(i saw this gif when looking for things and. it's just them. this is the fucking cutest shit. bye. @remotezapper.bsky.social)

Sure, I miss da old house from times to time, but it'd be nothin' witout my buddy dere with me ..

( kept zapper around because i love zapper

Dats a lotta new faces.

Zapper

We's needin to apprehend some guy ?

[nc] zippity zap ... why'd I say dat.

Please, if you can help, I can send my cashapp to anyone who asks- please. Anything helps The kittens until now, if it helps- two just got adopted.

niel. I'm so sorry, I need some help. For the past couple of months I've been absolutely bleeding money taking care of four orphaned 3 week old kittens until now- and I don't regret it one bit. But it's cost me almost 2k total and now the loan jumbling left me 2 months past due.

[ * He's thinking about that pretty yellow Addison from a bit ago. He should definitely go through with getting in touch again. It could be a fun experience, after all- a new one, but a good one. ]

( once im feeling better, i have something i wanna do here ^^

Nu-uh. Dat Pippins ain't right. Not one bit.

( i can definitely say my fav things to write are pippins and zappers, in terms of minor characters.

Don't ask how I know dey's called Addisons, I just do.

* Zapper who stays at his post almost no matter what.

( enjoy zapper in the middle of all this horror happening

Dat's a rainbow of dem Addison fellas...

Da Pippinses are being Pippinses .. Dat's all dere is to it.

Ey, stay away from my buddy.

I forgive and I wait for this to dissipate

Dese Tennas is always gettin' themselves into trouble, hm.

Dis is quite da scene. Hm.

Fresh from da juice.

Ey.. I'm feelin' fine! Issit dat weird to be nice to youse guys? .. Well. Sometimes. Dependin' I can be mean if needed 'ta be. .. But there just ain't no reason right now. Try me another day when yer causin' some REAL trouble, not jus' tryin' ta get by. Heheh.

Uhhh would it help if I said 'please'?

..Don't do dis.

( what? im developing this zapper? more likely than you think.

( i feel like this zapper is so different and nicer to the pippins because hes from a different household entirely. theres no strict overbearing tenna in that house that is bad to the workers, hah. it was probably a little surreal to him (zapper) at first.

Yea? I know how you guys do. .. And I aint no stranger to how da Boss treats da workers. .. So betweens you an' me, I aint gonna rat on you for none'a dat. Or toss ya into a cage for needin' a proper lunch. ...Maybe I should be da one gettin into da cage, instead, heh.

* HEY! None of youse is supposed to be here! * I don't wanna be here either! * ...is it okay if I come with youse?

Don't touch the moichandise...

Lots like 'ta think dat, heh. * A small shrug in vague agreeance. .. Maybe first impressions got me, den. But youse li'l guys can't all be bad, right? Troublemakers, 𝘺𝘦𝘢, 'specially for da Boss, but c'mon.

* your SOUL is the very culmination of your being. * it is what makes you "human". [ kris from deltarune portrayal number something ] [ #dtrp #deltarunerp ] [ lewd focused and irl accs dni ]

ＰＩＰＰＳ ＤＩＣＥＲ ＴＯＹＬＥＴ ➤ [ＰＩＰＰＩＮＳ]

Guess so. Ain't from here, if dat means anything.. but I fit in well, huh? * He chuckled lightly before continuing. .. I'mma remember dat. Not fer any bad intentions or anything like dat. Youse ain't so bad.

( funfact: i looked at my own remote for that idea.

Hm? * His tone as quizzical as it needed to be. He had a hunch, but didn't push it. My number, eh? 00851. * Was probably longer, given everything, but that was the important bit. ... and youse? Cant really see yer badge too clearly.

me too, lil buddy.

.. Fer now? Heheh. Well, if ya say so. .... Guess I can see why you'd find dat weird. Between you an' me, I don't mind youse guys when ya' ain't givin' me a hassle an' a half. .. eh, but don't let me talk ya' ear off. You's handle dem indents, capisce?

Nah, you's ain't causin no trouble, right? .. I don't mind youse little guys hangin' around.

Man, dat's bizarre.. but 'ey! You's can stick around. s'long as you'd like.

Well, hows 'bout dis.. none of us gettin' eaten! We's ain't edible.

Uhhh don't do dat.

the gabagool

We talkin bout balls again? Yea! Tennas balls are just fine. * the accent.. the accent...

As long as da power dont go out, I think we's good.