Fun fact: Your local bookstore is doing more to protect you and your neighbors than Amazon is.

Whitney Cummings will never test negative for stupid.

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you’ve been to: Rage Against The Machine Lady Gaga MUSE (when they were good) Tame Impala Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you’ve been to: Rage Against The Machine Lady Gaga MUSE (when they were good) Tame Impala Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

This is from the Vonnegut museum, and apt as ever.

Internet trolls are so boring. They try to insult sx workers based on their own set of misogynistic beliefs and puritanical morals refusing to realize that we do don’t suffer from those afflictions… therefore calling me a “harlot” actually just makes me smile.

Serving thighs and tri’s 💪🏼

Spent my day of birth at a remote hot spring in Mexico 💧

Hey sapphics! I have a new wrestling workshop JUST FOR YOU! If you are a woman, femme, trans or GNC person who loves women, join us for a roll on the mats! This workshop is trans-inclusive. buff.ly/aLDTakC

It's officially launched! I am slowly adding people to this pack. I appreciate your patience. Repost/share to get the word out 🩵 go.bsky.app/Qguzc3F

You know what is really cute this time of year.. a turtleneck. You know what is one of the least sexy things to take off.. a turtleneck. 😄

Boston, it's been far too long. I'm coming for you 💋 (Don't look at the hashtags! They are embarrassing! Seriously! Avert your gaze!) #bostonbdsm #oursky #dateboston #kinkygfe

If you're looking for SW creators who actually use this app... I made a starter pack of active providers. real people, real content, none of that ghost account nonsense! ❤️ To be added, follow all & comment! go.bsky.app/QGLFqY7

I got it! 👏🏼✨

Headed to an interview for a desk position at a new Pilates studio… wish me luck! I’ve missed having a civilian side gig that pays for my boutique fitness obsession, it’s been nearly a year since the barre studio I was at closed.

I picked a great day to get a fresh set of acrylics because the nail salon was getting turned up—wine, tequila shots, and banh mi for everyone!

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I believe if you’re not prepared to have a disabled child, you’re not prepared to have a child. The amount of people on r/regretfulparents who just fully ignored the possibility/probability of having a disabled child (or a child that becomes disabled) is infuriating.

I’ve had Edi Patterson withdrawals ever since Righteous Gemstones ended. I need her on my screen again, put her in something with a recurring role stat!

Lips red as wine 🍷💋

I must say this December has shaped up so beautifully. The gentlemen I’ve had the pleasure of spending time with this month have all been so thoughtful, generous, intriguing, and downright marvelous. Got me feeling extra fun and flirty this holiday season! ✨

If you still have your twitter-X account & you’re a SWer plese be aware that platform has new guidelines & rules targeting SWers & the language we use to promote ourselves, announce availability & tours. Our accounts are being suspended consistently right now. Here are words to avoid & to use safely

Listen, I love my at-home dumbbell strength workouts and my modest apartment building gym but I do miss: Lying or seated leg press, abduction/adduction machines, and assisted pull-up machine (for glute pushdown)

Lips red as wine 🍷💋

I love seeing outraged men in a comment section inadvertently paying women’s bills.

My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me

Censorship policies always impact marginalized perspectives. That’s why we’re outside in NYC + San Francisco calling YouTube + Reddit to resist online ID checks and commit to avoiding these censorship laws.

Pantone color of the year very obviously should have been one of the deep vivid gem tones that are actually dominating the fashion and interior design industry currently, like a rich burgundy or a striking dark emerald/teal.

I just love having my sympathetic nervous system activated every time I open the other app these last few weeks 🙃😭😩

Trying to work up the courage to watch the Eric Dane episode of Brilliant Minds where he plays a firefighter diagnosed with ALS. I think it may be the first fictional depiction of the disease played by someone suffering from it.

I just responded to all inquiries from this weekend and today… a lot of Gmail users so please check your spam (and consider making a ProtonMail email account—it’s free, private, & secure) 💋

Just spent the last thirty minutes entranced watching a little ladybug drink from a honey water droplet I placed on a leaf. 🐞🍯🍃

I love when I see that a client is following some of my favorite Bravo Housewives on IG. Yes, taste! 💅

I’m having a delightful birthday morning thus far! Started with a long walk with my pup to grab a coffee and ramen bialy sandwich from Cleo Bagels (sponsored by a dear and thoughtful client), did a Physique57 on-demand barre class from home, then birthday FaceTime & tarot pull with my mom & stepdad.

Serving thighs and tri’s 💪🏼

Of course you won't find your dream woman on dating apps, she's been banned for "soliciting"

Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people! #oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw

ESWA is looking for a passionate, strategic, collaborative Executive Director to lead our organisation and support sex workers’ rights across Europe and Central Asia. Learn more & apply: www.eswalliance.org/executive25

CALL FOR PROPOSALS! revolutionarypapers.org/publications... *Due January 31, 2026. This is the coolest call I've seen in a while

bet this feels so good if you're a router

Whatever you do right now please make art and creativity a priority because we need to imagine our way out of this just as much as fight tooth and nail.

My outfit for the wedding reception I attended last weekend accomplished exactly what I set out for it to: 1) pissing off the boring puritanical bigots and 2) getting personally complimented by every queer person in attendance. 💋

What’s your favorite type of cake? 🎂🍰

I’m enjoying my downtime but also looking forward to some eventful upcoming romps with a few favs. If you’d like to get on my dance card this holiday season… time is running out. 😘

I’m enjoying my downtime but also looking forward to some eventful upcoming romps with a few favs. If you’d like to get on my dance card this holiday season… time is running out. 😘

Heads up, sweeties: I’ll be away November 4-11. My calendar before then is nearly full, so if you’d like to catch me before I vanish into the autumn mist (or reserve something delicious for my return), now’s the moment to reach out. 🍂

The thing about switching your hips is that it doesn’t have a gender and it actually makes you look hotter/more confident when you walk regardless of gender presentation.

The thing about switching your hips is that it doesn’t have a gender and it actually makes you look hotter/more confident when you walk regardless of gender presentation.

While I didn’t have the time or wherewithal this year for a Halloween costume, at least my outfit for a wedding reception next week is giving major Betty Boop vibes—stay tuned! ♥️

Tickets to Foo, QOTSA, and Mannequin Pussy in 2026 secured! So stoked for this show. 🤘🏼