Juan Martinez
@fulmerford.com
đ€ 1307
đ„ 578
đ 2073
Author, dad, professor, doodler, loafer
https://www.fulmerford.com
not cool of those art thieves to steal the one painting i was planning on standing in front for hours, shaken to my core by the Sublime, right after i was planning on being banned from Home Depot
about 2 hours ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Wendy N. Wagner đ
about 5 hours ago
Help some elders rebuild after a fire!!!
add a skeleton here at some point
1
4
3
but srsly behold! the! freaking! cover!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 5 hours ago
1
17
4
Hi! Huge news! COVER REVEAL!!! đ SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME is a groundbreaking anthology where each story reimagines immigration, colonization, faith, and folklore as the fears we inherit and carry across borders and generations.
about 6 hours ago
2
23
13
reposted by
Juan Martinez
jamelle
2 days ago
really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.
add a skeleton here at some point
61
9510
2332
Todayâs
#lunchbagdoodle
is John Cheeverâs âThe Swimmerâ
about 10 hours ago
0
4
0
literally everyone who raved on about Ălvaro Enrigueâs YOU DREAMED OF EMPIRES was so freaking rightâfunny, grotesque, rich w trivia, easily my fave historical novel since Mantelâs Cromwell books
about 11 hours ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Carolyn Kellogg
3 days ago
Did you know Significant Objects has been revived? Selling miscellany on ebay with literary narratives instead of listings. I love this project.
tucsonessayclub.org/significant-...
loading . . .
Significant Objects 2026 â Tucson Essay Club
https://tucsonessayclub.org/significant-objects-2026/
0
6
3
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Leah McElrath
2 days ago
Man with his dog flees from bombs in Tehran. (Photo by Pooria Hatami)
68
3154
1092
Look: If your name is John Llewellyn Moxey you better be directing a MURDER, SHE WROTE episode guest-starring Martin Landau.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 20 hours ago
1
3
0
If you pick up & read novel there is an end to novel, but if you pick up & read phone there is no end to phone
1 day ago
1
17
3
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Lake Michigan! Live!
1 day ago
Current* conditions near Frankfort, MI:
0
16
1
â They disputed that Miller yells at Lyons directly, with one saying the deputy chief of staff is âpassionateâ and another saying he asks âvery pointed questions in a very assertive tone.â â
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Julia Is Moisturized, Unbothered, Not Asking for Money
2 days ago
::nods grimly:: âyes, Fortunato for fuckâs sakeâ ::finishes mortaring last brick::
0
2
1
âFor fuckâs sake, Montresor!â
2 days ago
2
7
1
weâre here
2 days ago
0
11
0
Love this piece on Hughes and Mexico; for a broader/deeper picture check out my former colleague Harris Feinsod's THE POETRY OF THE AMERICAS: FROM GOOD NEIGHBORS TO COUNTERCULTURES for his extraordinary reframing of how cultural diplomacy shifted art in the US, the Caribbean, and Latin America.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
0
3
2
oh no, i hate* to do the thing where you pop in some sideways eyes emoji & tell u to watch for cool news for this Monday 3/30 12pm EST but đ this Monday 3/30 12pm EST! đ„ *& by hate i mean LOVE â€ïž
3 days ago
1
5
1
reposted by
Juan Martinez
British Manfriend
3 days ago
A precursor to his iconic Vampire
add a skeleton here at some point
1
1
1
reposted by
Juan Martinez
British Manfriend
3 days ago
Peep this beaut from a *2017* release event at WCF for BEST WORST AMERICAN
1
6
2
we started an inexplicable war in the Middle East & gas prices are through the roof but I remember that at least the Dow is over 50,000 right now
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Juan Martinez
British Manfriend
3 days ago
Juan's drawings, on post-its and lunchbags and in signed books, over YEARS, are a gift to every single one of us
add a skeleton here at some point
1
6
4
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Chloe N. Clark
3 days ago
Absolutely love this interview with the wonderful
@fulmerford.com
loading . . .
