Why the fuck do sports like <checks notes> darts even NEED gender divides?

RAPUNZEL ATTACKED BY CROWS!

Sarah Sherman is on Caleb Heron’s podcast so daaaaaay saaaaaaved.

Going to church this Easter Sunday.

Just so we’re clear, my generation… - 9/11 - Failed wars - Recession - School shootings (no changes) - Worst president in US history (twice) - Global pandemic Yeah, weird how we’re a pessimistic group.

I love when a reel or something starts with, “Heartbreaking. Please watch…” I’m like…

Ohhhh-a-nooooo! 🍄 🍄 /5

Ate good this Criterion sale!

Hey @disneyparks.bsky.social take note.

Castle gotta new queen honey.

Nobody talks about how Duffy Bear asks Mickey À la Frankenstein, to make him a mate because he's lonely.

🇺🇸 MAKE AMERICA GREAT depression AGAIN 🇺🇸

I think we tend to think of the relationship of AI and creativity as being entirely parasitic, but this position doesn’t really read that way. This feels infrastructure first. The position sounds buzzy enough to appeal to shareholders while really it’s just aligning with new tech capabilities.

Apparently playing Maui 3 times is the equivalent of the life’s work of an Imagineer or Animator. As always, Legends is just the Dundies.

What's the gayest ride at Disney?

In the end, I find all sport to be fundamentally a base act. Physicality is such a cave man brain thing. It separates to allow for, I suppose, “fair”…concurring? The concept of physical competition at all just seems so carnal - a way to stave our bloodlust - and it doesn’t fit in an evolving world.

Sometimes you convince yourself that nobody can actually be this stupid at governing and it’s some big game. No. They are just very very very very very very stupid.

A hell of a vacation time used bookstore haul if I do say so myself.

This has a really lovely monorail story.

Celebrating spring break and Katie’s 40th with a week in this beauty.

Looks like Henry finally found that ladder! These Country Bear prints (in custom hand-painted frames!) will be available as a pair at our booth; MEGACON ORLANDO— this weekend! Orange County Convention Center

Ooh-la-la! So that’s Little Egypt doing the hoochie-koochie!

This is a great one with @gijspiano.bsky.social!

My yearly reminder that the Oscars mean nothing unless your work in the industry. It’s a suggestion list and a mark of recognition, but not a canon maker or a quality marker. It’s fine. #oscars

Just finished Riven in Meta Quest for the first time. Lovely to spend time in that world, but the Meta Quest version is a REAL graphics downgrade from the PC equivalent. Shockingly so.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

A happy early Good Friday from this exvangelical who had only one way to reply to his wife in a text.

The Nice Guys will always be one of the best films simply because Ryan Gosling does a full-on Lou Costello being scared impression.

Students today in my new Game Design course prototyped their versions of Battleship! Each had to change the game mechanics in new ways. Fun concepts like sonar, moving ships, and even dice were tried. Now onto creating their original games!

Learn the origins of SNL's Sean Spicer podium with The Monkey Boys!

We used to just call them "spokesmen."

MAArty SuuuuPREMaaa!

THE NEW QUIBI IS UPON US.

Maybe we should...I don't know...stop relying on oil.

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈/5

The weird thing about Hoppers is that its first half feels like something you could use in Animal Kingdom (keystone species!) and then it absolutely nukes it with its weird animal monarchy.

It’s a good one!

Hoppers: 🦫 🦫/5

The great irony of “The Studio’s” Seth Rogan doing an animated version of Animal Farm with fart jokes.

I just heard an ad for an IBM produced podcast called “Smart Talks,” where Malcolm Gladwell interviews the CEO of IBM about AI and I want TO HURL MYSELF INTO THE SUN.

I literally can't think of any park that does a better job of conserving the history of its attractions than Efteling. Soon they will be reimagining their Chinese Nightengale story, and so they do a beautifully shot version of its current form and post it for all to see. Turn on English subtitles!

When Bob Iger first retired from Disney, COVID happened. Now the Iran war will raise gas prices at home and most likely end Disney’s attempt at a park in the UAE (though they were never going to fund it themselves). Nobody gets out while the gettin is good like Iger.

I’m very confident Piston Peak and Villainsland will open on time, as historically the only things that have ever held up or cancelled projects at WDW were high gas prices, a sinking economy, or a war in the Middle East.

So happy with this release! If you’ve never seen it, imagine the Sci-fi aesthetics of Alien on top of a classic western plot (High Noon). It’s greqt.

Ron Howard: "They had."