The times we live in -- such childishness, writ large.

They preempted "Pinky and the Brain" for THIS...?!?

Just shoot me.

Sean Duffy is the one criticizing people for how they dress at the airport.

My late great friend Reeva might have said, "Look at him just standing there, like the shamas in the pickle factory."

That face you make whenever someone says, "Yes, but Obama put in a basketball court."

Ya know how certain folks complain that we're "destroying history" every time a Confederate statue is taken down?

Breaking news: Trump has named the Jardiance lady to head the FDA.

All this talk about dolls...

As my colleague Dan Savage likes to say, not the obituary I'd hoped to read this morning.

It's funny when Pee-Wee says it; Trump, not so much.

"Just an administrative error."

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Trump doesn't know how to wield soft power. Just ask Melania.

♫ Chain, chain, chain, chainsaw of fools

This is not a drill.

Well Trump did bring down the price of nest eggs.

Real Time with Bill Maher has been back on the air since January. Without even watching, I know that he’s complained that he once saw someone wearing a mask while driving alone. (That person was me. I was on my way to pick someone up and didn’t want to spew my germs throughout the compartment.)

Adrian Brody thinks this speech is embarrassingly long & self-indulgent. #StateOfTheUnion

"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.

when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on

Oops 😬

Ripley makes it known that she hasn't forgotten.

Say it with flowers.

I understand that, rather than "tweets," they are now known as "X-cretions."