I had fun at karaoke tonight

Everyone knew this would happen, particularly the biggest creeps in creepdom, the only audience for this creep item. Enjoy your golden age while it lasts creeps!

I do not wish death on anyone really. But there will be people's whose death I will celebrate when that time comes.

I have had some pretty stupid phases in my life, but I can honestly say that I've NEVER had a Nazi phase.

I absolutely fucking despise when you ask for advice and people just respond with shit like this. Yeah, I've TRIED to "just do it" you fucking Nike ad. That's why I'm asking for advice on how to skate backwards you fruit loop

THE BLEAKNESS

To all the eggs about to crack on Halloween night. Or those closeted trans folk who are using this holiday as an excuse to dress in gender affirming clothing... I hope you're able to embrace that euphoria at all times soon

RFK Jr: Teens produce 50% less sperm than they used to.... How could you possibly measure that? RFK Jr.: Well, we had Mike Johnson spit in a cup...

Hey. Remember, in Earthbound,when there was legit police brutality that culminated with you fighting the police chief? What the hell was that about? I guess Shigesato Itoi wanted to prepare kids for the brutal reality ahead of them.

Defund the police. Now.

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To the old guy blasting Jump by Van Halen and yelling at every passerby to jump, just.... Why?

Hey y'all. Guess who's baaaaaack

The only things my older sibling shares with me for the most part is Simpsons memes

FYI, all law enforcement already treats Black Americans this way. Welcome!

When this is all over, ice needs to be disbanded and those that participated in it should be punished without mercy

I’m looking forward to some of the brownshirts accidentally force-femming themselves in an attempt to go undercover.

Nice little read! Check it out!!

He's already thrown the homeless under the bus. He's currently throwing trans people under the bus. I guarantee Newsom will abandon the entirety of the LGBTQ+ in general. And people are going to ignore it and just love this chuckle fuck www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/10/gavi...

This week's dumbass inspirational quote that shows on the employee home page at my work... "I feel the need, the need for speed" What the hell is inspirational about that? Or applies to ALL of the people sitting at the desk for 8 hours a day. Which is pretty much all of us.

Quietly having an internal crash out/scream session at work. I do not know why.

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

Ahh yes My old friend, the "I don't belong anywhere" thoughts. You've returned and you've grown.

Do the same

this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen

You can condemn violence, political or not, without condoning hate speech or honoring a clown that had no problem showing he was a racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic bigot, who supported and embraced fascism.

I'm trying so fucking hard to support the first openly trans representative and she disappoints me every fucking time she's shows her face. She's on her way to becoming the biggest fucking pick me right now. I would not be surprised if she came out as a transmedicalist before her term ends.

DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.

I can't or won't, but does no one want to impress Jodie Foster?

The right is just fucking lynching people. His arms and legs broken. Just appalling.

Picard isn't bad. But Sisko is the one we need

I absolutely LOVE how dated the prizes are in the roller rink I practice derby are. A sealed copy of Kingdom Hearts Re:Codes has to be worth something.

I forgot which episode it was but that episode where starfire said "you may not value my life but i still value yours" to that guy that called her a slur, just for him to continue to disrespect her even after she saved him feels incredibly relevant right now

Put it in a museum

My roller derby league, River City Roller Derby, is streaming a skate-a-thon to raise money for our upcoming tournament! Come watch us! youtube.com/live/D7t0RfG...

BOO THESE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES

New guest column:

Anyone have a Disney+ Account that they'll let me mooch off of? I'll return the favor with Hulu or HBO Max you can mooch off

Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.

Remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, where Butch is just a butch lesbian and Sundance is her gender fluid non-binary partner. Also they do crimes, obviously.

I stayed out at a bar and mixer until past 1230am. I consider that an accomplishment at my age

I was always curious about how in the Indiana Jones franchise, not only is God real, but there are multiple gods. The Temple of Doom, despite how problematic it is, proves that Hindu gods exist in this pulp world, and no one addresses this! How many other Pantheons of gods exist!?

"I'm not transphobic, I just look for ways to justify voting for a transphobe." -average Newsom supporter

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

I would not be surprised if Gavin Newsom turns out to be a Fetterman situation but on a larger scale. He's already started rolling over on trans rights and just out right despising the homeless.

@danfloydplus.bsky.social @playframe.bsky.social I'm sure you've already seen this, But ohmigosh. I can't wait!! youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c?...