The new bathmat is a big hit with the dog

When your mate turns up to Friday Night Film Club in this, you have to ask questions of yourself.

2 things: 1 - I didn't know Paul Calf had a pop career in the late 80s, and 2 - The graphics guy is obviously a much better man than me. There's no way I could have resisted "accidentally" putting an S in front of the band's name. #totp

We've got a pretty busy November coming up! You can catch us live in Wellingborough on the 1st, Glossop on the 7th and Chesterfield on the 22nd. Check the posters for details, and we'll see you there!

Playing at Corp next Saturday with @deadblondestars.bsky.social as part of Tramlines Fringe. We don't do many free entry gigs in Sheffield these days, so if you've ever fancied watching me chuck myself around a stage whilst berating Jamie for 40 minutes, now's the time!

Somewhere this weekend, someone is about to play their first ever set in a grassroots venue. Be there. Buy the ticket. Post about it. Tell a mate. That’s how music scenes grow.

Today at work be like

Decent haul from an Antiques Shop in Thurnscoe today. Almost worth the two hours pretending to look at overpriced tat. #vinyl

It's Friday, the sun's out and one one of my favourite ever bands played their farewell show last week. Time for some new ink and a couple of beers! #hundredreasons

A big one at Corp this evening, guest headlining the semi-final of this year's #metal2themasses competition with DeadBlondeStars! Ticket link: corporation.org.uk/event/m2tm-s...

Whenever Lulu is feeling poorly, I send her a Get Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell Soon card.

One week to go until our next Sheffield show, supporting the sensational Amongst Liars alongside our pals Lowdrive at the Hallamshire Hotel! Thursday is the new Friday, so start your weekend here! Tickets: wegottickets.com/event/645152/

Presumably very good at curing Saturday Night Fever.

@deadblondestars.bsky.social are hitting Steel Paws Festival this Autumn. Only £20 for the day if you pull your finger out and get in early! 👇

Going to order a Chinese takeaway tonight. Not ordering from The Specials menu though. You always get too much foo young.

New gig date for @deadblondestars.bsky.social on the horizon, supporting the fantastic @amongstliars.bsky.social !

Dogs: shit at cards

Form an orderly queue

Let's take it back to the Papal streets Original priests with real live MC's Pulpit tactics No bishop in a hat tricks Just that classic Rap shit from the Vatic

Lovely stuff

Nice to see Sean Bean branching out into the hospitality business.