But I am le tired

But I am le tired

beccys on a roll every weekend

Kinda wanna get on Ozempic so I can work Taco Bell back into my weekly rotation

Friend is at book 4 in Harry Potter and talking about when Voldemort and Harry’s wands touch. Told her that was called “frotting” and she went to tell he 10 year old thinking it was some wizardry term they may have missed 😂

Where do all the sales ops peeps hang out?

2nd night of salsa dance classes and I’m H O O K E D

Snagged another 4 clients in a week wtf is happening.

Glaze 4 glaze?

The U.S. may be on its way out but my life is D O P E

It’s giving “don’t dump me, I promise I’ll look into booking a therapist”

Fuck white people. Seriously. Take some responsibility.

Idc ban me at this point. @schumer.senate.gov is an old fool. The day you croak I’ll have a drink and visit your gravestone to piss on it. Good riddance. You’re a weak pathetic old man. You’ll die alone and remembered as a coward and a thief. I hope your descendants change their surnames in shame.

I’m back in NY babyyyy

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

American centrists have proven time and time again they’d rather elect a sexual predator than a progressive.

Hey Pete who else was elected tonight

THATS MY MAYOR

My friend who works at a big 4 just told me the most depressing thing… the current hot industry for private equity to gobble up…. Little league baseball

Holy shit, Godzilla Minus Zero just got announced. I will be seated day one. I really loved Godzilla Minus One. I have to rewatch that movie one day. I'm glad I got to see it in theaters. It was barely showing in my area. But I will watch the sequel when it's released

Think I want kids finally 🤷🏻‍♂️ no longer feeling insecure that my ADHD will make me a terrible parent

Princess the cat

Begonia tho 😂 can’t wait for a rewatch

Anyway, going to see Bugonia tonight, flying home on Weds to a home cooked meal, and date night to go dancing Thursday. This upcoming weekend is going to be great though. R&R, moving into the apt, picking furniture and a costumed photoshoot (stay tuned)

It's kinda crazy how effective therapy is before, during, and after a crisis. I feel so sure of myself. Glad to have been going when I can for almost a decade now. I'm a better person and better partner. Last leg I think is going to be better to myself. Those boundaries don't enforce themselves...

I'd jump back in time a few years if I could

lol fml thought my Colombian Citizenship would save me

Under the same moon 🤍

High key love my life

Chee Chee chee ha ha ha

Demon dog from south of the equator

🧛🏼‍♂️ something’s taken over me 👻

There’s a whole other world around us

👻🧟‍♂️ Amazing Halloween

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Shoutout to the Swifties in my life who’s tutelage allowed me to ace this Taylor swift trivia game at our company event

Why does Stephen Miller talk like that

Feeling like a boss Snagging a reservation for Zahav on marathon weekend/PAX unplugged in Philly

New apartment, better than last. All happens for reason (maybe?) Downsized so much junk. Throwing out as much plastic as possible.

My shaky UAP footage. It’s black, it’s round, it’s not moving.

Scheana's so fucking THIRSTY. My GAWD! If Scheana was a man, people would call her a creep. #VanderpumpRules

Denied 😭

I make 2x as much as I did for an apartment i paid $1800 for in 2016. The absolute insanity that I’m making this much and cant get a $2400 apt in NYC without showing 6 bank accounts, $30k liquid, and a notarized offer letter. I don’t think they’re going to approve me either :(

Being loved like an adult is a wonderful thing 🥹

Man it fucking sucks being on the receiving end of a bunch of shitty texts from your ex

Fuck Nassau county. Can’t buy weed in a state that rec is legal without going into the system as a medical card holder. wtf.

Taco Bell Nights