We were reading club reviews for Costa Rica and found the phrase “too hot for goats.” It was a translation error. I did not fix it. I wrote this instead. 🐐🔥 #ComedyWriting #HumorWriting #FlashFiction #TransWriters

Merry Christmas I guess

Yooo! Watch then vote! #iHunt is such a good short! Put it back in first place where it belongs!

Getting my housewife phase, oooonnn

You know how I know corporations aren't people? I would never steal from a person.

Alright let's jump on a trend for once Over 30 selfies 40 and kinda looking younger. But definitely feel older

Y'all, watch then vote for #iHunt for best short film It's a short but solid watch, from the brilliant mind of @machineiv.bsky.social www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

I think I might be pretty cute, y'all

Borrowed from Reddit

Honestly? A good watch.

WE NEED YOU (To vote for #iHunt: Loose Threads for Short of the Year.) www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom

Jack and Diane's favorite spot

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

When I offer to help tech anything at the theater

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

It's criminal SuperKnova isn't more well known. Her new song kicks ass

My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”

I love this gif because it looks like everyone is awkwardly dancing to a song that Data is playing way too enthusiastically

After doing a little bit more thorough research thanks to my friend. Gender affirming care is now well within my reach and this song by @superknovamusic.bsky.social has a completely new meaning for me. youtu.be/n4tZVSmUPqg?...

The Pink Sparrow builds her team and also gets a utility belt, a gadget nerd, an Oracle, and a sidekick who absolutely should not be trusted with a grappling gun. New episode is up: Birds of a Feather. #TransWriters #LGBTQWriting #ComedyWriting #SerialFiction #WriterCommunity

I really hope this is real. Because that's one hell of a concert

Hahaaaa I remember that I used to think I had potential and some talent

Kinda weird how I genuinely do not want kids for various reasons, but I have zero problems behaving in a maternal way with my friends, like checking up on them, and wanting to take care of them.

Alright y'all I need a good replacement for Spotify I know I've been living under a rock in terms of this particular facet, but I'd rather not support an app that advertises for ICE and shit of that nature

DISTRICT 7 IF YOU'RE IN LINE STAY IN LINE

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

If you know of anyone that lives in TN 7th, get them out to vote!

AS IT TURNS OUT THE CLASS WAS FOR 3 CREDIT HOURS. BUT IT'S CONSIDERED "INSUFFICIENT" WHICH NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND THAT MEANS IT'S ONLY FOR 1 CREDIT I HATE MY UNIVERSITY. BELLEVUE SUCKS.

Well color me fucked. Turns out one of the classes I took this semester wasn't 3 credit hours so I'm short 2hours AND CAN'T GRADUATE. I THOUGHT THAT I HAD ENOUGH. I EVEN ASKED MY ADVISOR. NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO SIGN UP FOR WINTER CLASSES SO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SPRING.

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I would love for this kind of silly and fun architecture to be more prevalent today. "I can't hang out today. I have to get an oil change at the dinosaur"

You don't want to join a union for some reason? Fine. But don't fuck over your coworkers, then be all surprised with management retaliates, you fucking ratfink snitch.

we need to bully tech people more

This TDOR, please remember that we are surrounded at all times by the ghosts of our fallen siblings and by the ancestors who preceded us. They want you to be happy, and also they want blood.

What the actual fuck

When my parents ask me about having kids to pass along the family name and legacy after I start HRT

This is so embarrassing and bad

I'm very much happy and looking forward to seeing what the releasing of the Epstein files will bring, but let's not kid ourselves, Trump had delayed the release for months while having the FBI scrub over his name that's in there. The files we're getting from them WILL be incomplete.

I'll give a shit about superhero movies again when Gunn introduces Snowflame as a reoccurring villain with some grand scheme in his new DC cinematic universe.

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

What childhood experiences lead to someone to develop perfectionism or just giving up endeavors after feeling like you're not perfecting the craft far enough.

The quality of life that supposedly came with massive organizations digging their claws into the Internet over the past two decades was so not worth it.

Y'all need to support Olivia. Her stuff is good. Like really, REALLY, worth reading

Guess I’m never going to hear about Trump and his “Big Beautiful Bill” the same way ever again.