Really getting their money’s worth with this challenge

Idk what to say ball keeps lying

Smh I failed to start the wave during that challenge

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

I put on the size M shirt on my seat and now I’m not sure how I’ll get it off

Refs have initiated the “hands-to-yourself” rule for the rest of the game

Love having a team in Portland so I can reasonably hate Jacy Sheldon

Jared is also here

Screaming “Fire Ball” like an over enthusiastic wizard

Barking at Kelsey Plum is received differently here

Thinking of switching things up and drinking the Columbia this time

My knee is on the ground for Jrue

I’m fitting in with the Boise locals more than I’m comfortable with

Getting out of a coastal state and seeing a baby at the bar will always be jarring

Blazers I’m begging you keep your hands in your shorts or something I promise it will be ok

THANK YOU TIAGO I DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME TONIGHT

The type of third quarter we all expect from the blazers

Really, Phoenix? In this political climate?

I would LOVE to give Gillespie a swirly

49ers lol

BIG BOY TD ALERT

I got outbid for signed Yang Hansen merch but I’ll take the W I guess

Splitter still undefeated when @jaredrandrews.bsky.social and I are in attendance

How old is Sheppard am I bullying a child

Give Sidy the Oscar now

Houston going to lose with a secret sixth player

Zebras

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

Fear the beard

We ended up with a whole row in the 100s and the people around us aren’t ready for this energy

Fear the beard

My New Year’s resolution is for the Blazers to make a gd free throw

Philip Rivers is moving like me out there

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

Balcony boys checking in. Merry Wishmas!

Jared’s Eras Tour

Lakers whites just know those jerseys with their complexion and the court just don’t mesh. It ruins the aesthetic they aren’t ducking the grind at all.

Missed free throws can be traced back to Chauncey point shaving you can quote me on that

Blazers perimeter defense is feisty and it’s got me ready to act up

I think Yang just killed an Italian

Fire Chauncey

I fear I may be too optimistic, but many are saying the blazers are going to win the championship

The following teams MUST change their names: The Trail Blazers (colonialism), The Timbers (ecological devastation), The OSU Beavers (same), The UO Ducks (Disney) The Thorns (Bret Michaels), The PSU Vikings (pillaging etc),The UP Pilots (9/11), The Pickles (alcoholism), The Hillsboro Hops (same.)

Last year’s game produced one of my favorite videos of myself and @tshegg.bsky.social

I really want to believe that Joe Cronin has seen these photoshops

Went too hard at the Mississippi street fair and immediately spilled my Pink Pony Club on my shirt at karaoke

WE ALMOST HAD A DOUBLE DUNK GAWWW