Tremble, World. King Yertle hath spake!

The rest of the world is just moving on.

Think, MAGAmerica.

the mainstream press breathlessly reports on it when trump makes one of his bullshit "major policy announcements" on social but ignores it when he has one of his conspiracy theory rants on the same account. convenient.

Tough question: Which Dr. Seuss book better fits 2026, “The Lorax” or “Yertle the Turtle”?

In other words, MSM…ball up, you bunch of corporate hacks.

Week 4: So, maybe Cuba?

But Pete Hegseth is living off millions of dollars of lobsters and fine wines. And sleeping in a king size bed.

We don’t need any help from our allies. But they better help us (and fast). Even though we don’t need the help we need. Just another day in the Moronic Age.

Hello?

I think the President musing about killing people "just for fun" would have resulted in every major paper demanding impeachment in the before times.

The Epstein files are the foundation. The War is just lipstick.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Conan O’Brien: “I warn you this could get political — if that makes you uncomfortable Kid Rock is hosting an alternate Oscars at a dave and busters down the street.” #Oscars

Does anyone else feel like we are living out “Yertle the Turtle”?

Marco Rubio shambling around in shoes three sizes to big for him may be the single best summary of the Trump “Administration“ ever. Deep down, this is a crew of spoiled children pretending they’re adults.

Our Conman-der in Thief hath spake. Tremble, planet!

Hey, Iran: Our kleptocracy is better than your theocracy!

Trying to remember when US military forces have been deployed to protect solar panels or wind turbines.

As a Vietnamese era baby, this all looks VERY familiar.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

Europe, like the rest of the world, needs to work toward a multipolar world in which the United States is increasingly irrelevant.

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Finally…the bottom line. The DOJ just indefinitely postponed release of new Epstein files because of “national security” concerns during this “international crisis.” IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.

You could get whiplash reading this.

When is the last time our military had to be sent out to protect solar panels or windmills? Just saying.

Operation Epstein Fury.

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Reminder: The Epstein Files can't be bombed away

A message for 🇪🇺President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu and 🇩🇪Chancellor Merz: "You can't support those who set the world on fire and then blame the smoke caused by the fire." In an era where most of Europe's leaders are so spineless, Pedro Sanchez really stands out.

We killed the a nation’s leaders in a sneak attack while still negotiating with them. We started a war without consulting our allies. We killed 175 children in a missile strike. We then made posts treating war as a video game. We are bombing now “just for fun.” Maybe we are the bad guys?

Renewable Energy is cheaper than oil. Renewable Energy is more securely available than oil.

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Moral outrage at 5 am. Just another Sunday in MAGAmerica. Please. Make. This. End.

If this doesn’t anger you, you may be spiritually dead.

Poland‘s rightwing president Nawrocki opposes the EU‘s SAFE program for European rearmament (although 🇵🇱 could receive more than 40 billion € from it). My take: He helps the US undermine European efforts at (more) independence from US weapons supplies. www.politico.eu/article/wash...

Dear America, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENT AND YOUR FECKLESS GOVERNMENT! WHY SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS INSANITY? Signed, Most of the rest of the planet

Brendan Carr is such a tool.

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

Remember the conspiracy theory about Trump being a Russian plant! Given everything that has gone on in the past 4 years, this now seems more plausible. The Russians plan for the long haul. They think in terms of decades. It makes sense to me. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...

Democrats in Congress need to look into this ASAP.

So, let me get this straight. Last week Trump told the UK to f… off when Starmer sent naval units to back up the U.S in our Iranian quagmire. THIS week he is now demanding the UK send naval units ASAP. Does this even vaguely sound like “winning”? Thanks, MAGATS. You morons own this war and crash.

Trump looked at the futility of Dubya’s Iraq war and said, “Hold my Diet Coke.”

Lock her up.

Somehow, Trump shuffling to “YMCA” at a KKKentucky rally while missiles fly and oil prices explode is the best summary of MAGA yet. Stupid. Callous. Irresponsible. Tone deaf. Humiliating.

I was talking with my big brother the other day. He had a great point. He said "Trump isn't just the worst President this country has ever had. He's easily one of the worst people who has ever lived. He doesn't have even a single redeeming quality."

Somehow, MAGATS never admit the stupid cruelty of this worldview.

But you can get that ship will not be heading to MAGAmerica. Here, it’s “clean coal” and “drill, drill, drill.” Why? Because this is the Moronic Age.