happy 2026th birthday to the earth. damn ur old

thank you to @mabusthedark.bsky.social for the hat suggestion

i got a good feeling, 2026 is the year the world starts to get better

Woke is back. Happy new years

should have figured out i was gay when i was absolutely captivated by Kelly Likes Shoes in year 2000whatever

i have the poster's curse

the movie weapons but instead of doing all those horrifying things, the people in the town reenact the music video to lil jon and dj snake's breakthrough smash hit "Turn Down For What"

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

neew year new me [starts tf'ing into a cartoon red panda right before ur very eyes]

cool thing i learned tonight: we can see fireworks from center city through the new sliding door in our kitchen. i was watching fireworks from my couch. lmao. that rules.

[weird al music video comes on] that's al, you can call him that

i hope the new year starting off with mamdani getting officially sworn in is a good omen for how 2026 goes.

my goal for the new year is to collect 5 giant rotating letters i find out in the world. by the end of this year i will collect S-K-A-T-E

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

willow :))))

boomer aunt starting the new year by wishing us all a very tentative goatse

i like to imagine that at least one night a week, ricochet & gates of agony drop whatever they are doing and gather round the television together for anime night

the ad for one battle after another on max has fine print saying "availability varies on select weekends," what the fuck does that mean? there's just some weekends you can't watch it for some reason? lmao

THEKLA GOIN AFTER STAT, YESSSSS

never lost faith in mox during the whole death riders heel run. that's my ace

LMAO incredible bull fighting spot with bandido and mortos

LET TONI DO THE GIANT SWING COWARDS

i hope all of mjf's segments as champs go like that. short 5 minute promo followed by every top name chasing him off

hook looks so fucking funny

took 6 minutes for mjf to make the dreamworks face into the cam also that belt is even uglier than the last custom one he had,

choosing to open aew with a promo segment featuring new world champion mjf almost makes me wish i was still on the closing shift at work, lmao

Trying not to fall for the hype after 28 years later disappointed me but apparently the next part is getting better reviews. Hm

I wanna go a p e s h i t

Fat animals hello

mods are asleep post genuinely perplexed noel fielding

What am I if not a humble pig

lol new just in time for Magfest

Wowie. Hip city veg makes a shockingly good vegan burger. Like I think I enjoyed that more than a real burger

ASSLESS CHAPS

oh fistmas is done i gotta change my name

i've been in a mood lately, & i'm doing my best to not make it everyone's problem

i have ordered a dinner meal & i am pretty sure the same dasher keeps getting assigned & then unassigning it. i assume this because i keep seeing a dasher icon pop up in the same spot a street away from the restaurant, and then disappearing for several minutes. it has not yet given me a dasher name

Game: Silent Hill Oranges Console: PlayStation Portable Created by: Brettska99 Uploaded on: January 8th, 2008

Clay pigeon is on the radio today we are so back

got all the endings on Silent Hill F, hell yeah total gameplay time is a little past 26 hours. i could not find any more ema, and i do not wish to play this on hard difficulties, so i guess i'm not going to platinum it. really enjoyed it tho. Hinako is up there as one of the best SH protags imo

crisp

Oh ew they put the world title back on aews worst character?? It was a nice run while it lasted.

wish this website had the option to make private locked accounts tbhhhhhhh why havent they done that yet

i feel like ace austin shouldve gotten involved in that with how much stoke was gettin into it

finishing up the 3rd ending in Silent Hill F, holy shit that boss rules i... think this might be my favorite Silent Hill now

Full freak mode

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