Big dumper about to hit 10 home runs to get back in it

Wish I could fly to Kentucky to be in the new knocked loose music video 😔

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

FIRST ALERT TRAFFIC: The Broadway Bridge begins its months-long closure today for repairs

Daniel Warren Johnson rules

Double whammy for Tyler

Simpcraft 2027

Just smashed ass at flip 7 don’t mess with me

Is it the year of the cobra?

SUCK ON THAT GARY

Peacemaker fuckin rocks

Yesss gimme

Portland’s Salt & Straw, Taco Bell team up for national launch of The Tacolate

Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈

I’m not exaggerating when I say the new limp bizkit song is one of the greatest of all time

Soft launching his mid season trade like this is diabolical

I fuckin love burgerville sweet potato fries

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Disney/hulu has (at least for the last year) offered a huge discount when you go to cancel your membership. This isn’t a new thing because of Kimmel

Today was an all time gambling day for Tyler

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tbh this reads like a chat gpt confession

On the contrary, people that use these glasses need the cognitive advantage to keep up with society.

My queen

What the fuck was that leverage call I’m done watching sports for the rest of my fucking life

Wow the beavers are really bad

That’s correct. Me and Tim Robinson fused together (on our matching birthdays) to pull this off.

the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...

Need limp bizkit to officially release that new song cuz it’s actually so good

The nfl gave a moment of silence to Charlie Kirk 😂 jfc

If you place a camera in the lion habitat … They’re going to turn it into a giant cat toy

The replies on X to the FBI's call for help IDing the Charlie Kirk shooting suspect is made up mainly of people either blaming trans people or doing shitty internet detective work. Also lots of terrible attempts to use LLMs to enhance the images.

dril from the top rope 💀

Watching Jonah Hex for the first time and this cast is stacked as hell wtf

They cooked

We’ve spotted Dante Cunningham

@milfordo.bsky.social happy birthday good sir 🫡

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-kpop-demon-hunters/

The Portland team isn’t taking about wild fires. It’s talking about flag fires. Which makes it cool and antifa

Gonna Fire off a few tweets when I get home from work

Lightning flashing over the skies of downtown #Portland early Wednesday! ⚡️ @koin6.bsky.social #ORwx #WAwx

Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-hints-new-album-could-be-about-her/

Tsunami warnings popping off yall be safe and let your families know if they’re on vacation

Seeing a little discourse about what music the Portland fire should play. I have the obvious answer

PQR issues TSUNAMI WATCH IS IN EFFECT SOUTH WASHINGTON COAST AND OREGONS NORTH AND CENTRAL COAST for Central Coast of Oregon, Clatsop County Coast, Tillamook County Coast [OR] and ... at Wed, 30 Jul 2025 00:42:58 +0000 via IEMbot Additional Details Here.

Powerful quake hits near Russia’s Kamchatka Peninsula; tsunami warning issued for Hawaii

I’ve never had a doctors appointment start on time in my entire life

I would do anything for Sofia Gigante

Haven’t watched this yet but I’m excited for when I get home