Pawn Shop Meme: Best I can do is pro/rel in college

Good riddance, you rapist-enabling fuck

Always a big night for the Austin soccer community when the "However!" ref comes to town.

this tifo absolutely rips, A+ work from all the Angel City supporters for this one

Messi tried a panenka against Charlotte and Kristijan Kahlina just popped that shit in the air with one hand and caught it 😂

Is Sark suggesting that the media has footage of Arch on the toilet or that throwing a football and pooping are the same?

This is one of those plays where it's too cool of a catch to care if he's inbounds.

I see that Ryan Day has moved on from hair dye and now is just spraying Flex Seal on there.

Tom William Shatner Rinaldi

I appreciated this story about the Miccosukee people, who were part of the lawsuit that is shutting down Alligator Alcatraz. english.elpais.com/usa/2025-08-...

The news out of DC is consistently awful but it’s still kind of amusing to see all these tough guy members of Congress lining up in front of the cameras to say things like, “I can’t step outside the Rayburn Building when I’m here because if I hear rap music I’ll shit myself.”

Amazing how peak masculinity for a Republican is swearing that you’re too afraid to go outside

The worst single-day crime spree in modern Washington history, of course, took place on Jan. 6, 2021. Trump issued no order to the National Guard to intervene -- Mike Pence did -- and later pardoned the perpetrators.

Spent five days in D.C. last month and the only times I felt unsafe were when I was in a crosswalk and an approaching driver was fucking with their phone.

They also almost killed Beyoncé on Saturday night, so NRG is trying hard to produce more Ls this summer than they do during a Texans season.

#Baltimore Mayor #BrandonScott invested in 42 summer youth camps, 29 literacy programs, extended the rec center hours to 11 p.m, planned block parties, opened the pools for safe fun, & opened several schools up for summer classes. Crime is down 62%. 🔥🔥 www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Eighty straight MLS matches have sold out in this building (some liberties taken for a few games, of course, even those have been within reason). There is no excuse for Concacaf’s incompetence. #USMNT

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

Damn the Schumer skeet was gone before I could even respond to tell his comms staff how fucking stupid they are and how fucking useless he is.

Accidentally swiped and ended up on the Discover tab, which is apparently just Facebook for Liberals

Look at Florida, rejecting shots

Relegate Austin all the way down to USL2

Fun (though maddening) 🧵 We have an excellent example of this in Austin near the gigantic condo towers of Rainey.

I think saying "in America, everyone is innocent until proven guilty" works better for low-info normies than saying "due process" does

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

Have to believe Harlan Crow is pretty unhappy about DOGE having access to his bank accounts.

The Doordash "hay comida en casa" commercial drives me crazy. You're right next to a restaurant but would rather pay the third-party markup plus a delivery fee and a tip, all to wait longer to eat. And that's not even mentioning the extra emissions. All-around stupid behavior.

Survive and advance 🤘

Houston gets away with a push off, holds the Purdue dude's arm down so he can't control the rebound and loses it out of bounds, and then gets a free timeout to draw up the game winning bucket. Cool cool cool

Settled in for the biggest matchup of the day

UT's budgeted mop expenses are about to go through the roof.

Going off Norlander's report that the Texas search list is primarily sitting major conference coaches, one name I'd love to see that I haven't yet is Tommy Lloyd. Of course, most UT boosters probably can't pick him out of a lineup (if they even know his name) so wouldn't be "big" enough for them.

We just hit the dreaded quad commercial box :(

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While it would be undeniably funny if Xavier beating Texas led to Texas hiring Xavier's coach, there's a reason he's at Xavier (again) and no longer at Arizona. Dude missed the tournament two of his last three years there. Miller and X went to the NIT last year and were a First Four team this year.

Can confirm that Xavier fans belong in the Big East

I just noticed that three of the four First Four games feed into Friday/Sunday pods, instead of having both Tuesday winners advance to Thursday/Saturday as in the past. I'm not seeing any potential rematches if they'd flipped VCU with the SDSU/UNC winner, so not sure why that one goes to Milwaukee.

I've been working on travel logistics, so haven't heard any of the discussion since Texas was announced, but did I really just see Texas listed as one spot away from a 10 seed???

Oh god. Playing Xavier an hour from Cincy. Can't wait to see the ticket prices 😭

Will Wade gets to start scouting a future ACC opponent a few weeks early.

This committee appears to have been headed up by someone who would give Hubert Davis a contract extension in December.

Dana Altman vs. Liberty is an all-time meteor game.

UNC in the field is not a good sign for the Longhorns.

If Texas does make it in as the last team, their own move to the SEC is indirectly responsible. That led to the Pac-12 becoming the Pac-2, losing their automatic bid, and adding an at large bid to this year's field.

Bracket Matrix's AM update had Texas as the last team in, leaving Boise State, Xavier, and UNC on the outside. Torvik's Tourney Cast also had Texas as the final team, but had Xavier in the field in place of Indiana, and then Boise State, Indiana, and UNC out.

Bubble could be shrinking by a spot if George Mason wins the A-10's automatic bid over VCU. It's been tight throughout, and with 2:25 to go, the Rams are up by just one. You can catch the ending on CBS.

Ryan Hollingshead looks like a cop

Man, Karl Ravech looks like he just did a line after flying in from Key West.

I think UNC should keep it up! Try to set a record for your biggest loss ever to Duke.

Just flipped to FAU versus Tulane in the American conference tournament and there are more people in the bands and on the benches than there are in the stands.