My bachelor’s degree in a nutshell. 😆

I am substantially older now than Danny Glover was when he uttered the famous line, “I’m too old for this shit.”

This is what I'd wear to the Met Gala.

The harpoon was hurled.

#ladyhawke promotional photo ❤️

If the bombs fall tonight and I don't make it, know that I did not party like it was 1999. I ignored the advice and stayed home these last few days.

Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.

In fairness, it is perfectly common in the South to suddenly find yourself in a Waffle House at 3 a.m. with no idea how you got there.

I think I'm gonna play a game. Windows: ahahahahhah, nope

It's 3C in Minnesota and that means we're out in shorts and flip flops. Why anyone thought they could come fuck with us is beyond me.

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

Listened to the latest Analytic Dice pod where they review Bite the Bullet. They go /hard/ on the game design - in a good way. Dang buds don't say peep about my bomb-ass design.

Man it aggravates me so much when folks expect me to lie on their behalf. Like, maybe just try telling the truth? It's not even something worth lying about. 1/2

My dad took me to see this movie as a surprise when it came out in 1979. I can still remember the marquis and standing in line to get in. youtu.be/WS3Lkc6Gzlk?...

Funniest comment about the Minneapolis protests today was a reporter saying "It's 5 and freezing out here." Bitch if it was 10 we'd be wearing shorts.

Hey Siri, is there a fan club exclusively dedicated to Anson Mount's hair?

“Today is a dark day. You may feel afraid. You may ask yourself: could I be next? And if you have to ask, the answer is yes So relieve yourself from the slow-motion uncertaintly of the inevitable. And join together in a collective rage To stop these motherfuckers.” kevinjamesthornton.bsky.social

I will not say this right, and I know how this comes off from me, probably The Whitest Person Ever, but Black folks have been raising this alarm for, like, always.

Native versus newbie. (You might have to zoom in to see why.)

As an oldster I often bitch about how they don't make music how they used to. youtu.be/V9PVRfjEBTI?...

The Force Awakens is actually a pretty dang good film. #starwars #weg

Pretty sure you could do Muppet Treasure Island as a Star Wars adventure without changing much at all. #ttrpg #weg #starwarsD6

Do other (non-US) countries have the "Bloody Mary" urban legend? When I was a kid, you went into a dark bathroom and looked into a mirror and said "Bloody Mary come forth" and if you did that enough times she would appear.

I am almost beginning to almost be convinced about McCarthy. #nfl #football

I want a fucking 70 yarder in my lifetime.

App ads: Would you like menopause meds? Me: Nah. Ad: Are you sure? Me: I’m sure. Ad: Really? Me: Yes! Ad: What if I open Amazon for you? Me: Still no! Ad: Here’s a tiny X that you can’t possibly tap.

Who remembers Dragon #106 with its Plethora of Paladins? #ttrpg #dnd #1e

this reminds me

I subscribed my best friend to The Onion print edition. Nothing I think he'd like more, but probably wouldn't do it for himself. Merry Christmas, bud ❤️ #onion #theonion #broskies

I mean, yeah, Picard seems like the main character in TNG, the movies, and the series named after him. But secretly I think the main character is Data.

I spend a stupid amount of time thinking about the relationship between Elves and Men in Middle Earth. #ttrpg #tor #lotr blogs.wylfing.net/coronas/2022...

That childhood cartoon crush that isn't Velma or Daphne.

Boules for soup later on.

I'm watching The Goonies while I make bread and soup, and, my friends, this is about as close to a perfectly constructed movie as you can get.

UBI in the states would have to cover housing, food, & healthcare. With that covered, I’d sew & write & teach & volunteer & just do everything I could to help make my home, my town, my state, my country, my world a kinder, more creative, more vibrant place.

Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.

I'm seven pages in to Hands of the White Wizard and I'm having a moment. #ttrpg #tor #onering #tolkien #lotr @mytholder.bsky.social what have you done to me, I'm gonna be in here for days.

Bite the Bullet of course. Man, so many. I love #ttrpg.

What !? 🤣🤣

Preordered. #lotr #ttrpg #onering #tor #tolkien

My #dnd take on "Who's the Boss" Tony: Lawful good paladin, no question, lays on hands all the time. Angela: Chaotic good cleric, healer in a pinch. Mona: Lawful evil thief, heart in there somewhere but mostly selfish Sam: Neutral good fighter, arcane archer Jonathan: NPC

If Star Wars taught me anything it's that if I ever swallow a tiny bug I should be on alert for an equally tiny Millennium Falcon to zoom back out between my teeth.

I am having some kinda feelings here. I need this. Do I smell toast? Is this the rapture? #ttrpg #tor #tolkien

I love a clean email inbox, but lately I just haven't had the energy to do manage it. It got...crazy. Like a feces-covered yeti rolled in burnt dog hair and sprayed with patchouli. (Those are the worst things I can think of.)

I think about this a lot:: "To one side of it was death: the sick bay where Zeke, the last man alive, had given up the ghost a day and a half ago, after making a joke about what a shame it all was: being the only man alive, with eight women to choose from." -Neal Stephenson, SEVENEVES

Daaaaang. I wonder what the GOP response will be. I imagine they'll need to hose down the ketchup on the walls of the White House.

I'm having a beer while coding a site, and this little, tiny bug comes and lands on the edge of the beer and clearly takes a sip. Dude's gonna be wasted.