Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night. Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim. Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen. Authoritarianism hurts all of us.

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Just a warning to any would-be kidnappers: I am constantly swallowing, pooping out and then re-swallowing a series of about ten AirTags I have purchased that are linked to my mom's Find My Friends, so if you think I'll be an easy mark, you got another thing coming, buster!

This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".

I'm thinking about unsubscribing from the Arby's mailing list. There's no Arby's near me anymore and hearing about a $1.99 Beef N Cheddar special offer is too painful.

Greg Grunberg has been noticeably silent on what's happened to Greta Thunberg and that just sounds wrong, right?

If there was any accountability in media, we could look for the retractions of the headlines we got about "the group that ambushed ice."

SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD!

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

My iPhone battery life is *terrible* after updating to iOS 26. It's been over a week and it still hasn't "optimized." I used to end the day at 20-30% and now I get the 20% and 10% warning every night on my 14 pro max.

Snoop Dogg ruins all of his good will playing trumps inauguration. Arnold Schwarzeneger sees prop 50 and says, "hold my beer."

We finally all agree on something!

Georgia’s Medicaid work requirements program spent two times as much on administrative costs as on health care costs — while preventing thousands of eligible Georgians from accessing health care. Say it with me: Medicaid work requirements don’t work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMqYttKv1c

Are we gonna add “child death by fever” to his body count?

I am thinking of trying life as one of these "edgelord" fellas.

See? That's a joke. "I hate my enemies" is not. "I'm going to turn off the anesthesia for my Democratic patients" is not. This is why REPUBLICANS AREN'T FUNNY.

It's important--and vital--to remember that it only takes one brave person to change the world, for the better. Stand up to bullshit and hatred and lies. www.bbc.com/news/world-e...

Trump orders destruction of evidence of white supremacist violence. La

What is a "sexual matador?" It means he has to distract her and when she's looking the other way, he slips it in. And by 'it' I mean something impossibly thin and pointy.

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@georebekah.bsky.social Where's the thing about the donor? Did that turn out to be nothing?

This is all payback for when Biden got "The Jeff Foxworthy Show" canceled.

But she can monetize just like he did...

NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Hey, Chicken Little, you went on TV forecasting gloom and doom, but these claims of "political violence" just haven't panned out.

If only all those murdered schoolchildren had just been better at "owning the libs."

How I feel when somebody on the right tries to lecture *anybody( on "violent rhetoric:" youtu.be/452XjnaHr1A?...

Imagine losing friends and family because you threw a fit on Instagram about liberals gunning down charlie kirk.

Real discourse includes listening. Not just "hearing" the other side, but being strong enough to ask, "are they actually right?" It's hard work to consider that you may be on the wrong side, but that's what it takes.

I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...

Do it for Charlie! www.axios.com/2025/07/15/t...

My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.

It's not "celebrating someone's death" to point out hypocrisy.

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I'm starting to think that those Qanon people weren't really that interested in stopping pedophiles at all!

Go back and listen to "Piano Man" by Billy Joel and tell me he shouldn't have named that song, "Nobody's happy with the choices they've made and isn't that the real problem with America?"

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There's multiple archiving projects, right? Because you know these clowns are gonna try to scrub all the records when Berlin falls.

To all those attending the US Open, you know what to do. Boo loudly, record footage, and share it EVERYWHERE.

Here's a secret about old white men: they have spent the last 30 years of their lives watching WW2 documentaries, imagining the bravery they would exhibit if it ever happened again -- only to cosplay as the other side when it actually does.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

So that whole “McDonaldland“ thing is just a blueberry shake?

Reminder: congresspeople, we can’t go to war unless you say so, and this cia and palantir operation is the same playbook that made Iran contra, but on steroids. You have the power to stop this criminal madman.

A thousand bucks for Legos? They need to make it bigger so you can actually live in there when you get evicted for not paying your rent because you spent it all on Legos. www.engadget.com/entertainmen...

For years, "both-siders" tried to frame the pro as "the dems are a bunch of phonies who only pretend to care" and somehow if there was a politician who was just honest in his greed and ambition, everything would somehow be better, so how is that working out?

Look, I love gluttony just as much as the next person, but "never-ending" pasta?? How many people finish a whole bowl of pasta and think, "You know what I would like? 3 more bowls of that."

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