The worst part of being a Michigander is that sometimes you'll catch yourself muttering Bawitdabadabangdabangdiggydiggydiggysaidtheboogiesaidupdroptheboogie, you don't even notice that you're summoning child pebble until one day all the coppers been stripped from your house and your Adderalls gone

TATE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT TOO? MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ok-... Ah yes, my yearly time to FEEL

🎶SUNDAY, MONDAY, HAPPY DAYS TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, HAPPY DAYS THURSDAY, FRIDAY, HAPPY DAYS THE WEEKENDS GRAND JAKE CAUGHT THEM HANDS ROCKIN' THAT JAW FOR YOOOUUUUU HE BROKE HIS JA-A-A-A-AAW🎶

2025's been a god awful shitfucking year, but at least I got to see Jake Paul get his shit rocked. You gotta take your dubs where you can, because this decade ain't exactly handing those out.

Halfsword is great but MAN the game fuckin' sucks once everyones in full armor

“A man can never ever become a woman no matter what, but also mRNA can turn a man into a butterfly.” —Elon Musk, apparently

If you'd have told me when I first saw the trailer for Haha You Clowns that I'd be as sad as I was the week before the finale I'd have called you a weirdo, but goddamn if I ain't morose that next monday'll be my last visit with the campbells for a while. PLEASE I need this show to get another season

Am I the only one who rolls their eyes whenever a show set before, like, 2005 has LED bulbs in anything? I get that LED look better on camera, but 1970's bulbs made a yellow light goddammit

At 33, even if you don't have kids, you gotta have a favorite dad joke. Mine is recoiling my hand whenever I touch a cold mountain dew and going "Whoa nelly, is this one fresh from the mountain?!"

Not my facebook account getting restricted because I referenced Mitch Hedberg's "I used to do drugs" joke 😂

Despite the odds, this has actually been my best year yet. I'd REALLY like to know who the two people that had me in their top five artists are so I can ask if they're okay #SpotifyWrappedForArtists

Eyy #twitchrecap

Man, Netflix has to be sweating bullets now that one of their cash cows is about to wrap up, huh?

Dude, I'm so bummed that we'll never get to see John Candy and Chris Farley in a more serious flick together. FUCK there was so much untapped potential with those two

If y'all ain't seen it yet, Haha You Clowns is fuckin' incredible, back-to-backing that with the new Smiling Friends has become my favorite part about Monday. I'm just so proud of all my animator boys going on and making their own shows on TV. Your mother would be so proud if she was still here

The year is 2025 and I'm about to play a new Katamari game. Life is okay sometimes

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

That chick who gave birth on streams got me thinking, man a Truman Show reboot would go so hard in the digital age

People are shooting whole 10 minute youtube videos in vertical mode, don't you dare try and tell me that tik tok hasn't damaged society

Skate 4 on one monitor. The Sopranos on the other. *the middest kickflip you've ever seen over got yourself a gun*

I wasn't ready for the whiplash of "4 dead, 8 injured, church burned down in town you're very familiar with" immediately followed by "saudi arabia and jared kushner to buy ea". I'm gonna go back to ignoring the news for a little while, if thats cool

So that's two major shootings within an hour of my house in the past four years. What the fuck happened to Michigan?

The biggest fucking idiot you know now thinks Tylenol causes autism. Awful week for anyone who works in a kitchen/on a construction site/in a warehouse/at any other dogshit minimum wage job where you swallow painkillers like candy

The 'cancel culture must stop' brigade sure do like to cancel things...

"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.

The fact that the internet is currently awash with gore and porn in every ad on every site is probably poisoning a ton of people.

Besides all the creative solutions people are discussing, there’s one thing everyone can do: M A S K

They wanted to ban dungeons and dragons because a guy who played it went crazy one time. There were Congressional hearings on rock music because they thought you could hear "kill yourself" if you played a record backwards. ChatGPT actually killed a kid and they shrug.

Real shame to see Cracker Barrel speedrunning going belly-up trying to drum up more business, when all they would have had to do to double their profits was open a location closer to my fat ass

Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)

crossover night at pao pao cafe

It sure would be a shame if that survey was available to anyone who wants to share their thoughts on the matter… patreon.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Heads up - Instagram added a new maps feature that shows your location. Thankfully someone let me know and I just opted out! Go to “settings and activity” and activity and then select “Story, live and location” to select who can view your location !

'Nother day of gray skies and the wafting aroma of burning forest! My lungs are THRILLED I've smoked one thing or another for over half of my life rn

damn this age is gilded af

youtu.be/nTe6G9svPI8?... Well, it's live now. I still can't tell if this is my best or dumbest video, but I made a literal mascot fighting game roster #fightinggame #FGC #mascotfighter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTe6... Made a video kinda poking fun at the @thorgisarcade.bsky.social format/smash bros roster videos, we're making a LITERAL mascot fighter! Going live in 15 minutes!

Me: You're my favourite character I wrote. Character: Oh cool, so I get the best lines? Me: No, that's for the villain. Character: Right, then I must get the coolest powers. Me: No, that's for the side character. Character: ... What do I get? Me: A creative interpretation of my suffering.

Bruh how did I LOSE views on a video?? 😭

Already working on the October mixes. If I can get the rest of the years worth of mixes scheduled throughout August I'll jerk off a little extra hard in September

Mixes scheduled through the end of September, new album coming out in a little under a month. We are so back.

“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned

All of this to mean: Get comfortable with supporting the rights of erotic artists, pornographers, and sex workers to consensually ply their trades, if you aren't already. This sort of thing always begins with them, but most definitely won't end with them.

Soundrop is jacking up their prices, so if you thought I've been awful at putting out music the past year, just you wait! If you thought my albums were too short before JUST YOU WAIT!!!

If someone turned this into a video game I'd play the shit out of it. World of Tanks? Fuck you, World of Ducks!

Every Wednesday morning I slam a large coffee and then have the audacity to wonder why my heart rates jacked up and I feel like death