people if they annoy you and its also ok to refollow once ur not annoyed anymore. morally neutral act

it's actually very easy to figure out who the most famous person in the world is. just go to every single person on Earth and ask them who they think the most famous person is. and then ignore their answers. because the correct answer is in fact You, because every single person on Earth has now […]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BNUUY

[mental health negative] i think i should scale back my presence on fedi it's really hard to feel safe when i constantly feel like a threat to those around me and it feels like there's nothing i can do to fix that

[mental health negative] auhghghghhhhh i want to Live i want to be able to grow and heal and be a better person and have healthier relationships i hate getting my anxiety spiked :((

i like mans ​:nkoPlead:​

i like boys ​:nkoPlead:​

please take care of each other

​:neofox_scream:​ - _Viridian ​:viridian_blank:​ (he/him)_ Headmate Hopper

[mental health thoughts] something it took me too long to realise is that my mental health issues aren't just "i feel bad" they're "i feel bad and i have to go to work" - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

they love me in Wales the ​:wvrnSmol:​

the ​:neobot_smol:​

**v1.3.0 of Headmate Hopper!** my plural plugin :3 three changes: - editing posts works better now. if you're editing a post that already has a headmate tag, it'll avoid adding a new one. by default, it replaces existing headmates with the current headmate name, but you can turn that off - […]

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

hey girl. i was the spelling bee champion in kindergarten. now i meow at computers and to other critters on the internet.

**v1.3.0 of Headmate Hopper!** my plural plugin :3 three changes: - editing posts works better now. if you're editing a post that already has a headmate tag, it'll avoid adding a new one. by default, it replaces existing headmates with the current headmate name, but you can turn that off - […]

[explicit description of intersex surgery, negative] so, there were two parts to it one was understandable. it was all twisted up and it would have become painful later in life so they decided to resolve that before it started causing me pain. fair enough. but i also had a blind urethra. an […]

what if im not aro im just straight /nsrs - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

nope

hardcore EDM for babies

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. bununny phone 📞 - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

i love reddit! all the incorrect things i say come from there ​:neobot_floof_cute:​

hmm. considering enabling attribution in headmate hopper by default, now that i've added an option to automatically omit it from comments would that be annoying? ​:neofox_think:​ - posted by _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

a - posted by _Headmate 1_

swore in front of the kid. putting a pound coin in the swear jar - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

bnuuy

im reverse food-motivated. you offer me a treat and im like "wait i gotta finish this first" and i work at double-speed and forget entirely about the treat

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[talking about intersex surgery] intersex awareness day reminding me that i'm intersex and i should talk to my parents about the surgery i didn't consent to i'm not even entirely sure how severe it was. i _think_ it was mild? which in a way makes me angrier? but i'm looking at what might be a […]

sharkey just did the "successfully finished doing something" effect for seemingly no reason, what did i accidentally click? ​:floofNervous:​ - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

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i like video games

i had a dream where i made a shitpost and Brennan Lee Mulligan absolutely hated it and he edited it on his own instance to say he was gonna ban me if i tried to edit it back to normal and somehow that edit federated out to my instance and became the primary version of the post - _Fern ​ […]

trying to type "fonte- ffs. trying to type "frontend" and typing "fortend" and "frotend" and now apparently "fontent- omfg - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper

hey bots if anyone knows the creators of these emotes please do say! this is mainly for crediting the original creator in things ​:neobot_happy_blep:​ these ​:neobot_snuggle_tungsten:​​:neobot_hug_tungsten_heart:​​:tungsten_cube:​ and there ​:neobot_comfy:​​:neobot_comfy__w_:​​ […]

**PSA: new spam wave hitting fedi** I've gotten a whole bunch of these in the last few hours, so it seems to be a new wave instead of just a one-off. Please block and report! #psa #moderation #spam

i wish my favorite songs weren't all slop because then maybe youtube would stop feeding me slop songs - _Fern ​:neobun_blank:​ (it/he/she)_ Headmate Hopper