At last we find the format which could make Mulhern a true TV legend.

I don't buy any sterilised cream unless Ronnie Corbett recommends it.

Me, @anngrace.bsky.social and the gang aced the pop quiz tonight, winning by five whole big 1FM points. Now awaiting the last bus home, on which we will probably fall asleep and end up 15 miles from home.

The album "Escalate" by Vlure is out today. Sadly nobody seems to have it in stock locally, so i'll have to mail order, but i've got high hopes for it. From what i've heard so far, they sound like missing link between Ultra-Sonic and Biffy Clyro that i didn't know i needed in my life.

Food shops using posh boy thames valley voiceovers on adverts can fuck off.

I bought a (or rather, my first) copy of Mr Vain on CD single from John Menzies in Keynsham. I now own it on at least half a dozen formats. It was the beginning of my love of Culture Beat.

Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor

Kosha. You know, for the cool Jews.

A bit of description: Apologetically tattooed ankles.

The longest part of Tuesday is dragging a bus the whole length of Throgmorton Road, Creswicke Road and Inns Court. A miserable mixture of botched traffic calming, scattered abandoned vehicles, degraded concrete and total neglect.

This is one of my favourite things i've seen for ages.

Is all this meaningless noise possibly trying to distract us from something else? #MassiveOrangeNonce

The Bauer Rayo website truly is one of the most ghastly bits of bloated data harvesting i've ever seen. It now demands you accept advert tracking, sign in with a verified email address and enter a postcode before you can listen to anything.

This is the first time that i've thought an #AtTheWheeltappers act are completely outperforming the production being given to them. The camerawork is shocking and seems to be missing some of the sight gags which the audience are getting. #WheeltappersAndShunters

Could they not afford the Bonzos? #AtTheWheeltappers #WheeltappersAndShunters

If only that bod who does the "WHAT A FUCKING RECORD" account did a "WHAT A FUCKING AWFUL RECORD" one too. Alexandra Burke is a fine singer with a great voice, but this is an absolute howler of a shitdisc.

From w/c 21 September 1985 : Dusty Bin goes Latin with this 3-2-1 TV Times cover. #80s

The Sunday night stress of accidentally having got in to the Duolingo promotion zone but not wanting to be promoted. Come on the rest of you, one of you must want another 50xp before midnight.

It had to happen eventually that Dan Lloyd would find himself in the right place at the right time. Well earned, 123. #btcc

This is most Dance Chart videos from the ITV Chart Show circa 1990.

Sorry for mentioning modern pop, but this is how I feel about "Relationships" by Haim. ONE WORD IS NOT A CHORUS. #totp

🍞 🍞 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 #totp

Are you Des'ree? Who wants to know? #totp

It's Boy*Witched! #totp

YES. #totp

Is it bring your dad to work day? #totp

Nobody says wild football excess to me quite like.... /checks notes/ Echo and the Bunnymen...? #totp

When the drums kicked in, I half expected "RICARDO AUTOBAHN REMIX" to start flashing on the screens. Then sadly it just went a bit Temu Boyz 2 Men. #totp

Who else remembers the chronic dress fabric shortage of 1998? #totp

Derek and the Amitris' optimism regarding Scottish football was sadly misplaced. #totp

Shania's later song "Don't Be Stupid" was regarding the choice to issue this as a single. #totp

Is this a cover of the far superior record by Sunscreem? #totp

Producer: Mousse T/Lo-Slung Denim #totp

#ChartShowFacts Siobhan Fahey of Shakespear's Sister now works for her bandmate doing multi-drop package deliveries around Michigan. The company is called Parcella Detroit.

#ChartShowFacts Siobhan Fahey of Shakespear's Sister now works for her bandmate doing multi-drop package deliveries around Michigan. The company is called Parcella Detroit.

Never been a fake and I'm never phony. I got more flavour than a packet of.... Macaroni.

Everywhere I go, I get bombarded with advertising for Barfe Night on @noiseboxradio.com ... @cheeseford.bsky.social

No, BBC. I use your news app to avoid this clickbait bullshit.

Proper rollercoaster the last couple of days. Good things. Learning things. Solving problems. Lots of positives. And the utter despair of dealing with all the selfish c*nts driving and dumping their vehicles around Cotswold-cum-Littlelse today.

I wonder if the Met Office's weather warning for tomorrow can extend to cancelling the town bus around Cotswold-cum-Littlelse so i can stay in bed tomorrow morning?

Disappointed we still didn't get the long awaited Eurodance Prom with CB Milton, a rapper from Cappella, the lad with the long hair from Bizarre Inc, Praga Khan, Jay Frog from the middle incarnation of Scooter and Peter Luts.

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

I hope everyone has ticked off "Mr Swallow is a pundit at the Last Night of the Proms" from their Unlikely Situation Bingo Card. #BBCProms

New car game to play with your family on long drives. Whenever you see a flag on a lamppost or bridge etc shout “nonce”. First person to shout gets a point. Tbh I had a lot of fun playing it on my own today.

I've just told our son that Brian May is James May's brother. Let's see when this comes back to bite me on the arse. #BBCProms

This week's 11 o'clock bop on #SaturdayMashUp is even worse than normal. It's the usual insipid lyrics and heavily diluted pop, but this week they can't even be bothered to sing live.

Last repost: I don't believe any other radio producer has ever had the hit rate of Bill Dare. The chances of a new radio comedy making me laugh and finishing with the sentence "and the producer was Bill Dare!" was always high.

Recently enjoyed The Island, produced by Bill Dare – it really tickled me, lots of good lines and no celebrity left unlampooned. He was great. share.google/MKqzrattZyg1...

This morning's performance by @ianmartin.bsky.social, where he demonstrates his desperation to be a team captain on a rebooted Call My Bluff (would watch), is really getting on my groypers.