TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS? TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

⠀⠀⠀﹙ little dreamy sigh... ﹚

⠀⠀⠀is there anything hotter than a pippins' claws? nope. nadda.

⠀⠀⠀🆘

ramb... isn't this you, buddy?

⠀⠀⠀my pipshake brings all the boys to the piptub.

I can't look away. Those eyes... Make me feel peaceful.

⠀⠀⠀people are actually interested in a pippins-??

⠀⠀⠀i'm kinda desperate actually, been really lonely ⠀⠀⠀anyone wanna kiss behind closed doors no strings attached and not bring it up again with anyone?

wanna make out grand slam style?

⠀⠀⠀has anyone noticed it's .. still been really quiet?

No TVs were harmed in the making of this minigame.

OOC : // It was requested of me that I redraw this as her

niel. GIRL HELP, THE IRLS

I'm happy!

⠀⠀⠀the cats have drugs??

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⠀⠀⠀NOOO don't put unsigned and unlisted contracts on the timeline, we don't know how to avoid signing things!!

May your ring disappear without a trace!​ Let it all vanish,​ I’ll allow that. ​Certainly not​

⠀⠀⠀i don't need this social drama, i'm set for life. i'm engaged, dude. ⠀⠀⠀that's sooooo... i dunno. there's so many babies about!

⠀⠀⠀i saw the pupi siciliani once! well, one of them. i think so... ⠀⠀⠀.. yeah! there was one of the pupi puppets displayed at the casino i came from!

I'M GONNA JONGLE YOU

⠀⠀⠀FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUSTOP DOING THIS IT'S THE FIFTH TIME TODAY

⠀⠀⠀so if you combine all mike costumes into one... ⠀⠀⠀would they say "meow-dyike y'all?"

⠀⠀⠀azzy was SUPER ugly, too-

⠀⠀⠀.. ow. ⠀⠀⠀a puppins with a headache and dizziness- that's dumb, haha.

⠀⠀⠀AAUUUGHHH my back HURTS. NEVER sleep on the bar tile floor !!

⠀⠀⠀pbtht. i'm just going to bed hungry. ⠀⠀⠀oh wait! my room's stolen by some jerk. ⠀⠀⠀i'm just gonna sleep in the dressing room.

YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO HELL AND BACK TO FINALLY PUT ME DOWN YOU BLEEDING PUSSSSSSSSSSIEEEEES!!!

[ @itsgambletime.bsky.social ] ( 💭 I really miss Sedici ... maybe we weren't close enough for me to call them that though. I don't know. I feel so stupid for how ... INTO them, I got. I guess I should've figured it'd never work out, because that's just how my luck ends up, isn't it? ) +

+ ( 💭 ... Now who the heck is that random guy that took up his contract? Are we really that disposable to Tenna that he can just ... replace us? Like that? )

niel. Made a silly bug :D In Deltarune terms, I'd consider her the equivalent to a darkner made of a pinned insect specimen on a board.

⠀⠀⠀i'm so hungry today. ⠀⠀⠀ugh. it's like.. i tried to eat the slop, but it's so bad.

This is FUCKIN' WEIRD.

⠀⠀⠀POINTs are so stupid. did you know you can just make as much as you want by making a whole bunch of TVSlop at the vending machine, selling it for dark dollars, converting that to POINTs, and doing it again? ⠀⠀⠀the zappers'll throw you in the cage for it. ⠀⠀⠀but why is that POSSIBLE.

niel. Happy Munday! Here's my little guy Jarvis and I chillaxing. Deleting later but he looked so cute, hehe

pippins ... my beloved

⠀⠀⠀maybe i should just start licking people i like.

⠀⠀⠀"what would you do if they changed the uniform to maid attire?" cry i guess. ⠀⠀⠀cry and wear it because i can't lose this job, man. ⠀⠀⠀i dunno what happens if i do- die? die maybe? neither heaven or hell is looking possible right now so maybe i'd just vaporize on the spot

⠀⠀⠀﹤﹙ 3 - though she doesn't remember why, that feeling lingers. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀﹙ twirling on one foot, she let her head spin in the other direction in time. ⠀⠀⠀with a grin, she hopped to the other, letting the head wobble off into her left hand before tossing it to her right. ⠀⠀⠀plonk! it was tossed back on, ending in a bow to a couple applauding zappers. ﹚ ⠀⠀⠀tadah!

⠀⠀⠀i kinda wish i could be fat.

niel. Sorry I've been quiet! On and off headache

niel. One thing I really like about both Ramb and Spamton from other "hidden route" characters is the detail that they're both absolute nobodies. Like- Jevil and Gerson are both remembered fondly, but Ramb and Spamton? Those fellows never once mattered in the story. Never once. ›

⠀⠀⠀can i punch anyone else?? pleeeeeaaaase? that actually felt really good!

niel. Thank you fellas for reading who did ;u; bwauuughbgh. I don't have other outlets and it means a lot

niel. One thing I really like about both Ramb and Spamton from other "hidden route" characters is the detail that they're both absolute nobodies. Like- Jevil and Gerson are both remembered fondly, but Ramb and Spamton? Those fellows never once mattered in the story. Never once. ›

* BUT Bay hornero DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!!