No need for shame. He has made us all worse people

My favorite song about work is 9 to 5 by our lord and savior Dolly Parton

A good idea is to just always have some instant ramen around

He’s not going to get more popular. There will come a time when even Republicans in Congress understand he’s a sinking ship

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Damn Zadie I was not familiar with your game

Sure the world sucks but at least we have a war in Venezuela to look forward to

How come they always get John F and Bobby and Abe and MLK but never, you know

Keep him away from book depositories

We’re living in a weird time when every day feels earthshaking but only ten percent of it ends up mattering

Skinbreaker good

Please stop the insufferable boomer posting

Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.

You will sleep in your FEMA-issued sleep pod. You will eat the lab-grown meat

A dude speaks Spanish in Arizona and five nearby white people turn into Daniel Day-Lewis from Gangs of New York

Destroy this man

Life is an unending series of catastrophes, however the caving thing will probably play well or at least differently with normies, and either way we’ll all forget about it in a week

Yeah because Republicans don’t give a shit if Americans starve

Yeah

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

Learned today that SNAP recipients aren’t allowed to use that money to buy hot food. Of all the most asinine things

Turns out people who go to parties at Mar al Lago are tacky and fake, who knew?

Love learning about stocks

Launch it into the sun

GOP ‘25: Fuck the troops

Drape yourself in the flag. Love your country. Insist it be the best version of itself it can be. Ugly people will always try to destroy beautiful works of art. Don't let them. Be the vanguard in defense of our temple of liberty. Tl;Dr: Lib out.

Yes ha ha ha…YES!

This is why you can't succumb to nihilism. I know it's SO fucking hard, but that's what the fash want: for us to give up. Fuck them, it's not over

Jay Jones too??

This is such a pernicious piece of disinformation I got out of bed to type this thread with a real keyboard. First off I strongly recommend against withdrawing your money from a bank because TikTok told you to. It's a giant waste of your time. Second: don't trust a man that drinks blue Gatorade Zero

The Dark Figure that Watches from the Gloom, always just beyond your peripheral vision, the Unnatural Mirk, smothering and oppressive, filling the very air of that foreboding wood, Older-Than-Eyes and Words and Mouths to Utter Them, endorses Cuomo

Beyond the moral considerations of letting people starve, SNAP has a positive multiplying effect throughout the economy. It’s win-win. You would have to be an absolute moron to want to shut down SNAP. A frivolous idiot. A buffoon. Just intensely stupid. A fucking dumbass. A simpering fool. A nimrod

Bro the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity bro

The anti-science pro-child mortality party

“Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.” -Kurt Vonnegut

The future is inherently unknowable. But it feels like shit is gonna get worse for at least a few years

What’s the point of having FU money if you turn into a sniveling coward at the first sign of trouble

Trump take shark

The vibes on r/travisandtaylor, where former Swifties obsess over their mutual hatred of someone who doesn’t know they exist, are truly depressing

We need true American patriots to repatriate Idaho and Wyoming

Looking great sir

One poll doesn’t necessarily mean anything. But it’s hard to maintain faith in democracy when voters won’t punish heinous, illegal shit like trying to overthrow a government and the billion other terrible things he’s done so far

Never thought I’d be nostalgic for W but such is our current age

Counterpoint: all animals are inherently interesting and cool

Contrarianism for its own sake is tacky and obnoxious