Ceefaux's bastard offspring with 4-T.

It's Hacker! Saying hello to you, cockers!

Looking forward to see what's on BBC Four's hastily thrown together evening of tribute programmes for Ted tonight.

Just seen the new extended #Duolingo German course. Stage six alone has 250 units... 😱

Never mind the bombalurinas...

A fascinating thread about piss! (Or rather piss prevention... pissvention?)

#BandcampFriday Looks exciting. Dan is the boss. I will be buying this.

Also, it's #BandcampFriday tomorrow. Here's my Bandcamp purchase history (apologies for the mess that buying the Bis discography caused it to be in), and feel free to recommend what i should be buying tomorrow. bandcamp.com/jopijedd

Oh shit, here comes Pac-Man. Hey Pac-Man, whats up?

I'm in a resolving mood this morning and have just submitted an application for a job. This is the first time i've applied for a full time job in 20 years, so i'd better dust off my National Record of Achievement.

Nobody in modern #F1 is as cool as Mika Hakkinen was in 1992, seen here auditioning to be the baddie in a movie which wouldn't be made for another 30 years.

How fast were Daft Punk going when they hit the wall?

This is a remarkably strong statement of intent from Spray which serves as a tasty amuse bouche for their new album.

We spent the whole night on this mind adventure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6K...

Frome was so much better before half of London arrived there.

I am a bit tipsy and watching Chinny prod his Speccy around a table. This is a worthwhile use of my Saturday night, fellow kids.

"What will the main thrust of our radio station's personality be?" "Oh, we're just going to keep saying the word 'Throwbacks' until it loses all fucking meaning."

Oh hell no, we don't need pissweak identikit covers of already thin songs which are only famous because it's them off that thing.

I may be wrong, but this has all the hallmarks of a Me Company sleeve.

This year's #Eurovision Shite or Alright podcasts are now starting to appear. I'm particularly proud of episode three, as we were properly on form powered by some songs that it wasn't difficult for me to be opinionated about. Do say hello if you'd like a daytime local radio shoutout in episode five.

Stop listing yourself on Facebook as a "Digital Creator" when you have fewer followers than years on the earth.

Yay! New series of that thing! Boo! Starts with that ghastly sexist victim player on it... 😒

Expanded versions of albums don't often offer a great deal over the original, especially when the original is a brilliant piece of work, but by hell the second disc of this is Fan_Tas_Tic. FETTES BROT - Am Wasser Gebaut (2LP "Trockendock" Edition)

Asking for a friend who hasn't applied for a job in 20 years. How do you write a "personal statement" as the main body of your application and how long should it be?

This year's #Eurovision Shite or Alright podcasts are now starting to appear. I'm particularly proud of episode three, as we were properly on form powered by some songs that it wasn't difficult for me to be opinionated about. Do say hello if you'd like a daytime local radio shoutout in episode five.

SO CLOSE TO A FULL HOUSE.

Well, this is amazing. www.gamesthatwerent.com/2026/04/allo...

I do love how radio parodying itself seems to have always been a thing - "We've made something new and fantastic, right let's take the piss out of it!"

Phone? Yeah Passport? Uh huh Phone charger? Yep Right, anything else is a bonus.

Just realised that today has been a six brew day. I shouldn't be left at home alone.

I really need to unbury the computer so i can fit a replacement optical disc drive in it (yes, the replacement was found in a skip). The internal one currently works quite slowly for a while then hangs everything. The external one works very impressively for one disc then shits a brick.

When CD Store Day finally gets going, can one of the main bedrocks of the movement be a return to jewel cases or at the very least digipaks with proper spines that don't look like an absolute shambles on a shelf plz? #rsd #rsd26

I WANT A PARTY WITH ROOMFULLS OF LAUGHTER. TEN THOUSAND TONS OF ICE CREAM. #VerucaSaltInCaps.

Went to Junior Parkrun this morning. Whilst walking back past the pond, we witnessed at least six male ducks attempting to mount one female one. Isn't nature beautiful?

God, it's good to finally be back feeling the storm of the #BTCC brewing.

I've been on the wine, lads. Expect the umleitung.

I'm currently discovering #CelebritySabotage, which is so mean spirited that it makes Jeremy Beadle look like a fine nominee for sainthood.

Surprised to find out that any drug related condition can have the prefix Bristol and not be related to weed.

'Ere, @anngrace.bsky.social. You know how Alison Hammond killed Hunted...? Turns out there are new culprits.

My Faceache feed is full of pictures of men queuing. #rsd #rsd26

WRONG LFO. #totp

Kids Bop 2000. #totp

"You'll never believe what the women from Riot Women looked like 25 years ago" #totp

I own a copy of the Thunderbugs album. On minidisc. Haven't listened to it donkeys. #totp

Damn you, American Littlevoice Horrocks and you jingly band of bollockheads. #totp

Emma Leadmill? #totp

I'm sure few will agree with me, but by hell it's good to have The Offspring on #totp doing a proper song rather than a comic skit.

Diarrhoea-HUH #totp

I think I might have been asleep this month in 1999, because I remember less of this than Bez does of a decade previously. #totp