Juan Martinez
@fulmerford.com
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Author, dad, professor, doodler, loafer
https://www.fulmerford.com
Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is the annual deep-sea reenactment of Louis Malle’s MY DINNER WITH ANDRE.
about 19 hours ago
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A lot of us made a wish to be living in precedented times and the monkey’s paw gave us a forever war in the Middle East.
1 day ago
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live-action portrait of me trying to make an Important Point.
2 days ago
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Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder
2 days ago
Happy International Women’s Day, please let us work in creative fields without being groped of ogled.
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Just because it’s happening doesn’t mean it’s normal.
3 days ago
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I just want a retirement home that brings in a band every Sunday that does good Fugazi covers
3 days ago
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behold! every worrisome tote bag that crossed our path this week.
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I’m listening to the Jesse Jackson memorial on
@wbez.org
and the sheer power & force of the oratory, the intelligence & love & hope in the room in this day, of all days, is a reminder that we as a country can do so much better:
chicago.suntimes.com/live/jesse-j...
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Thousands gather to celebrate the life of Rev. Jesse Jackson at Chicago funeral: Live updates
Joining family members and local leaders, former president Barack Obama gave a rousing speech at Friday's service at the House of Hope on the city's South Side.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/live/jesse-jacksons-chicago-funeral-live-updates
3 days ago
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we cut out a lot of streaming this year so I swear to god that, for a hot second, I was convinced you all were talking about Erich Segal and Ryan O’Neal for some reason.
4 days ago
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America voted for a drunk driver and shoved the world into the car.
4 days ago
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just a gentle reminder that you can work out while watching the news so you can get your self-care AND your self-harm in at the same time.
4 days ago
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If anyone is freaking out about the current state of the US economy, pls know that my daughter has designed her own currency & u are welcome to use it
4 days ago
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According to all reliable reports, your
#awp26
book haul was interesting AND delicious.
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4 days ago
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is the thing that took over your
@awpwriter.org
conference tote bag bc your book haul was just too interesting to pass up.
4 days ago
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the 10yo made a house
4 days ago
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So freaking excited for this! Benson is one of my favorite deep-cut midcentury New Yorker stalwarts. (My other all time deep-cut fave is Jessamyn West.)
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5 days ago
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is all of us at the
@awpwriter.org
conference
5 days ago
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Girls Running From Houses
5 days ago
The girl is a secretary. She is facetious. All she wants is a box of matches.
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is a vampire tote bag and some problematic citrus
6 days ago
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Follow your dreams: find a career in the arts. Drag that boat across a mountain. Wreck the lives of those around you. Wear a white suit in the Amazon. Build that opera house. Nothing is impossible!
6 days ago
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Today’s
#postitdoodle
is the primordial soup in which the
#awp26
conference tote bags were forged.
6 days ago
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what’s important to remember, in these dark times, is that the Dow is over 50,000 right now.
7 days ago
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is a tote bag and her poet at the
@awpwriter.org
conference.
7 days ago
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sorry but the GOP can’t just play the same three hits every time they tour
7 days ago
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Behold! The Shadow Bunny.
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7 days ago
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behold! a Shadow Bunny.
7 days ago
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have fun at AWP, everyone! (bring me back a tote bag)
7 days ago
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pitch: a reverse portrait of dorian gray thing where the president of a major superpower is both the portrait *and* dorian gray
7 days ago
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
: every seven years the poet emerges from Lake Michigan to read new work to a captive Chicago.
8 days ago
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oh to be a squirrel eating a full slice of brioche by a fairy house
9 days ago
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we will not be taking questions about our pinewood derby car design at this time, thank you
9 days ago
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just because it’s happening doesn’t mean it’s normal
9 days ago
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pretty sure half the apps on my phone are like three browser tabs in a trench coat.
9 days ago
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Andrea Pitzer
10 days ago
When there are no consequences for the last bad thing, you'll get a next worse thing.
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…has America met kids from other countries? Do they realize that they’re as delightful & weird & joyful as American kids? That they’re literally into the same things & share the same sense of wonder? That each and everyone has a rich & miraculous inner life?
10 days ago
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Millions of Dead Chris
10 days ago
per my conversation with
@hkappklote.bsky.social
about why people become writers
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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I still remember sitting at this AWP panel about veteran writers, one of whom did policy work for the VA: she shared this graph about the long, ballooning cost of any war, how care for veterans increases long after a war ends.
10 days ago
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michael röbbins
9 months ago
goddamn am i weary of these stupid violent men & their stupid fucking wars
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Kat Abughazaleh
10 days ago
Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.
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The Onion
10 days ago
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
https://theonion.com/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-region-and-1819594296/
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Lowbrow: John Seabrook’s NOBROW Middlebrow: Dwight Macdonald’s MASSCULT AND MIDCULT Highbrow: Pierre Bourdieu’s DISTINCTION
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onion person
10 days ago
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excellent pigeon content in Jackie Chan’s POLICE STORY 2
10 days ago
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behold! every apparition of note this week
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is the summoning of the Great Hat.
11 days ago
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Jake Casella Brookins
12 days ago
They never put the countess dowager in the bio but she's ALWAYS in the acknowledgments
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is the third most fearsome warrior in your glorious army.
12 days ago
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I will however note that no author photo will ever equal *this* author photo, from Percival Everett’s DR. NO—incontestably the greatest author photo of all time.
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13 days ago
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this is my current author photo & I want the next one to be identical (same clothes/backdrop), only now older & w/ the longer hair & also slightly closer to the bushes--and then I'll do the same thing for the next 20 books till i can replicate the Homer-in-the-bushes bit.
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Today’s
#lunchbagdoodle
is a stand-up comedian and an uncooperative microphone.
13 days ago
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