Breaking news needs to be banished INDEFINITELY. My nervous system is cooked

My body yearns for spring

AOC for President 🇺🇸

Literally put down the doomscrolling and started ACTUALLY reading my books by my bed

Waiting by the phone for Mike Pence to finally make a statement about current administration like

Got a sus check on mama Kris kardash. I just feel like she’s in those eppy emails #thefiles #epstein #prediction #doj

PEOPLE ARE NOT THEIR GOVERNMENTS PEOPLE ARE NOT THEIR GOVERNMENTS PEOPLE ARE NOT THEIR GOVERNMENTS

Who’s smarter

Here we are again. Call your representatives and demand they act before it's too late: (202)-224-3121

the world has never been less safe, it makes you feel crazy watching people cheer on war and destruction and destablization for profit and land. one day it will end

The new album by The Neighborhood is Charli xcx Brat 💅🏻for boys!🫶🏼💖✨

Elon will never make it to Mars. Elon will never make it to the moon. Elon will never transfer his brain into a computer. Elon will never attain immortality. Elon will never quit doing drugs. Elon will never be loved. Elon will never be cool.

don't forget, Iran's stubborn refusal to respond militarily to an astonishing, in duration and scope, campaign of provocation is ultimately to blame, definitionally, for any preemptive strikes. these attacks would be unimpeachably retaliatory if not for the antagonistic inaction of this rogue state

for the Selenators, queen needs your support right now!! the world is being exposed for all the evil and corruption and instead of planning for the start of a new MATRIARCHAL SOCIETY, she is being dragged into internet commentary about her man looking stinky. HOLD THE LINE FOR MOTHER #selenagomez

It’s the Jeffrey Epstein War

💖💖💖don’t forget to💖💖💖 💖💖💖fight ur dad💖💖💖

This alt-rock millennial is now using TikTok as my music blog for the ~fellow kids~ What anti establishment music should I dive into next?? #thisisamerica #wethepeople #theresistance #resist #feminism #matriarchy #enlightenment

Until the boomers turn off Fox News, we still have a lot of fight left to do #millenial #genz #generational #trauma #matriarichal

3/3 ORRRRRRRRRR they’ll pivot to start selling upgrades to unsupervised self driving. I think a lot of people would be willing to pay for the unsupervised Full Self Driving. #scam #SCRAM #feministperspective #drivingcars #fullselfdriving #FSD #andioop-

2/3 users to get new cars with the full self driving transferring over. I love my car as it is and don’t need a new one so I’m holding the line. I’m pretty sure the only thing they can do to upsell us at this point is either lie and continue to bring back the transferable FSD #tesla #conspiracy

1/3 I have a Tesla theory. I bought my Tesla model Y in 2021 for dog mode because Bailey is my world. It included full self driving, which was a one time fee. I wasn’t sure about taking the plunge, but it was offered at a lower price at the time. They’ve been doing a huge push for FSD 🛞 #felonmusk

THE GORILLAZ IS BILLIE EILISH FOR BOYS THE GORILLAZ IS BILLIE EILISH FOR BOYS THE GORILLAZ IS BILLIE EILISH FOR BOYS

New: As David Ellison prepares to take control of CNN, legendary CBS News producer Mary Walsh, who is exiting, sent a goodbye note to colleagues. In the note, Walsh writes, "We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that."

Always knew Flava Flav was a real one since I watched Flavor of Love in 7th grade (pls don’t be in the eppy filez literally im begging)

I deal with this too but from migraines

Help Marla out if you can. She's literally out of time. Today is the last day. Boost if you can, too. Get some eyes on it so hopefully more people can see. She's been struggling for a while with work & health issues CC @tylerfromtheinternet.com @chuckwendig.bsky.social @diedrichbader.bsky.social

WONT STOP UNTIL JD APOLOGIZES FOR BENDING THE KNEE TO DJT #VPOTUS #JDV #jdvance #thatsembarrassing

These “add to cart” text variations are getting out of hand. I just swiped away from the site because the button said “buy it quick if u like dick” like how dare you

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

Notice each other. Take care out there, people. 📸: Portland, Oregon

A WAR ON CHILDREN IS A WAR ON WOMEN A WAR ON CHILDREN IS A WAR ON WOMEN A WAR ON CHILDREN IS A WAR ON WOMEN

THE RICH EAT EACH OTHER IN THE END THE RICH EAT EACH OTHER IN THE END THE RICH EAT EACH OTHER IN THE END

Why are the Epstein files terrifying? Because evil people are in power Here’s the testimony of a survivor of satanic ritualistic abuse, or SRA, since she was trafficked by her mother as a baby. Yes, that evil. via #MKultra survivor #AnnekeLukas youtu.be/QyjKm734Gc8?si #epstein #epsteingiles

THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE SCARY PEOPLE ARE IN POWER SCARY PEOPLE IN POWER SCARY BECAUSE IT IS

I yearn for jury duty

I got my man addicted to seal and sea lion vids. Also im wondering if they ever let ok at humans and think we are cute

I’m constantly reminded of my shortcomings. The news isn’t fake about this headline. I am actually really funny somewhere else (not here yet)

I attended my new company’s annual sales kickoff AKA the one time of year you get to see your colleagues in person. Here’s how I set the tone for 2026 -joked about being home schooled until 6th grade (asked to go to school and got bullied!!!) -being a failed child actor -music degree -Tim and Eric

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

I know to be the good guy in this life u need to go through a lot of trauma and character building origin stories but DAMN!

Today I gave my dog a totinos pizza roll and told her this is what Italy is all about

just landed in ATL and the pilot said “alright get out” 10/10, no notes

Hey, this is my first time on earth and I gotta say I’m doing a really good job

Someone will write an article about me someday that will allude to the fact that I’m somewhat of the new leftist Brittney Broski (except I don’t ditch my friends)

In 2025 I learned what chimichurri is and for that I’m thankful

bringing Oreos to the function is brat

five first date questions to get any man to fall for you (tried and true examples !!!) 1. Have you looked up your criminal background history lately? 2. Have you ever broken a chair by sitting in one?

OVERHEARD IN PORTLAND: “my mental health hurts!!!!!”

Facebook: so do you want to add this stranger now? They just added 9+ friends yesterday! TikTok: so do you want to delete this app now? These people from hs stalked your profile religiously! Spotify: so do you want to feel worse? Here are your top 5 songs and they’re all embarrassing!

I’m so glad you met me after my many awkward years of bullying and going through bizarre dramas that aren’t even WORTH explaining