Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES
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Hot. Sweet. and Sweaty. 📍Portland, OR Working on material for my eventual standup debut
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I yearn for jury duty
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Barack Obama
18 days ago
For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.
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alexis simpson
19 days ago
let american hip-hop dance crew Jabbawockeez drive a military tank
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we are officially in the Rage Against the Machine era™️❗️❗️❗️⚠️⚠️⚠️
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4fuxake
22 days ago
Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off
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Women and the LGBTQA+ community will literally save the world, but first our institutions need to crumble so that we have places to build for our local communities
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24 days ago
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if you don’t see Portugal. The Man as being the best protest music rock band of our current generation then you don’t see the band for who they are. and that’s very rock n’ roll
#portugaltheman
@portugaltheman.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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the epstein class is definitely rigging multiple financial arms including the national reserve, cryptocurrencies (hello, missing bitcoin story, is that you??), the freaking LOTTERY, I could go on…
about 1 month ago
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Watching documentaries about the end game of nazi germany in 1945 to feel some semblance of hope of maga’s collapse in 2026
#theresistance
about 1 month ago
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🛏️that my pillow guy has been reeeeeeeeeal quiet since the Epstein files big release in January (for legal reasons this is a joke)🛏️
about 2 months ago
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did jp morgan rebrand to chase because that’s what their people like to do??? chase little kids???? for legal purposes this is a joke
about 2 months ago
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My boy Pope Leo from Chicagooooo did not STUTTER
about 2 months ago
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My boy Pope Leo from Chicagooooo did not STUTTER
about 2 months ago
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Dear Jesus, Is JD Vance really a couch lover? Your confirmation is appreciated. Love, Paige
about 2 months ago
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money can’t buy you class or good parenting
about 2 months ago
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Iran, pretty please release the Epstein files 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🇮🇷📁📂
about 2 months ago
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Words aren’t always required to make a HUGE impact
#thepowerofsilence
2 months ago
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I believe in demons. Demons are all of the people in the current US administration. They traded their humanity for total depravity which allows them to be hateful, bigoted, racist, genocidal pedophiles. They’re obsessed with transhumanism, not recognizing they already gave up their own humanity
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I like to cozy up in bed after a long, tiring workday getting ready to dream about how sick all of these tech oligarchs and evil politicians are now living with the daily terror of being bombarded by state and local police making arrests.
2 months ago
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if JACKSON GALAXY (aka “the cat daddy” yikes on bikes) is in the epstein files i stg
2 months ago
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went so hard on my delusions in early 2025 that a year later I reached delusional dreams beyond my capacity to dream at the time
2 months ago
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once i get my eXeCuTiVe FuNcTiOn under control it’s over for you bitches
2 months ago
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By the intro of track 3 on the album “Bully” i knew that Ye got his mind back 🥲🥲🥲 didn’t even know this was the Travis Scott track. My boy’s back. Fallen fan no more. He ascended and were awake 🙏🏼
2 months ago
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It’s 12:48 am and a guy in Thailand just taught basic tai chi on TikTok live. This world is a wild place
2 months ago
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I need to Steve Irwin maxx this weekend
2 months ago
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They turned child stars into oiled up sexified pop idols and acted like we were the weird ones when we said we didn’t like that
2 months ago
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Imagine hating me in 2026 !!!
2 months ago
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Get on my level
#musicmajor
2 months ago
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Ron Filipkowski
2 months ago
This conference is going to break Grindr.
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Asking Google how to fight this existential dread. It told me the dow is ~still~ over 50
#thisisamerica
3 months ago
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I’ll show YOU a Joe Rogan experience
3 months ago
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I’m amazed by what I create While going through the squeeze
3 months ago
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Not my president. Just the soon-to-be ousted CEO of the US It’s us against them. 1% of 1% vs the entire working class. We got this.
#DOJ
#justice
#usnews
#equality
#feminist
3 months ago
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Signs your bf/partner is in the manosphere (and is secretly toxic) 1. regularly complains about false rape accusations (like they’re common) 2. claims ______(fill in blank of problematic manosphere influencer) “makes some good points” 3. questions the need for consent if they’re married/drunk/asleep
3 months ago
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Is the same (christian/maga) crowd that asked me “why did you stay” in the abusive marriage I was in going to answer “why did you stay” w TRUMP after the US Gov’t coverup has been exposed? I thought Jesus commanded you guys to take care of the widow and the orphan. You don’t even CARE
#christians
3 months ago
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Groups about to be v embarrassed- MAGAts Zionists fELON heads (grow tf UP) Anti-vaxxers (how could ANY1 take RFK jr srsly) the unsolved crime of a brown bear dropped in Central Park in 2014 was him. Why? was to “be fun.” HE DID THIS WHEN HE WAS 60 !! Fox (totally not fake!) news boomers Evangelicals
3 months ago
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Dootle Dots is a racist cartoon that makes fun of Italians 🍝🙅🏼♀️🎥📽️🎬🎞️
@oncinema.bsky.social
@timheidecker.bsky.social
3 months ago
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Is he hot or is he just a weirdo tall guy (applies if he has a mustache especially)
3 months ago
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Fuck, new vocal stim just unlocked
3 months ago
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Never underestimate a silly woman
3 months ago
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One of the universal truths™️ is that men who complain the loudest about gold diggers are also the ones without the gold
3 months ago
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We will continue to be loud and annoy the shit out of our government leaders!!! Literally won’t quit being an annoying nuisance until they reveal the truth (and actually follow the laws of the land) I’ve been preparing my whole life for this
3 months ago
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MeidasTouch
3 months ago
Checking in on the president's family today as war spreads across the world and the global economy crashes
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via my TikTok account @withlovepaige
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3 months ago
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So like, Americans are pissed that they attacked the girls school. In case any
#iranians
are wondering. Our hears are breaking about this reality hundreds of families woke up to. Those girls had lives and value and this is completely fucked up. We’re going to fight back
#theresistance
#iran
#war
3 months ago
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DaddyJew
3 months ago
take me to your dog dealer
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King Leo
3 months ago
Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.
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Who’s going to tell the zionist christians that they supported the genocide of Jesus’ people. They would have cheered for Jesus being killed in the West Bank, equivalent to ICE arresting him and sending him to a DHS concentration camp
3 months ago
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Teams meetings are premium business podcasts
3 months ago
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Update: both of my parents (divorced + separate lives) still believe that trumpy dumpy is going to be some kind of jesus savior guy draining the swamp. idk what to say at this point
3 months ago
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