⠀ ⠀⠀⠀our cactus darkner was hot as susie's kitchen fires! i think it's just something about plants.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀we've got an overstock of the green pippins merch stuffs. ⠀⠀⠀maybe we can gets a discount set up?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀this is the first time i've wanted to willingly go back to work! what has the world come to...

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀battat is three apples tall!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀kris's dad IS kind of really damn hot.

⠀✧ We had estrogen even in Card Kingdom..? ⠀✧ The King said we got it as part of our employee package if we wanted it.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀our boss told us to smuggle estrogen from cyber city for YEARS! dunno why we had to stop.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀swishes my uh... ⠀⠀⠀my ... ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀my⋯ big fucking gambling problem?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀remember to pay me the fifteen bucks you owe me, kris kupo!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀she may be married but this pippins paid one of her medical bills !

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ one fingergun from the floor, before the ribbon arm splats back down. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀you'll hear it next time.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀wow-!! you're the best at pouring beer! i think. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀that's why you're the cool boss!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ THUNK - they fall to the floor, laying starfish in a puddle of beer. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'm so fucking good at beer day.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀okay!! wahoo!!! wa-hay- wahhdfhhghthhhjhhuguggg ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ soon comes the beer-related drowning noises from liquid poured over its face. ﹚

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀yaaaaaay yaay yay!! yay yippee!! the cool boss!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀don't, uh. don't worry about it or think about it too hard, pal!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ smiling at her from afar with a gentle, quiet sort of stare. ﹚

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀d- don't look at me like that!! i didn't bet on any of this!!!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀can you lay down overly easy?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀you weren't even FOLLOWING me, how did you SEE that?!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀can you make an omelette?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀is that why they call it a green-screen..? because it changes after???

⠀ ⠀⠀the prince is a real egg. trust me, at least 3 of my green coworkers did the same.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀... can we be best friends?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀say me cute!!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀let me know if you see the pippetals, lightners! they're losers, but sweet losers.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀can we take him back behind the shed soon. ⠀⠀⠀old yeller it -?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i really need to gather the other pippins to see if we can all make gifts for that tall cat lady. maybe it'll bribe her to help us out! ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀the uhm... ⠀⠀⠀i don't know who she is, but she's nice.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀we work with tv remotes and a giant tv!! having a cup of battery acid is just a rite of passage.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀battery acid's really good if you're a masochist.

niel. Sniffs at the reader /lh In honor of ch 5, I'm going to be doing a soft reset of a lot of plot things that don't work without the other muses that they were meant to work with! 016 will be returning to a lot of Normal Pippins qualities.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀so, guys. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀anyone want to play plinko-?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀do i seriously have to leave heated tv-dinners outside ? ⠀⠀⠀it'll attract ribbicks. gross .

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i bit ramb before and he made me feel bad about it. ⠀⠀⠀well he didn't- 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 me, he's just... sad.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀the prince?? ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀uhhhh. i don't know how any of that works, but i like having a leader who gives us cake!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ that was enough? ⠀⠀⠀pippins' mouth set open just enough to show his upper row of carnivore teeth. for such a tricking creature, it took the offer at face value. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀you would-? ⠀⠀⠀i can— here, hold on, i think i have something i swiped that i could give you back. ⠀⠀⠀for trade. ▾

⭑☆★☆⭑ — 🅦🅡🅘🅣🅣🅔🅝 🅑🅨 — ⭑☆★☆⭑ ➤ Noelle said that... 【 #UTRP — #MVRP 】 〖 Carol Holiday. 〗 【 www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWhw... 】 ➤ ... she's really looking forward to seeing you. ⭑☆★☆⭑ — 🅢🅣🅐🅡🅢🅛🅐🅨🅔🅡 — ⭑☆★☆⭑

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀do you mean whoever came from the church ⋯ ? ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ what started as a blank, confused stare lifted to a glimmer of opportunity, of wide-eyed hope. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ohhh we poor pippins work all day, yet if we leave, we only have the snowy deserts and stone comas... ⠀⠀⠀do you have food to spare-?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ one roll of the wrist accompanied the odd creature's mouth tugging to the side. ⠀⠀⠀their voice held an off lilt, as if the idea were obvious. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀turned into a stone statue in a sort of dreamless coma, stopping existing, same thing.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀... great. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀she's rubbing off on me. i think i need a break from the dicemind.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀obviously i'm a great thief if i'm still alive in this place, and not even scrawny. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀but seriously. ⠀⠀⠀if he decides we're useless, we stop existing. simple as.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀if that guy wanted to, i could probably stop existing with a look.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀my paycheck.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀it's been 8 hours straight of work and i want a fucking five minute break or i'm going to maul someone .