Papped supping a brew by @itswolverine.bsky.social (we're a Yorkshire Gold house, lads...)

ATTENTION INTERNET: GAY HAS HAIRCUT! STOP THE PRESSES!

When he brings you protein shake back from the shop 🥹 @itswolverine.bsky.social

Off out for dinner. Behave yourselves whilst we're gone! @itswolverine.bsky.social

My photo for my Indian visa is giving "Has killed and will kill again" vibes.

Fit check. Is it giving "Preppy Twat" or are we okay?

Captured in goblin mode by @itswolverine.bsky.social

Imagine if the Traitors killed Reece tonight. It'd be a mercy killing TBF. #TheTraitors #Traitors

@bullbonds.bsky.social has made a good point. Reece's occupation is down as "Sweet shop assistant". At his age? Do we believe that? Sounds made up right? #Traitors #TheTraitors

Surely they won't murder Sam? He has the personality of an estate agent so it's only a matter of time before he's banished. #TheTraitors #Traitors

What's with the "Who's who? 1934" book that they keep focussing on? Given they did the same with the Seer last season, could there be something to it or is it a red herring? #Traitors

At 44 years old I find myself in the position of being so numb to the chaos and misery in the world that I can go to bed wondering whether I'll wake up to WWIII (or at all) and feel absolutely nothing. No fear. No panic. Just an acceptance that there's nothing I can change. Pretty bleak huh?

Another day, another middle aged man combo. This time though with my quarter length zip up matching the peak of my cap. ITS CALLED FASHION. LOOK IT UP!

I've not been to the gym since late November due to injury. It's still no better and I'm getting physio but it means I can't grip anything, so I'm limited to leg machines. 😭

Back to the dreaded commute

At least my first day back is a WFH day. Who else is being eased back in?

First day back at work today. Come on, boys! We can do this!

When you mention being gay to straight people, they think it's all bum sex and hedonism. What they don't realise is it's basically stiff like this.

Just when you thought I couldn't get any sexier

Time to de-Christmas the house, starting with the Home Alone 2: Lost in New York friendship doves bought for me by @bullbonds.bsky.social

Had my first little trim up since the procedure. I like it. What do you think, folks? Gay powers restored?

What should he buy next? And what should I buy first? 😏

Thinking about having the back and sides trimmed down tomorrow, but is the top too short to pull it off? 🤔

I fucking love Traitors and I'm so glad we're now being put in the position where we're probably making the kind of dopey assumptions that we usually scream at the contestants for making. 😂

Might make 2026 the year I give this platform a proper go at being the new Twitter and actually converse with people around happenings in the world. 🤷🏼

In 2025 I managed to obtain the best figure of my life. By the end of the year, I feel like I've slipped back. Partly because I've been too injured to work out for the last six weeks but I also think I've let bad habits slip back in.

Whoever it is at the BBC who made the call to add the Strictly-level awful animations/video clips into the middle of the London Eye needs fucking sacking. Actually. No. They need to be hung, drawn and quartered with their head put on a like on London Bridge as a warning.

If you see this, post Egg.

Who ordered the Milk Tray?

Papped by @itswolverine.bsky.social

Food coma in 5...4...3...2...

I think Santa has made me into a leather Daddy now 🎅🏻😉

And here's what it was like a week after the procedure.

Four years ago I had a hair transplant and tracked the journey on YouTube to give people an honest account from someone who isn't a paid influencer. This year I decided to have a second so I'm back on it. Sharing it in case anyone's interested or has questions. 😁

Large load

I don't get why people would give "hate" to Amber on Strictly. Like, yeah, she's had formal training and for me that's a genuine reason to not vote for her. But to give her hate? Wtf is wrong with people? Though I do wish they'd stop including people who have experience. Stick to amateurs.

Another cheeky little gap filler. 🤗

The boss will see you now

Waking up with a flat tummy the morning after a curry? What is this witchcraft?

Awww. Check baby Archie out four years ago when he was obsessed with the post. ❤️

Jesus Christ, can we fucking quit it with the bullshit panto every time Craig tries to give people feedback on #Strictly? I'm so fucking bored of it. 🙄

If you remember these, how are your joints doing today?

Okay paypigs, get your snouts out of the trough and listen up. Your daddies need a new boiler so crack open those wallets. 😉

I could reply to this with a witty response. Or go into how cowardly it is to send this anonymously. I could get into the spectrums of attractiveness or how not everyone has the same taste. Or ask what you get out of this. But mostly I hope that whatever it is that's making you unhappy gets better ❤️

New purchase from @strappmetal.bsky.social arrived. What do we think, boys?

He climbed up on top of me for a cuddle! 🥹🥹🥹

Imagine hating me and I'm just at home, hanging out in my Dino briefs.

Has a gay guy even had a haircut if he didn't announce it to the internet?

A hockey mask and jockey arse. Jason Phwoarhees will see you now. 😜 Happy Halloween, boys. Feat. @fkmemerch.bsky.social

One of the heads on #CelebrityTraitors looked like Jane McDonald and I have no idea who it was actually supposed to be. 🤷🏼