Kink responsibly, gents

Yer Dad had an evening out with the lads

Finally got to pick up my leather trousers at the weekend so I got a chance to try all my gear on. Gotta say, it feels transformative. 😏 Shout-out to our cat Scout who decided to make an appearance 😂

It's the gun show (non-violent)

So macho @itswolverine.bsky.social

@bullbonds.bsky.social loves a cheese scone (and I haven't made him any for ages). He also loves Marmite. So, being the caring and thoughtful husband that I am, I rustled him up some Cheese & Marmite scones. He gave them his own personal hooray so will be making them again. Ping me for me recipe!

"Shut up Wesley!" If he becomes PM, this is going to be my most used video response for the next 3 years* *Or until he gets removed from office by someone else

It's not all thirsty dad content in this house. We can be quite wholesome too.

How lucky am I to have a ringside seat to this view daily?

it’s always “nice cock” and never “nice cock, here is $100”

@bullbonds.bsky.social having his regular evening doom scroll.

Club membership applications open

I'm off all this week and was off Friday too. Trying to have a bit of a mental health reset as work has been quite stressful. So far I've: Been to London Fields lido with friends on Friday.

Nice little gym pump today 😁

I might be 44, but you're never too old for dinosaur pants, right?!

And when I got home.

Felt quite good after my workout this morning. 😁

Hello boys

New "smart-casual" look for the office. What do we think?

Sometimes you just need to chat with your cat whilst he stands in a drawer. It's good for the soul.

It's been a chill but nice weekend. Yesterday, after a little furniture shopping, we popped to B&Q to do some jewellery shopping. 😏

Feeling pretty good about all this today.

If the arms are a-poppin', do come a-knockin'.

Spoiler alert: he didn't decline.

I guess not

Do I still got it?

Featuring the judging face of @bullbonds.bsky.social

Well...

New boots arrived. Not bad. Not bad at all. I'll have to try them on with the other bits though and see if they go together.

Yer dad's had a haircut and a trim up. What do we think, boys? First proper haircut since my hair transplant.

New aftershave is on-brand

Cannot wait to get home to the most important person in the world. Three weeks is too long. I'm coming, @bullbonds.bsky.social !!!

Ready for my flight home.

Keeping it colour-coordinated for the brief and sock lovers

Okay time to stop pissing about and actually go to work. Have a good day, everyone!

It's hard enough being a busy exec without your dad blowing up the switchboard.

If you can't be a bit posey in a nice hotel, when can you? Again featuring @fkmemerch.bsky.social

A new working week calls for a new thirst post. Featuring @fkmemerch.bsky.social

I saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.

Felt cute heading out to do some shopping.

Be honest...Would this outfit be "frowned upon" for the gym??

Just realised that's a bit of a tease for the foot piggies, so here's the goods for a proper Sunday treat.

But natural light has its positives too.

Also, how fucking sick is this light?!

Massage last night. Without this morning. My body is feeling very pleased.

Am I having a post-massage hallucination or is this chocolate talking to me?

Don't think much of the massage panties tho.

Post-massage and chilled TF out.. I need to do this more often.

Heading for a 90 min massage in the hotel spa. Hoping they'll be able to sort my fucked up shoulders and neck. Wish me luck.

Naturally took some time out to hoe about in the hotel room.