It's been a chill but nice weekend. Yesterday, after a little furniture shopping, we popped to B&Q to do some jewellery shopping. 😏

Feeling pretty good about all this today.

If the arms are a-poppin', do come a-knockin'.

Spoiler alert: he didn't decline.

I guess not

Do I still got it?

Featuring the judging face of @bullbonds.bsky.social

Well...

New boots arrived. Not bad. Not bad at all. I'll have to try them on with the other bits though and see if they go together.

Yer dad's had a haircut and a trim up. What do we think, boys? First proper haircut since my hair transplant.

New aftershave is on-brand

Cannot wait to get home to the most important person in the world. Three weeks is too long. I'm coming, @bullbonds.bsky.social !!!

Ready for my flight home.

Keeping it colour-coordinated for the brief and sock lovers

Okay time to stop pissing about and actually go to work. Have a good day, everyone!

It's hard enough being a busy exec without your dad blowing up the switchboard.

If you can't be a bit posey in a nice hotel, when can you? Again featuring @fkmemerch.bsky.social

A new working week calls for a new thirst post. Featuring @fkmemerch.bsky.social

I saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.

Felt cute heading out to do some shopping.

Be honest...Would this outfit be "frowned upon" for the gym??

Just realised that's a bit of a tease for the foot piggies, so here's the goods for a proper Sunday treat.

But natural light has its positives too.

Also, how fucking sick is this light?!

Massage last night. Without this morning. My body is feeling very pleased.

Am I having a post-massage hallucination or is this chocolate talking to me?

Don't think much of the massage panties tho.

Post-massage and chilled TF out.. I need to do this more often.

Heading for a 90 min massage in the hotel spa. Hoping they'll be able to sort my fucked up shoulders and neck. Wish me luck.

Naturally took some time out to hoe about in the hotel room.

And yes, I had a picture on the "Diana bench". 😊

This time last week I was heading to the Mumtaz Mahal (if you use it's proper name) and it was truly awesome in the true sense of the word.

Me watching your dad's Uber pull up outside.

Me this morning after a little self-care

Me arriving BACK in Pune on Wednesday evening...

Back from a little pre-work swim 💦

For the foot piggies. 🦶🏼🐷

Hitting the pool.

Bringing this back for @bullbonds.bsky.social's bulge.

Who? @bullbonds.bsky.social? @bullybarrett.bsky.social? Anyone owning up?

Lads lads lads @itswolverine.bsky.social

What you get as a reward when you take @bullbonds.bsky.social's bull dick.

Papped supping a brew by @itswolverine.bsky.social (we're a Yorkshire Gold house, lads...)

ATTENTION INTERNET: GAY HAS HAIRCUT! STOP THE PRESSES!

When he brings you protein shake back from the shop 🥹 @itswolverine.bsky.social

Off out for dinner. Behave yourselves whilst we're gone! @itswolverine.bsky.social

My photo for my Indian visa is giving "Has killed and will kill again" vibes.

Fit check. Is it giving "Preppy Twat" or are we okay?

Captured in goblin mode by @itswolverine.bsky.social

Imagine if the Traitors killed Reece tonight. It'd be a mercy killing TBF. #TheTraitors #Traitors