physical media rules. cds !!! books !!! movies !!! video games !!!

Except now I’m mean to bullies too

I may have busted 3 pairs of pants in the last year, but you better believe they looked good on me while they lasted.

Chill vibes today

Jesus is the alpha AND the omega? Sorry honey, that’s not how the omegaverse works.

I might not have my shit together but the rice I cook always turns out perfectly

Been itching for a B-movie, so I’m finally rewatching Rumpelstiltskin (1995) after 20+ years.

Was omw to checkout at Goodwill w/ a Ray Harryhausen box set and high grade RCA cables when I caught this out of the corner of my eye. Left everything else behind and took this home instead. $8.49.

Who up jerkin’ they beef?

Hey, you. Happy year of the horse to you 🐴

Just remembered I should probably buy a set of bras before my bewbs start coming in lol

your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts

hey so. if you use chatgpt or any other gen ai please get the fuck off my page

Ate so much spaghetti and garlic bread I have to lie down

i miss you joann fabric

As it turns out, I was NOT emotionally prepared to listen to Taking Back Sunday.

Boomers will literally be like “But I drove an hour to save 30 cents on $200 worth of steak!” and expect you to feel bad.

“EhHhHh why do have so many cats?” So I can give them all lil smooches!

Going to bed and wishing everyone a good night. Let’s kick ass tomorrow and, remember, a victory is a victory no matter how big or small <3

heterosexuality isn't even real. stop faking

I want to weight train again, especially for developing my lower body, but idk if that’ll mess with my hormones and I’m not trying to make them work harder than they already are. Makes my brain hurt.

“Lotta good broccoli died that day”

*trying to make small talk with a stranger at the grocery store* So hard to choose, I should never come here when I’m craving human flesh heh heh.

Tomosito. He mocks me.

Good morning, stinkers

Yeah, no, I actually got circumcised at Benihana. They used my foreskin as the tip of the onion volcano which, in retrospect, feels like poor taste.

Dry, itchy skin keeping me up bc God forbid I’m not the texture of a baby seal.

Fun fact: When I finish all that comes out is an intense light of roughly 30,000 lumens

Old school projectionists be like “Just cranked one out for 300 people”

On that note, I’ll often break into an east coast Italian accent bc that’s what I grew up around, but these midwesterners just think I’m doing The Sopranos.

You ever think about how it’s always the folks with the least amount of class referring to an establishment as a “classy joint”?

I’ve been pretty steadily at she/they with a leaning towards “they” since accepting my trans status, but as the hormones hormone it’s flipped and now I’m debating if I even want the “they” in there.

I will say, I have legitimate hope in the future. I’m just still at a point where the past hasn’t been great and the future remains yet to happen. Next year could be completely different for me.

Riding the waves of emotion best I can today.

Remember, kids, haters will perceive you in whatever way fits their narrative in the given moment. It’s never rational bc they’re only looking to protect their ego. So go do and be whatever the fuck makes you happy.

2 cups of coffee down, just cracked open a mango green tea Celsius.

That’s enough love ballads for now I’m starting to feel creepy lmao

Me opening this app

Me immediately after posting a shit post that may have gone too far

Let’s start today off right. This one goes out to all my moots.

happy valentines day to the lovers and the biters 💗

It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love.

I’ve rambled and harassed enough folks for one night, time for bed. Sleep well everyone ❤️

Scrolling through IG and found proof I owned the source of the jacked wizard meme before it was a thing. Might be able to get it back one day but that’s a long story.

I just know tomorrow’s gonna be rough. Last time I was with somebody emotionally available and felt properly loved was like 2012. I’ve never actually been able to celebrate a Valentines Day.

“And that’s when I made a fool of myself for the 10,000th time”

I’ve started reading Nana. Haven’t gotten very far but liking it so far.