My #dnd take on "Who's the Boss" Tony: Lawful good paladin, no question, lays on hands all the time. Angela: Chaotic good cleric, healer in a pinch. Mona: Lawful evil thief, heart in there somewhere but mostly selfish Sam: Neutral good fighter, arcane archer Jonathan: NPC

If Star Wars taught me anything it's that if I ever swallow a tiny bug I should be on alert for an equally tiny Millennium Falcon to zoom back out between my teeth.

I am having some kinda feelings here. I need this. Do I smell toast? Is this the rapture? #ttrpg #tor #tolkien

I love a clean email inbox, but lately I just haven't had the energy to do manage it. It got...crazy. Like a feces-covered yeti rolled in burnt dog hair and sprayed with patchouli. (Those are the worst things I can think of.)

I think about this a lot:: "To one side of it was death: the sick bay where Zeke, the last man alive, had given up the ghost a day and a half ago, after making a joke about what a shame it all was: being the only man alive, with eight women to choose from." -Neal Stephenson, SEVENEVES

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Daaaaang. I wonder what the GOP response will be. I imagine they'll need to hose down the ketchup on the walls of the White House.

I'm having a beer while coding a site, and this little, tiny bug comes and lands on the edge of the beer and clearly takes a sip. Dude's gonna be wasted.

Like how much can one man get away with and still get laid? That’s Riker’s final frontier.

They might be able to shove their propaganda at southern airports but it doesnt mean I have to see it here. I'll unblock this regime once it's no longer a regime. Until then... 👋 bsky.app/profile/did:...

Back on my bullshit again, watching Rings of Power.

This movie still kicks all kinds of ass.

One of the other parts to that Star Wars D6 procedure was the "problems" table, where you generate things that the other table has chances to solve. #ttrpg #starwars #swd6 #weg

This is how they wrote The Mandalorian

A long time ago when I was regularly running Star Wars games, I came up with some frameworks for generating "what's next." This is part of it. First you roll a trouble (e.g., broken hyperdrive) and then roll 3d20 and read down the columns for who/what can solve it. #ttrpg #starwars #swd6 #weg

I know everyone is all "boo" on AI, but when you start it on digging into the lore of a cathedral it gets really excited. I think they're all secretly DnD maniacs who just want to play so badly. #rpg #ttrpg #darksouls

As a person with dyslexia - who had to look up multiple times how to spell dyslexia and even after looking it up I still couldn't do it - masked password forms are the worst. Captchas I also cannot decipher. They're a blind box to me. Can't read them.

Not sure how real this is but I for sure watched every second of it. Whatever this is, it's made me want to make new adventures for Star Wars D6. #StarWars #SWD6 #SWRPG #SWRPGD6 youtu.be/6WSIGgv8zJI?...

I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.

Once upon a time, on the bad site, there was a flash fiction challenge. I used to do it. Typically you have to create a world, a character, and a scenario in under 50 words. I broke the rules pretty often. Here's one: 1/7

Far above the Ephel Dúath in the West the night sky was still dim and pale. There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a bright star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and... 1/2 #lotr #ttrpg

I will eat mayonnaise by the spoonful how did I get passed up for this job.

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The most unbelievable thing in the Superman movie is that he has a job at a thriving newspaper.

idolatrous dotings

Dear reader, last night I gave up on the Windows updates and played Civ on the Switch instead.

Ancestry just nudged my dna and those navy langers in Belfast who said I looked Welsh were fookin right. Five percent. Lechyd da!

Moroccan ocean perch. I have about 4 kilos of this fish left to make (thanks Dragon Star Market) and I'll likely bust out the tagine for the next round.

Waking up my Windows gaming machine after several months of inactivity.

If you have not looked at my new game (which is pwyw), you should. Regardless here is an awesome random character generator to whet your appetite to Bite the Bullet hobbs665.itch.io bite-the-bullet.netlify.app

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Can I just live a life where I make games and smoke cigars and play dominos and talk about Tolkien minutiae? #ttprg #dnd #lotr

Do you think if you went back in time, like a long time ago, ages ago, you could construct something you're familiar with like, say, an umbrella? Or soap? The idea of floss or toothpaste?

It looks like Bite the Bullet is up on DriveThruRPG. It's a Western based on Into the Odd. #ttrpg #rpg www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

A real magic weapon! 4,500-year-old quartz crystal dagger with an ivory handle. Found in a Copper Age tomb in Valencina de la Concepción, Spain. #LanzoDetectarMagia #nerdlings #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #fantasy #history #archeology

this message really slipped under the radar the first six times they deployed it in every single movie.

art by Alex Ross #StarWars #ComicArt

Dungeon map fragment. Hand-drawn title. #ttrpg #ttrpgmaps #dnd #b&wart

There was this guy we used to work with that we called "The Spaniard." He wasn't Spanish but he had a conquistador mustache. Now we can't remember his real name.

My dog used to get mad at all the kids that came off the school bus but happy when my kids arrived. Now she just gets mad, because the kids are all grown up and don't ride the bus anymore.

UK plus Euro continental from US travel challenge - how many power adapters do I need for all my shit? (I know how many and it's a lot)

Good morning Bluesky !

One of my favorites 💻💾

I'm only involved in Bite the Bullet for layout. But we're getting art, man! Looks cool! This is an Into the Odd derived game. #ttprg #prg #western

Getting closer on the Bite the Bullet character sheet. #ttrpg #western

Do people in other countries (not USA) know who Bob Ross is?

Bob Ross goes smoothly from "You can do anything if you believe it" to "Here's how you can trick people into thinking you spent hours on this."

"If you don't like it, just scrape it off and start over. That's how we learn, by doing things over and over and over. Not one of us hasn't scraped it all off and started over." - Bob Ross

I don't know about you, but when I put on a record like Etta James, I'm so blown away by the depth I find in it even after hearing it for a hundred times. There's always something in there I didn't hear before.

These are all "artless" layouts for Bite the Bullet, for quick printing without busting your toner budget. #ttrpg #rpg #western