ME: so am i supposed to be, like, aroused right now or HORROR THAT LIES BETWIXT REALITY AND NOTHINGNESS, UTTERLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND UNABLE TO BE PROCESSED BY THE MORTAL MIND: ME: because this isn't doing much for me tbh. HTLBRANUIAUTBPBTMM: normally people run screaming ME: that's rough buddy

"O perfume perfeito não existe" O humilde Granado Apotecário:

Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls

Tbh If I was musk the moment the "Grok will auto-translate every single post" feature was rolled out I'd immediately rebrand the whole thing to "Babel" in a deliberate show of hubris

FERIADO FODASSE

God I fucking hate Spotify stupid ass app with stupid ass ui and buggy ass synchronisation between devices

Florence Nightingale, democratically elected Chancelor of the Irish Republic

Honestly the weirdest part of changing jobs is having to figure out the political views of everyone in my team so I don't accidentally say something too out there to a right-winger At least back in my old job I knew where everyone stood and who'd be weirded out by harmless things

Tired of being invited to neighborhood potlucks? Follow me for more #LifeTips

Nothing in Brazil works properly except for public transit etiquette in São Paulo

I would like to find the person who came up with this button and kill them with a crowbar

If a doctor wanted to map the health of a given population by tracking the amount of people with a given list of symptoms and body measures, it would be useless for tracking diseases that don't cause those symptoms and conditions that don't affect those measures.

A mobile app not automatically enabling dark mode based on phone settings feels like a personal slight A mobile app not having a dark mode in 2026 feels like a moral failing

(Metade gooner, metade goner)

I wonder how many rivers in the world are just named "Big River" in a plethora of local languages and dialects

more capybaras

Bro corporate jobs are a joke, I was hired 2 weeks ago and they still haven't sent me a laptop to use for my 100% computer-reliant work

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

My boss assigned me a project where I need to improve a doc he drafted using AI. A colleague sent me another document to help me, also made using AI. Both are full of hallucinations and dead links, so I'm basically doing all the work from scratch. Efficiency.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Congratulations to tiktok for actually decreasing my time on their app by more than an hour simply by shoving this thing that I can't remove on top of every video. 10/10 way of reducing screen time- wait, what do you mean this was meant to make me want to watch more?

Little medieval guys (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ #mtgart

Started a new job on wednesday, finished all of the onboarding in like a day and a half, was assigned my first task today and finished it within the deadline. Dopamine hit. I am afraid I might indeed be a sucker for having my labor exploited by capital

Every now and then I open twitter and it's truly insane how the built-in incentives fundamentally changed it. It was always the "be angry about pointless shit" site, but with people getting money for engagement it has finally shifted into a final form of everything being ragebait or vagueposting

I distinctively remember an argument I had with like 4 of my cousins, where I was the one person saying this thing was useless meaningless bullshit and everyone else kept insisting I was the crazy one

"The devil has enough advocates"

found my people

being using that youraislopboresme site exclusively to ask for music recommendations and yeah, thats working great so far.

My music app bugged out and, instead of moving to the next song in the playlist, it played The Last Stand 3 times in a row. Yeah, you know what, sure. For the faith, for the way of the sword, DO come and tell their story again. And again. And again.

job hunting so terrible I'd rather be hunted for sport at this point

Several more HOURS?!

I saw a tumblr post about the great fairy vs walrus debate of 2024 and just realized that's an insane ass sentence without comtext

Making my teenage self (who downloaded sketchy low quality MP3s of anime songs to listen to on a cheap MP3 player) proud (downloading lossless FLACs of anime songs, properly tagging them and organizing all the files to listen to on my DAP)

A map with spreadsheets

Scheduled to hangout with former co-workers, they chose a bar that gets full VERY quickly, so I arrived 10 minutes before our scheduled time and grabbed us a table. Its now 25 minutes after that time and I'm the only one here. This is the thing I hate the most about Brazilian culture

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college. Social Conflicts Development Paths of Oil-exporting countries Public Governance & Territory Policy Latin American Identity Conflicts in Cyberspace That last one was my favorite class out of my entire education

capybara doing pottery

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

I still don't like JJK, but I do love Maki so omfg the latest episode of s3 Someone please tag me when we get to the 2 other fights with her during the Culling Games 👀

Publicaram essa piada porém a imagem foi feita com IA Peço licença pra publicar a mesma piada, mas da maneira correta ☺️

Pronto, resolvido

This doesn't apply to me because I've never had one of these... But consider how much Brazilians love showering, that the average Brazilian DOES have (or has had) one of these and still showers twice or thrice a day

When you think about it, AI is just like cars