Wow, making fun of the president for liking a little dick? #NotVeryWokeOfYou

It's only gay (derogatory) when he does it #DarkWoke

trying a rando without GoA so.... regular ass KH2 story progression with randomized stuff honestly like it so far

Did You Know? World 5 of Kirby 64. Shiver Star, looks like Earth because in Japan it was called Doki Doki Panic so they had to worry about the kids scratching off the P in "Pucman" and replace it with "Boyhood Took 12 Years to Make"

guess what, devotees! i wanna play more kingdom hearts, so we'll be doing that at 7PM EST tonight! we must beat up the sinister and evil vizier and maybe get eaten by a whale. link: twitch.tv/luxlucifervt

Rum chata has entered my blood stream once again

This 2,000 year old restaurant still makes burgers the Biblical™️way.

Rest in Peace, Vector the Crocodile. You would have loved Baskin-Robbins.

despite how much i dislike disney i still feel charmed by most legacy disney characters. not this fucking thing though. i'd kick olaf over if i saw him even if he was real and not a robot

Had a good birthday weekend! I went out with my neighbor and she treated me like a princess the whole night 😊💖

Bro saw God

no mother it's just the northern lights

It's that day of the year, again

We wandered around before getting lunch 😊

Me, 15 years ago, using a metaphorical flamethrower to make discs to play on my Dreamcast I just bought:

I don't play online

finished Road Trip before going out for a bit, we're so fucking back

We're live now!

Nice

You can't see it but he looked to the side to signal a secret warning at the audience that if they don't laugh he'll unleash an army of Orcs to maul them

I made a map for the mayor of the city I work for and they love it

Going on a day trip with a friend on Friday ✨️

when i evade my taxes but im in the clear cause turbotax hallucinated a completely different person’s name on my account and they get audited instead

I'm off work early on Wednesday and got a Japanese copy of Air Riders, so... that'll be nice

It is pretty funny they unrealistically want Number Go Up Forever for both hiring and reported deportations. According to our Netflix/Gamepass logic, by 2040, everyone in the US will be both ICE agents and deported.

my dad gave me a $100 panda express gift card as an early birthday present it's probably the nicest thing he's given to me since the ps1 he got me when I was 6

Good nomming

"Pho is the best Vietnamese food when you're sick!" Wrong Cháo gà

Ahhhh! The Mega ... Lopunny has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Hoenn champagne by Steven Stone, inspired by that same Kalosian excellence. It's fermented in the battle and, like the best Kalos megas, it's vintage dated....

"Nouveau Café's Fire Blast Roast, full of urban goodness and hot bean-ness."

Wanted to try this instant mapo tofu and it's surprisingly good (the little box is so cute too)

The 9/11 Wizard comes from his fuckin tower and gives me a riddle what the fuck

SHE RESPONDED WITH TEXT SCREENSHOTS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

“I absolutely did have sexual relations with that man. He looked up at me and in my eyes, made me feel things I haven’t felt before and never have again.”

dude