Papped by @itswolverine.bsky.social

Food coma in 5...4...3...2...

I think Santa has made me into a leather Daddy now 🎅🏻😉

And here's what it was like a week after the procedure.

Four years ago I had a hair transplant and tracked the journey on YouTube to give people an honest account from someone who isn't a paid influencer. This year I decided to have a second so I'm back on it. Sharing it in case anyone's interested or has questions. 😁

Large load

I don't get why people would give "hate" to Amber on Strictly. Like, yeah, she's had formal training and for me that's a genuine reason to not vote for her. But to give her hate? Wtf is wrong with people? Though I do wish they'd stop including people who have experience. Stick to amateurs.

Another cheeky little gap filler. 🤗

The boss will see you now

Waking up with a flat tummy the morning after a curry? What is this witchcraft?

Awww. Check baby Archie out four years ago when he was obsessed with the post. ❤️

Jesus Christ, can we fucking quit it with the bullshit panto every time Craig tries to give people feedback on #Strictly? I'm so fucking bored of it. 🙄

If you remember these, how are your joints doing today?

Okay paypigs, get your snouts out of the trough and listen up. Your daddies need a new boiler so crack open those wallets. 😉

I could reply to this with a witty response. Or go into how cowardly it is to send this anonymously. I could get into the spectrums of attractiveness or how not everyone has the same taste. Or ask what you get out of this. But mostly I hope that whatever it is that's making you unhappy gets better ❤️

New purchase from @strappmetal.bsky.social arrived. What do we think, boys?

He climbed up on top of me for a cuddle! 🥹🥹🥹

Imagine hating me and I'm just at home, hanging out in my Dino briefs.

Has a gay guy even had a haircut if he didn't announce it to the internet?

A hockey mask and jockey arse. Jason Phwoarhees will see you now. 😜 Happy Halloween, boys. Feat. @fkmemerch.bsky.social

One of the heads on #CelebrityTraitors looked like Jane McDonald and I have no idea who it was actually supposed to be. 🤷🏼

My little buddy loves me 😍

Whaddaya wanna know? ngl.link/beefandteeth2

Just kidding

Protecting my modesty

What started out as an awesome birthday card has now become framed ART! I'm immortalised as a devil dom daddy by the amazing @jakethedestroyer.bsky.social Thank you to @itswolverine.bsky.social for capturing my essence and giving me the perfect excuse to hang more cool things on our walls 🐂

I will always be his bed 🥹

When you are Lorge Boy and BabyGirl

The internet’s boyfriend 💞💖 #CelebrityTraitors

Looking to support a good cause? Want to look at Naked rugby players? Look no further then this years Thebans Rugby Calendar, starring yours truly. caledonian-thebans-rfc.square.site

Honest to God life hack that works: When you're going to be out of office for a week or two, add this to your OOO notification: "Please assist help me to be as productive as possible on my return by removing me from email chains." Sounds implausible but it really works!

What a way to see out the birthday week 🥹 @itswolverine.bsky.social

Very happy to have been immortalised in art form, alongside @itswolverine.bsky.social, by the very talented @jakethedestroyer.bsky.social

It's @bullbonds.bsky.social birthday today. The big 4-0! You know what to do.

It's my 40th birthday eve, so get those nudes and financial tributes ready, lads

I love Scotland for the culture. The culture:

Someone get on to CK and let them know they're missing a trick

Sat right opposite one X

A solid start to the birthday week! @itswolverine.bsky.social

Yer Dad is ready to slam that laptop shut tbh

Dreaming of lunch... And your dad

Today's GarageGym™️ is in the bag* *Logged on the Hevy app

When the boyish hijinx go wrong. 😂

Dad wants to know why you're still not in bed yet...

Dad wants recommendations for briefs... Ones that have enough room upfront for the little fella...

I'm not mentally prepared for the week ahead. #PrayForPedro

Ready for business...

Serving fuckboi realness

Hungover. Send dick pics.

How much did I drink last night? Well, I sang Mr Brightside at karaoke soooo....