This is his MO: He's always right and always wins. When he's wrong or he loses, it's either someone else's fault or it's rigged. Same old song and dance...

I was 4 years old the last time they won it all. Congratulations New York Knicks!!

The Epstein War ramps up to cover more news about him raping girls. This tracks...

It's a good night to be a Knicks fan 🏀

She pressed him and the tiny little circuit breaker on his empty head tripped. He picked up his ball and went home. THAT, my friends, is how you interview Trump. Keep throwing facts in his face, press him on his lies, and he collapses. I'm not a big fan of hers, but well done Kristen. 👏👏

In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:

Goddamnit!!!

The absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel is people in the media chiding Scott Pelley for having the gall to confront Bilton. If you want a job licking boots, become a bootlicker. You’re not a journalist.

Did you know that James Talarico suggested that all Christians will be nonbinary for all eternity? Oh wait! That was Jesus! (Mark 12:25)

So let me get this straight… Trump gets found liable by juries TWICE, owes E. Jean Carroll millions, then his DOJ launches a CRIMINAL probe into HER? That’s not justice. That’s revenge wearing a government badge.

Forty six years ago, quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time was released. But in my mind, the single greatest part of this film was the score that John Williams wrote. Vader's theme, the Asteroid Chase, Yoda's Theme, Han and Leia's theme... Still a classic to this day.

That’s right — run, don’t walk! Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8: A Parade of Horribles is out TODAY! #DungeonCrawlerCarl #AParadeOfHorribles #MattDinniman #DCC8 a.co/d/0bWXJ5tb

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!

“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” ~Attributed to Benjamin Franklin. Image: National Portrait Gallery.

There is no family once the Uno deck appears...

Since the Trump FDA won't tell you, I will. Multiple studies show COVID and shingles vaccines are safe. The FDA kept those studies a secret. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...

I grew up on Rizzuto, White and Messier doing Yankees broadcasts. But John was the voice of the Yankees for the last 30+ years. Baseball, and the world in general, is a sadder place without him. RIP Mr. Sterling. #Yankees

Eight more days!! The new Dungeon Crawler Carl novel, "A Parade of Horribles" by @mattdinniman.bsky.social comes out on May 12th! For any of you who are fans, what's your favorite character? Personally, I'm partial to the AI, especially as voiced by Jeff Hays in the audiobooks. 😎

1. Flip the Senate this year 2. Block all GOP SCOTUS nominations 3. Hold the Senate and elect a Dem POTUS in 2028 4. Kill the filibuster 5. Pass HR1 6. Pass 18 year term limits on SCOTUS 7. Fill the 5 new vacancies with liberal justices 8. Have nice things

Again, this is NOT the flex Dementia Don thinks it is. This means his doctors decided three separate times to test him for cognitive ability. Time to "86 the 47"

On this date in 1975, the greatest movie of all time was released into the world. We never looked at rabbits, coconuts, swallows, møøse, shrubbery, being sacked, witches, newts (i got better), the French, or large "tracts of land" the same way again. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 👑

Amen!

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

After this self inflicted wound on 60 Minutes, expect Senile Satan to try and prove how tough he is by threatening Iran again on Monday. Poor fragile little Donnie. Pedophile. Rapist. Convicted Criminal. Scumbag.

Ask and ye shall receive 🤘🤘

Not to be left out, River has entered the nap. 💤🐈‍⬛

Just some late afternoon snoozing with Jupiter. 💤🐈‍⬛

Right... We're supposed to worry about building his ballroom. My question: When do we get ballrooms for our children?

Fuck. Let me go break out my Trump decoder ring again...

So far, here are a few of my favorite memes regarding the "assassination" attempt last night:

Can't wait to see how tonight is President Obama's fault...

President Obama lives in Donald's head RENT FREE!!!

Cuteness overload 😍

Imagine the sheer stupidity to get it wrong, be mocked and corrected publicly, then come back the next day and solidify your stupidity by claiming you're still correct! Genius I tell you, genius! 🤣🤣🤣

It's a classic...

Like clockwork...

The Pentagon's own intelligence agency just contradicted the President on Iran. Then the IRGC seized two ships in the Strait of Hormuz. Then the White House kept using the word "decimated." You are being lied to in real time. Here's the receipt. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Maganomics. 🤷

Wa, wa, waaa, blah, blah, wa, wa, waah...

Correct 💯

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

And right around 7am tomorrow morning, you'll see or hear some bullshit about on going peace negotiations. It's all a bold faced market manipulation. It happens every week. Like clockwork. And our MSM is absolutely failing to cover it. Again.

I miss normal Presidents...

Does Trump realize how many people the Catholic Church has killed over the years? And is he really going to fuck with a Pope who grew up on the South side of Chicago??😎

"Accept our terms?" JV, that isn't the way "negotiations" work, you lying couch fucker. Go back to your ottoman and fuck ALL the way off, you mascara moron...

I'm a registered Independent and a man. A husband, father and grandfather. This is simply fucking disgusting. If these allegations are true, then Swalwell needs to go to jail for a long, long time. And I will always believe the victims first... Always.

I will say two things here: 1. If these allegations are true, Swalwell needs to go to jail for a very long time. 2. I'd love to see this sort of effort by the MSM go into reporting on Trump's actions in regards to the allegations from the Epstein investigation... www.cnn.com/2026/04/10/u...