"You Can Make Something, Even When You Pack Your Kid's Sandwich": Juan Martinez on Infusing Parenting with Creativity
Plus, the gory, glorious catharsis of horror fiction; the pleasures of long-form narrative; sketchbook micro-therapy; and inadvertent bohemianism
https://feastscene.substack.com/p/you-can-make-something-even-when
0
8
5
A different quartet of retired ladies have taken over the same table and are playing Mahjong at the dying mall.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
1
7
0
Behold! The worldâs most dangerous forest.
3 days ago
0
3
0
Loved doing this interview with the great JoAnna Novak!
open.substack.com/pub/feastsce...
3 days ago
0
3
0
Todayâs
#lunchbagdoodle
is the worldâs most dangerous tree.
3 days ago
0
6
0
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Millions of Dead Chris
3 days ago
Chicago Over Everything
add a skeleton here at some point
2
80
11
Seriously, they just want to talk.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
1
4
0
The geese at the dying mall want a word with you.
4 days ago
0
1
1
Four retired ladies with impeccably shellacked hair are playing contract bridge at the dying mall.
4 days ago
0
4
1
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Ben Niespodziany đđȘ
4 days ago
Join us on April 3 at Haymarket House for Poets for Chicago: A Night of Art & Community Benefiting ICIRR
@joseolivarez.bsky.social
/
@fulmerford.com
/
@haymarketbooks.org
0
26
11
reposted by
Juan Martinez
British Manfriend
4 days ago
Fully did a deep dive to remind myself if the most dangerous trees were accompanied by the same bird
add a skeleton here at some point
0
2
1
Todayâs
#lunchbagdoodle
is the worldâs second most dangerous tree.
4 days ago
0
3
1
hey babe whatâs wrong, you havenât asked about the green ribbon I wear around my neck as of late
4 days ago
1
44
10
Forgot to mention the teeny UFO I drew on the back of this lunch bag a week ago
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
3
0
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Girls Running From Houses
4 days ago
The house is innocent, and the housekeeper is ineffable, and the girl is rabbit-minded.
0
1
1
I love Angela Lansburyâs denim toggle coat in this episode of MURDER, SHE WROTE
5 days ago
0
5
1
Do you like to cook or do you just like to put things into a bunch of little bowls?
5 days ago
1
7
0
if you walk these stairs and follow this carpet pattern youâll find a John Mellencamp cassingle on the floor, & if u play it youâll open a portal to 1996.
5 days ago
1
5
0
Todayâs
#lunchbagdoodle
is the worldâs third most dangerous tree.
5 days ago
0
4
0
Hi, friends! So excited to be part of the Midwest Mystery Conference! See you there? It's an all-day thing on Sunday April 11 I'll moderate a panel on the author/agent relationship & super excited to talk w/ Joanna Topor MacKenzie, Lina Chern, Marcy Posner, Amy Meyerson, and Christina Clancy
5 days ago
1
2
0
my wife just asked the 10yo to please stop singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song in a minor key
5 days ago
1
8
1
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Lake Michigan! Live!
6 days ago
Current* conditions near Grand Haven, MI:
0
10
2
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Ben Niespodziany đđȘ
6 days ago
Not a cell phone in sight just a bunch of guys pulling a steamship up a mountain.
1
21
4
weâre exposing our 4yo, a youngest sibling, to this classic piece of youngest sibling cinema:
youtu.be/3w5gzi68BZA
loading . . .
Tootie's the Most Horrible
YouTube video by J.D. Connor
https://youtu.be/3w5gzi68BZA?si=c_qOWR3ottQoqrHU
6 days ago
0
1
0
finished
@sgj.bsky.social
âs KILLER ON THE ROAD & freaking loved it: gory, fun, generous with trucker loreâbut also continues SGJâs tradition of excellent Acknowledgements full of love for family, vans, other writers.
6 days ago
1
20
2
reposted by
Juan Martinez
Chloe N. Clark
6 days ago
A reminder to authors: yell about your books! And often! I follow several authors, who I adore, and had no idea they had books up for preorder!
5
112
65
mall security guard at the dying mall just told two tween boys that they cannot, under any circumstances, throw their Crocs over the second-floor railing
6 days ago
0
5
0
IMPORTANT NOTE: a kind Substacker sent me a reference photo of the worldâs fourth most dangerous tree. If anyone has a photo of the third most dangerous tree, pls post below ty
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
0
4
0
Load more
feeds!
log in