max wallops
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I โค๏ธ old technology & video games ๐ ๐ผ ๐ฎ and I used a soldering iron one time he/him
I wanna pay SmarterEverDay to make me a laminar flow urethra.
24 days ago
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Dogtown Abbey
about 1 month ago
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink
about 1 month ago
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That's its arms, you fucking idiot
about 1 month ago
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There's a generation of people who think pee is sterile because Patches O'Hoolihan said it once in the movie Dodgeball 21 years ago lol
about 2 months ago
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Inside me there are two wolves. Outside me there are an estimated 200,000 to 250,000 wolves.
about 2 months ago
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davidrussell โช
about 2 months ago
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millenials fucking really did it
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about 2 months ago
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I want a bidet whose water pressure adjustment is done with a manual car gear shift
about 2 months ago
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Okay so gun to your head, what is 17 x 4?
about 2 months ago
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The problem with the US is that there's never any monkeys around. No one to vibe with at all.
2 months ago
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Can't wait to watch Xena Warrior Princess Lawyer Arborist Carpenter Systems Analyst
2 months ago
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Anyone attending the ribbon cutting for the new Dollar General on North Sentinel Island?
2 months ago
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The incredible hulk is one of the incredibles
2 months ago
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Can You Use Karate In Court?
2 months ago
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Fun fact, they used to use bullfrogs as pregnancy tests. You would pee on the frog, and if it turns out you were pregnant, you would have a baby later.
3 months ago
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Plop Dribbles
3 months ago
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i am so redbull-content-pilled, they make the best shorts on youtube no question
3 months ago
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Throw that ass in a squircle
3 months ago
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Okay if you were invincible and could feel no pain, then why won't you let me hit you just one time come the fuck on
3 months ago
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Growing up is realizing that things with cool names are always just copying the name of a city somewhere.
4 months ago
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Care Instruction: Wash separately in cold hot dog water
4 months ago
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The Onion
4 months ago
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Them: Are you serious? Me: I'm as dead as a fuckin heart attack.
4 months ago
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Hey Google, will I go to hell if I fart into the bidet?
4 months ago
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Only God can judge America's Got Talent
5 months ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
6 months ago
Why is it called Wednesday? Because When thereโs a day
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Thinking about 2010 loud sunchips bag
5 months ago
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An apple per minute keeps the doctor concerned
5 months ago
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If You Give A Mouse A Boobie
5 months ago
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The Subtle Art of Not Wiping My Ass
5 months ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
5 months ago
Iโm starting my own tiktok company thatโs like really slow and thereโs only a couple of videos
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Naomi Elizabeth
5 months ago
Hindsight is 20! ๐ฎ Hindsight turns 20 years old today!๐ฎ ๐ฎ ๐ฎ ๐ฎ
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Satan
6 months ago
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On the subject of circumcision, I want my son to have the Snyder cut
6 months ago
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magnitude 4.2 earthquake with a chance of meatballs
6 months ago
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I'm gonna keep on farting at the stink poopy club
6 months ago
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it's fun here on Bisky App
6 months ago
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Aww is your jeep wangler so angwy??
7 months ago
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Just heard that Romeo had to to call glass repair because his fucking yonder window broke ๐ฅ
7 months ago
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I'd totally watch a movie about if your boss was a baby
7 months ago
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Just left my penis on top of my car and drove off
8 months ago
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You look like you accept the minor prize when you play stacker
9 months ago
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Oh your lucky number is 8? Mine is 10,000.
9 months ago
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f4mi โผ๏ธ
9 months ago
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Accidentally went to work without a belt. Just rawdogging some khakis.
10 months ago
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bisky app
11 months ago
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I'm on episode 3 of Joe Pera Talks With You, and it might be in the running for my favorite show. I should be eeping rn.
11 months ago
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