I wanna pay SmarterEverDay to make me a laminar flow urethra.

Dogtown Abbey

A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink

That's its arms, you fucking idiot

There's a generation of people who think pee is sterile because Patches O'Hoolihan said it once in the movie Dodgeball 21 years ago lol

Inside me there are two wolves. Outside me there are an estimated 200,000 to 250,000 wolves.

millenials fucking really did it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenis

I want a bidet whose water pressure adjustment is done with a manual car gear shift

Okay so gun to your head, what is 17 x 4?

The problem with the US is that there's never any monkeys around. No one to vibe with at all.

Can't wait to watch Xena Warrior Princess Lawyer Arborist Carpenter Systems Analyst

Anyone attending the ribbon cutting for the new Dollar General on North Sentinel Island?

The incredible hulk is one of the incredibles

Can You Use Karate In Court?

Fun fact, they used to use bullfrogs as pregnancy tests. You would pee on the frog, and if it turns out you were pregnant, you would have a baby later.

i am so redbull-content-pilled, they make the best shorts on youtube no question

Throw that ass in a squircle

Okay if you were invincible and could feel no pain, then why won't you let me hit you just one time come the fuck on

Growing up is realizing that things with cool names are always just copying the name of a city somewhere.

Care Instruction: Wash separately in cold hot dog water

Them: Are you serious? Me: I'm as dead as a fuckin heart attack.

Hey Google, will I go to hell if I fart into the bidet?

Only God can judge America's Got Talent

Why is it called Wednesday? Because When there’s a day

Thinking about 2010 loud sunchips bag

An apple per minute keeps the doctor concerned

If You Give A Mouse A Boobie

The Subtle Art of Not Wiping My Ass

I’m starting my own tiktok company that’s like really slow and there’s only a couple of videos

Hindsight is 20! 🏮 Hindsight turns 20 years old today!🏮 🏮 🏮 🏮

On the subject of circumcision, I want my son to have the Snyder cut

magnitude 4.2 earthquake with a chance of meatballs

I'm gonna keep on farting at the stink poopy club

it's fun here on Bisky App

Aww is your jeep wangler so angwy??

Just heard that Romeo had to to call glass repair because his fucking yonder window broke 😥

I'd totally watch a movie about if your boss was a baby

Just left my penis on top of my car and drove off

You look like you accept the minor prize when you play stacker

Oh your lucky number is 8? Mine is 10,000.

Accidentally went to work without a belt. Just rawdogging some khakis.

bisky app

I'm on episode 3 of Joe Pera Talks With You, and it might be in the running for my favorite show. I should be eeping rn.