Whitney talking to Craig doesn’t seem like a friend conversation more like a boss/employee convo 😬😬 #SouthernCharm

Craig wouldn’t stand a chance in the North cause we hit men up here, we’re not like the sweet ladies of the South #SouthernCharm

I cannot tolerate Jesse on Summer House after this season #SummerHouse

Sick ass Chicago apartment and a dope ass lake house in Michigan

Just bought a $750 Marant Etolie sweater I’ve been wanting, I love being childfree

I hate when a cool person moves to NYC it’s like ugh you’re not cool anymore

I LOVE when Craig shows his true colors, I’ve always said a wolf in sheep’s clothing!!!! #SouthernCharm

all Jesse can say about Ciara is that she’s hot, all he wants to do is have sex with her #SummerHouse

I’m DISGUSTED by Jesse rn oh my god #SummerHouse

Jesse is such a fucking idiot truly, guys like him are why women can’t be nice to men they misinterpret friendship for flirting #SummerHouse

I feel like Lindsay still gives Carl too much thought, she tries sooo hard to act like she doesn’t but she’ll NEVER drop it—that’s her great white buffalo #SummerHouse

Of course I’m not watching the State of the Union… #SummerHouse is on!!!!!

Okay Tara and Johnny are SO FKIN ANNOYING!! #TheTraitors

Okay this episode of #SummerHouse had me fuming but also giggling!!!

I keep saying it but THANK GOD AMANDA IS FREE OF THAT MAN!! #SummerHouse

How do I say “you’re fkin psychotic for having a baby right now” but in a more kind manner

Mostly dahlias, watercolour and indian ink #floral #watercolour

I like Lucy from #TellMeLies because we’re both fucked up but in different fonts—she’s a complex character who makes mistakes

Venita annoys the hell out of meeee #SouthernCharm

I’m SO glad Amanda left Kyle, he’s truly SO disrespectful to her #SummerHouse

Okay LOVE finding out Amanda is a little pothead #SummerHouse

I’m sorry but I don’t get what the point of Alesia’s role is—she didn’t want to go to culinary school and thought she could work on a super yacht as a soup chef?? #BelowDeckDownUnder #BDDU

Buying a Maserati for your 16 year old is INSANE!! I don’t care how rich you are #RHOBH

Damnnnnn Amanda is SOOO over Kyle!! I’ve never seen her THIS ruthless #SummerHouse

Ugh I’m already over this. #RHOP

This may be an unpopular opinion but I’m totally good never seeing Karen Huger on my screen again #RHOP

I’ve lived in Chicago my whole life and I need to say—the last 3 weeks of bone rattling tundra we’ve had is about to crack me

Crying laughing at the way they SNATCHED Yam Yam from the table 😂 #Traitors

Not Kathy Hilton yelling out “they’re going to legalize them soon” in regard to happy endings!! 😂 #RHOBH

I LOVE pastries but I will never order a pain au chocolate, truly my least favorite pastry

I know this post is well intended but if you needed to have children in order to give a shit about oppressed children that aren’t yours…I don’t think you’re a good person!

Does anyone like Angel? She’s sooooo boring to me #RHOP

I’m actually convinced men who watch Bravo are automatically more emotionally intelligent than men who don’t watch Bravo

If the whole train car is open & free and your kid is sick, why the fuck would you come and sit so close to me!! I looked this man right in his eyes as I put my mask on cause I’m not getting sick for Punta Cana!!

If you and your loud child sit next to me a quiet single person reading and the whole train car is open & free—I think you’re a fucking asshole

Ordered the Drunken Chicken from Nonna’s and dare I say I am not impressed 😬

Michael Rapaport is so fkin annoying why was he ever casted for #TheTraitors

UGH I’m so upset they sent Porsche home, I was SO looking forward to her shady confessionals 😭 #TheTraitors

Remember the Epstein files, lol? Yeah, we’re never seeing those.

Craig’s eyes are just sooo soulless to me #SouthernCharm

I am GAGGED by this Greek play #RHOSLC

I LOVE how Chicago restaurants are always successful in New York but New York restaurants often close in Chicago, just shows you who’s food game is the strongest

I used em dashes LONG before ChatGPT and it pisses me off when I use them now and people think it’s AI vs my own writing

We had a good run

2025 #FantasyFootball CHAMP!! I fear Mel stood no chance 😂

Oh btw WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! #FantasyFootball Champion babyyyyy

There are times where I truly love my boobs and then there a times where I really don’t

Shep, Austen and Craig are trulyyyy a throuple #SouthernCharm

I LOVE MOLLY!!!!! #SouthernCharm