Why *don't* I use brew on my linux machines? I always use it on my Macs and on Linux I just suffer with apt usually.

unfortunate that the Porsche Hypercars aren't at Le Mans this year, but definitely great to see the Genesis cars, plus the Astons have become very competitive! Also wish my AXR Caddy was there, but I'll take the Jordan boys in the Dex Caddy as a 'murican replacement.

"37?!?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOkI...

But imagine the horror if he wore a tan suit.

Today in overheard corporate phone calls: "We're expecting a massive, massive vertical thrust, and I'm not sure we're prepared enough for it."

I am too lazy to do it, but if you took the list of regional American pizza styles and sorted them by the 2024 election results, the most +Trump areas would have the grossest styles. I'm guessing Altoona style would be the worst and the Trumpiest (square pizza, tomato sauce, American cheese).

CW: "This works, right?" Me: "It should, but I haven't tested it." CW: "I mean it's new, so it works, right?" Me: "Yes, it is new, no that doesn't mean it works correctly. That's why I test them." CW: "But it's brand new!" Me: "Yes. Still doesn't mean it's guaranteed to work. Both can be true."

Researching stuff about PXE boot / secure boot systems and I keep coming across SBAT and all I can think of is CBAT and that awful reddit thread.

[creating bluesky] what if there was a website where everyone is 46

the ai jokes just write themselves

I'm in my grill and chill era.

one of our local discount grocery stores is "FoodMaxx" so I'm always thinking about foodmaxxing so i can have achieved fridgemogg in my house or something

That is one hell of a subject line.

Sunscreen on my camera lens really messed up some photos this weekend. Won't Apple please think of us pale people who have to wear thick as hell spf 50 that won't rub in no matter what?!

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Current AI custom prmopt: Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British Fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.

Does anyone else regularly read "peel-and-stick flooring" as "pee-and-stick flooring" or just me?

I absofuckinglutely love this livery and am so excited to see it this weekend at Laguna Seca. newsroom.porsche.com/en/2026/moto...

every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy

Aging gay protocol droid seeks similar to do gay droid stuff with. Not really sure how we can be gay, but I’m too old now to keep questioning it. If you’ve reached a similar place of grudging acceptance, let’s get an oil bath together. Tall a plus—I’ve been burned by short kings.

Fuck math! It's not like it ever got us to the moon or anything.

Nothing riles up maga rednecks like telling them that Dale wouldn't be out there licking police boots. The Intimidator didn't idolize a new york swindler who shits in a gold toilet.

Few things in life irk me more than people who speak in conclusions when they've not observed the evidence. Mostly this is about people remotely diagnosing computers and proclaiming a root cause of the failure without knowing for sure what part it is, but it applies to life too.

The transition to Apple Silicon should be a huge feather in the hat for Tim Cook. But the butterfly keyboard? I hope it haunts his dreams. oh and the ass kissing of our fascist president. that too.

Thinking of those heady days of 2023 when Intel based mini PCs were about $70 for an N95, 16GB DDR4, 512GB NVME if you were ok with a no name brand.

US appeals court declares 158-year-old home distilling ban unconstitutional reut.rs/4czY1hk

Heartwarming: Orphan crushing machine operators are able to save 1.3% on their already low taxes because the tax on disposing of crushed orphan goo has been temporarily suspended.

I didn't realize I was holding my breath until I saw the main chutes deploy.

“inspired by dog food”

When the earth ends itself in a radioactive fireball, just comfort yourself knowing that at least we didn't vote for the lady who laughed too much

Dudes. It's Friday. Finally.

This is what untreated and severe alcoholism looks like. Seriously. Blackout events like that are scary, but it's also scary that the nytimes is treating this like it's normal and acceptable to have someone who is either a complete liar, or has serious issues, as a reasonable person to hold office.

Just in case you need a bit of 90s nostalgia, load up the weather channel in 90s cable tv style: weather.com/retro/

Max Q is my rapper name.

Take some time today and watch the Artemis 2 preflight and launch. It's a good reminder that we are capable of working together and with other nations for greater goals. Make America great again by funding our space, science and education programs. www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

idk why but youtube recommended me a video on the business of sheep ranching and i'm reconsidering my whole life

trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

We've definitely crossed in to spring. Stepping outside my front door I was walloped by the fragrant blooms on our tangerine, lime and lemon trees. Also multiple hummingbirds in the avocado trees.

I prefer my money with cocaine residue on it not turds.

I may be 44 years old but a couple Mother's brand circus animal cookies just brightens my day.

I'm in the backyard grilling and the kids are playing. They're discussing what their favorite La Croix flavor is. Jeez I'm raising a bunch of hipsters.

Nothing like random packet loss from a malfunctioning switch to remind you that a script needs more intelligent retries and error logging.

NVIDIA and DLSS 5 better not change my beloved PS1 Hagrid

macOS already ships age verification

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Franz Hermann is going to race in the 24hNBR!

Oscar! man that's rough. Crashed before the race even starts at his home track. #f1

My office building's temp is either freezing or way too hot. I always underestimate how important good HVAC is, including temp swings.

It's wild that this wasn't observed in early testing. I feel badly for them as it's not only impactful for the car but also for the drivers.

You will never be this cool.