I'm courtside in the student section again tonight and I regret to inform anyone my age that the yoots are using the same point and shoot cameras we had in college, so we're now officially "retro"

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Dennis Gates calling a timeout down 16 with 19 seconds left in a game that's already taken six hours is just perfection.

Chendall Weaver already got called for a flagrant foul earlier this year for jumping too high and now they're reviewing a play to potentially give him one for running.

Valentine, I love you even more than 28% three-point shooter Tramon Mark loves missing threes.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

It's a great day to personally witness Chris Beard eating shit 🤘

I lost all of my slurp juice betting this on Kalshi

Where can I place a bet on Matas Vokietaitis to still be single-handedly outscoring Ole Miss at the half.

It wasn't quite as delicious as Matt Coleman or Myck Kabongo with stunners at the buzzer but this was still pretty fun

Although Texas is in an early hole, the good news is there are definitely not enough people in Lloyd Noble to build a concourse-sized balloon snake.

Auburn boos give me strength

All I wanted for Christmas was for Simeon Wilcher to keep a dude in front of him, but I'm still waiting

Big props to LHB for debuting an arrangement of Baile Inolvidable 🇵🇷

Lolololol who could have seen this coming except literally everyone who was not in the tight little airless anti-woke circle jerk?

They're playing Sweet Caroline and the refs are now reviewing if Neil Diamond should get a Flagrant 1 for hands touching hands

Jimmy Dykes just claimed that basketball was invented in 26 AD

This crew is trying to top The Brutalist's runtime

Pope shooting 3s Crimson Chaos 🤝 Bama bangs

Ready to watch some more Texas basketball

Just imagine how many points Hubbard could have if he didn't flop for a call on every play

I have claimed the power of Giant Chendall

Even the fucking Upside Down has better rail than Austin

I know it sounds like a weird combo, but IMO Cheez-It Citrus is the best flavor they've made.

Is it bad to lead KenPom's 345th-ranked team by only 6 at halftime?

the scriptwriters somehow keep making the A&M failures even more crushing

Savannah won't be the most annoying person on CBS tonight

At this moment, there might be more people in the Apple Store at the Domain.

What this game definitely needed was another five minutes with both teams in the double bonus

Virginia went nearly 8 minutes without taking a three after their 10-for-19 start behind the arc, and still extended their lead in the meantime.

Texas fans are only still here for Red Panda.

So Manny Diaz makes the ACC title game before Miami does, you say?

Me, Halloween weekend 2008

"testicles were all over the place"

Forgot about this re: Apple TV move: NBC and Apple recently announced a $14.99 bundle of Apple TV and Peacock. So fans could get Premier League, F1 and MLS in that subscription bundle.

Fellas, is it performative to use your literacy to learn something new or simply escape into a world that isn't this fucking mess?

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Javan Felix hive assemble

Oh good that fan behind the bullpen with the checklist sign got on the jumbotron sometime in the last few innings.

If this one goes another six or seven innings, we'll all get to watch live as 40,000 people go back in time.

I'm all for aggressive base-running, but it might've been a bad choice if you aren't even in the shot when the throw arrives at the plate.

There's a certain vibe and energy you expect stepping off a plane at 730 on a Sunday night in Austin after a long day of travel and 9 million F1 fans ain't it

Pawn Shop Meme: Best I can do is pro/rel in college

Good riddance, you rapist-enabling fuck

Always a big night for the Austin soccer community when the "However!" ref comes to town.

this tifo absolutely rips, A+ work from all the Angel City supporters for this one

Messi tried a panenka against Charlotte and Kristijan Kahlina just popped that shit in the air with one hand and caught it 😂

Is Sark suggesting that the media has footage of Arch on the toilet or that throwing a football and pooping are the same?