Mustard Keaton
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bubbly yet bitchy • excel enthusiast • actual strawberry • short skirt, big suit
Love being married. The ooey gooey Newlywed phase has been awesome. It's really nice to fall in love again
5 months ago
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NEED to get into Mob Movies
5 months ago
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There was a point in the early aughts where Madonna and Sarah Jessica Parker had some kind of substance thing going on
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I need to rewatch a TV show rn. Maybe I'll restart The Pitt
7 months ago
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Relative to, like, all of human history, the internet and the pandemic coming back to back has been a giant turning point for the species
7 months ago
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Eating a soft baked oatmeal cookie rn
7 months ago
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I like living with Nat and Rufus :) they make me like things like horror movies and spicy food:)
7 months ago
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I'm tired of is bitch a slur discourse. Yes it is but like you are assuming all slurs are created equal. Also who cares.
7 months ago
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I'm so tired of wedding planning
7 months ago
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Dinner is the most important meal. Breakfast is the most intimate.
7 months ago
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Vanish Into you could be song of the summer lowkey
8 months ago
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I cannot get myself to stop saying "I'm an honorary Sean Connery"
8 months ago
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A true film lover knows the best movies are 3.5 and a like
8 months ago
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I'm craving seaside
8 months ago
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Scarecrow is such a funny word etymologically
9 months ago
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I don't like the saturation of the American flag
9 months ago
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It's funny how often the answer to "Why don't they make x anymore?" is that they do, you just don't seek it out regularly.
9 months ago
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JD Goulet
9 months ago
As someone who dated a broke-ass bassist in a punk band after leaving my uptight business analyst ex husband, I agree.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
9 months ago
Every four years Californians elect the worst person in the state to be governor, this is because the Governor has to live in Sacramento, a fate worse than death for most Californians
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It's okay we all know that the real best pictures win best screenplay
9 months ago
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Vom
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9 months ago
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CONCLAVE WON WE'RE SO BACK
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9 months ago
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A Real Pain was robbed
9 months ago
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Been slaying so hard this weekend
9 months ago
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Ed Zitron
10 months ago
Menshittification 🙄
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I feel like I've been trying to use letterboxd as a replacement Twitter. But it's kinda nice. I'm watching a lot of movies and it's fun.
10 months ago
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Pop Base
10 months ago
“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?” — Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her
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eve6
11 months ago
I literally drive around in that thing blasting chappell roan
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eve6
11 months ago
Great fuckin cars. Don't explode
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11 months ago
I drive a subaru and people always think they're illuminating me when they tell me it's the lesbian car like that's not the reason i got it
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I actually do think Melania secretly hates Trump, but not in a she’s a secret woke liberal actor way. I think she just thinks he’s ugly and wishes she could have been in the RHONY circuit instead.
11 months ago
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I love you Kyle MacLachlan, you beautiful brunette man
11 months ago
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We've truly lost the plot
11 months ago
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Paul Mescal is for the streets. And by the streets, I mean whatever C list eras tour opener is available
11 months ago
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Went to the David Lynch Bob's Big Boy shrine :)
11 months ago
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David_j_roth
11 months ago
Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
11 months ago
marc ignores the fact that we aren't generally angry at Craigslist Craig, even though he helped kill newspapers, because he doesn't seem to have meant it and basically bounced after getting rich. No one hates Wozniak really. We hate you guys because you won't leave us alone.
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noodle
11 months ago
“I may have gotten butter on my laptop” - Kaela
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
11 months ago
David Lynch was never an artist I particularly clicked with, but I still feel a massive sense of loss. It is a terrible thing when someone so creative, who brought so much light to so many, leaves this world.
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Alan Sepinwall
11 months ago
RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
11 months ago
One thing I wish people understood: in cities like Los Angeles and Portland where Republicans have no real chance at winning half the people who call themselves "Dems" are in fact Republicans or something even worse, dressed up in friendly colors to trick voters
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Jill Krajewski
11 months ago
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Had to explain the concept of Club Chalamet to my 68 year old stepmother last night
11 months ago
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eve6
11 months ago
Countdown to me asking zuck's wife if she likes alternative rock
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Watching Bones and damn this bitch autistic as hell!!
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Less optimistic about blue sky bc there still isn't enough of a posting culture to make Twitter obsolete for me
11 months ago
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I put on my ig my top albums I listened to last year but I rushed to get it out bc I hadn't relistened to all of them and I'm feeling differently about the rankings!
11 months ago
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jamie loftus
11 months ago
what is it going to take for the city to protect its people? the fire budget took the most severe hit in the city budget this year. unhoused people, as always, will have to bear the brunt of environmental impact, insurance is revoking fire protections, what is it going to take
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molly conger
11 months ago
well that turned out to be a bit of an understatement
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