I cast cold water directly on your booty hole

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My ex finance, whom I still live with, and have known for 10 years now, I met on tumblr. My relationship before that was also long distance.

*Hitting on you but I don’t know animals* Why don’t show me that armadillo you got in your pants 😏

Took me years to master the art of gently wiggling my body to mix my bath water and even out the temperature, you can’t just come in here and expect to figure it out day 1!

What do you mean you won’t date me? I rolled a nat. 20 on this at home just the other day.

Can I just have no thoughts or feelings? Ever?

Add me on tik tok. It’s a private account but I post fairly regularly.

Ever notice how all the dipshits waving confederate flags would never have been wealthy enough to own slaves under the Confederacy?

Morning, nerds! Slept in slightly to make up for being naughty and being up past my bedtime, but I’m here now. Hoping y’all have a great day!

*spits* alright, whose cum is this?!

Might make it a full time job to troll white cishet male guitar players online. It’s so much fun pissing them off.

You know what to do

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Post a picture of yourself from the past that puts you in a light people here wouldn't expect I’ve talked about being in the military, here’s a pic. Don’t I look thrilled 😂

I’m too gay for this cold

Saw this in a FB group and had to share

Doing this test thing: Had sex? Oh yeah 😏 Had a bf/gf?: Both Had alcohol: Yes Gone to a club: Once Gotten detention: Yes, for goofing around with my friends too much Cheated on a test: ish, not in a significant way though failed a class: YAS smoked/vape: Both snuck out?: T’was a way of life

Crunching numbers and running scenarios like a NASA scientist on Apollo 13 to see if I can make this reasonably happen.

Just a girl who’s about to rack up a bunch of debt bc if I don’t completely makeover my room soon I’m gonna have a fucking aneurysm.

Trans people post your pronouns timeline he/him (birth-27) She/they (27-present)

If you want well made punk boots for cheap and have relatively small feet, keep an eye out on Ebay for used Corcoran Jump Boots.

Most ppl assume I’m chill bc I’m weak and can’t handle anything, but I choose chill bc I grew up in chaos, so once anybody really wants to go there it’s an easy flip of the switch.

Thinking about that time I served a Nazi at the drive thru of BK in Spokane, WA. Dude had a swastika engraved leather wallet. Where do you even get one of those?!

Looking at pics of me from 4 years ago. I used to look a lot better, but my mental health was absolute garbage. Now if I can just try to get both things in good order.

*Leaves tissues and lotion on your tombstone so everyone thinks you were a massive gooner*

Finally started messing w/ makeup again after like 3 years. I rate my work as “chopped” but it still feels a lot better than no makeup.

Streaming or streaking momentarily. Come find out which it is. Twitch.tv/junebug1395

Pwease 🥺

Top Ramen chicken, but I added sesame oil, dark soy, regular soy, garlic powder, chili paste, kewpie, and “avocado topping”

iPhone: You’re out of storage Me: *deletes like 20 min worth of videos* iPhone: …. Me: *records 5 min worth of video* iPhone: YOU’RE OUT OF STORAGE

I’m actually bored at home and got to nap at noon. Fucking wild.

Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr. https://theonion.com/farmer-buys-guardian-dog-to-protect-livestock-from-rfk-jr/

“What did the mid 2000s look like?” This.

Come hang out while I simulate thieving Twitch.tv/junebug1395

I just hate seeing people who are more talented, harder working, and have a better attitude than me doing well.

Good morning folks! Let’s have a good day.

Okay, trying streaming again tonight lol this time with something I know I’ll enjoy Twitch.tv/junebug1395

Nvm on streaming. I can’t do Warhammer. The writing makes me irate.

3/9 99% of the time, but sometimes 2 if I’m too lazy to take my top off.

Think I’m finally starting to feel better after hammering on my bass and eating nachos

Went to the park to try and feel better, now I’m depressed in the park.

5 topics I could give an hour-long talk on 1) The SR-71 Blackbird 2) Economics 3) The life of Orson Welles 4) The History of Punk Rock 5) Photography/Cinematography

Really sucks craving affection while being scared of/not feeling ready for dating. Investing feelings into new people is so risky and hasn’t worked out well in the past.

*Walking to my car so I can give you a ride home* Sorry, I’m not used to having passengers *You look down to see the passenger’s side completely full of dildos* You can just toss those anywhere.

Don’t tell me you know punk if you don’t know this band!