New album out today! 💖🤎💚🩷 Check out my first full album, GLAM, on Bandcamp: meeliebones.bandcamp.com/album/glam

I WOULD WATCH CHALLENGERS WITH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK AND MINDY

my take

I’ve been searching for a new QA gig after OFF and this is real. The other QA-specific flavors I’ve found are “we want an engineer to put a robot in the game to test it” and “we want an analyst to make sense of the data the robot spat out”

metroid have bike in it?

We need a global holiday where everyone who’s physically capable of taking a nap takes a nap. Even just a power nap. Everybody gets their sleepy beepy in

crunch nom nom crunch

OFF is now available digitally on Nintendo Switch and Steam! Launch Trailer on YouTube: youtu.be/OcPOkexZkHA For more information, visit the official website: offtherpg.com

OFF will release tomorrow, August 15th, at 10 a.m. Pacific Time. Just one day left...!

Visited Tucson for a week for work. Had an adventure!!

they should get rid of independence day and replace it with 4/20 2

Miffy’s getting lit

I got blocked last time I posted this

cat discourse would be like. if im on my 7th life and he’s on his 3rd can we still date or is it a problematic lives gap

my beautiful transgender girlfriend was trying to come up with an example of an inherently unsexy object and chose gourds, as if the transgender community doesn't spend every october proving her wrong

“‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs” Yeah but the other 9,000 tried to teach you how to dance but did not feel close enough with you to make physical contact. The vast majority of the fireflies (9,990,000!!) did not give a shit about you. You are not special

i dont think that notebook shouldve killed peoeple if you wrote their name in it

burned my fingers a little bit tearing apart a hot roast chicken with my bare hands do you still think im pretty

In case anybody needs this

man, hypno-folks must have a hard time at slam poetry nights

"oh, so its like the game awards, but for movies?" get me out of here

"what movies up for best picture have i seen... none... ok which ones have i heard northernlion talk about" - my girlfriend

Welcome to Bad Cheers: Where everybody knows your name (for the wrong reasons, they all hate you in there and your friend keeps insisting on going for her birthday)

taking a hit of that inuyasha puppyweed call that the shikon juul

god, i cant be a regular on this app either actually. i can already feel it poisoning my brain

You ever just be SO snoozed

I had a selfie drinking red bull out of a goblet, but if I post it right after the weed one I’m showing too much of my hand

its me, johnny two joints, named such on account of my two joints 🦎🔥🔥

If people with ADHD invented Marco Polo I think it’d be “Marco Marco”. Nobody needs Polo, just echolalia at each other forever.

when im being raucous

I think it’s funny I turned out pan given how much I listened to Skillet growing up

Did some vocal warmups today. “Mommy made me mash my M&M’s” y-yes mommy 😳😳😳

Spoilers for Don’t Rock the Boat ig

Been working on stuff. Stay tuned. 💀🐻🦎🥀

drag name: arson crafts

“i can’t imagine having bpd and watching steve leave blues clues” - @meeliebones.bsky.social about my bad childhood

Thinking about the fact that the only part of Camp Fangamer 2016 that frontpaged Twitch was Mayonnaise Hole with the Lucas mannequin (who then got crowdsurfed).

If the killer played Among Us and that drove him to kill according to the media, then considering how well that game sold, every healthcare CEO should be rightfully shitting themselves.

Luigi “The Impostor” Mangione

Me when an emo boy is around:

“Lock in, pog off, drop out” -Timothy Leary, 1966

Call me 📲 beep me 📟 if you wanna reach me 😌✨

Hit or miss, I guess they never MIST huh… 🌊☀️

hellthread wasn’t real. the bluesky elders weren’t real. the “i’m sad, post tiddy” guys weren’t real. it was all part of the long dark dream, and now we have awakened into a new era of light

time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

Hamas will be anywhere that Israel wants it to be: defector.com/hamas-will-b...

not a single one of these will be worn by an actual dog