Yeah y'all are gonna hear about how much I love my husband, @augustkepler.bsky.social , more often than you think. Get used to it. >:Y

Google joining Apple and so many others in the "companies that are going to have their business licenses revoked, investigated for any financial crimes they might've committed and stripped down for parts afterwards" list~

Ah yes, America will never forget when the Epstein investigation was launched in early 2005, during the second administration of notorious Democrat, George W. Bush. Or when he was arrested in July 2019, under the watch of 2016's victorious DNC candidate and close friend of Epstein, D*nald Tr*mp.

I want to spend my life living in a place where the power and gas don't go out in the winter that also has access to stable fiber internet and looks just like this outside. Throw up some Christmas lights/decorations and I'd be in heaven here.

I wish people who've never had to rely on welfare/SNAP/WIC/etc to put food on the table because they've never been poor would stop pretending that they have knowledge about any of it. They overestimate how much assistance you receive and underestimate how difficult it is to get in the first place.

Oh, so he totally stole the money

I probably need to go to a therapist or something, in all honesty. I sleep anywhere from 9-13 hours a day and wake up screaming probably 2-3 times a week. It's really not going great. I'm thankful for my friends who keep me semi-sane when I'm awake, at least!

Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande | Get Happy/Happy Days Are Here Again

But it WAS working. Republicans keeping the government shut down resulted in massive defeats for them in basically every election this past week because the vast majority of the country accepted the reality that they would rather hurt Americans than negotiate. You threw that all away for nothing.

If you cave, @schumer.senate.gov, that announcement better come paired with your immediate exit from Congress. No "I'm not running for re-election" BS; if you don't have the spine and strength to be committed to negotiating from the minority, then get out of the way so that someone who does can.

Y’all meet Jules! My new OC, designed by @celderieee.bsky.social #OC #Megaevolution #saybleye

If your party controls all three branches of government and you're still out here publicly calling to "set aside these structural barriers" and "seize the institutions" to keep yourself from losing power and going to jail, it's a pretty good indicator that that's EXACTLY why you need to be stopped.

I ended up having fairly decent luck with my pulls last night! I got Cyrene, as well as Hyacine and her signature LC at 47, 79 (oof) and 8 pity, respectively. I’m still marinating on the story update itself. So much about it has left me curious about what they have in store next. #HonkaiStarRail

The one silver lining in @schumer.senate.gov's failure to rally support and meet the moment is that he's guaranteed the end of his political career. His opinions as to the direction or strategy of Democrats no longer matter. He'll serve the rest of his term in disgrace and then we'll cast him out.

Civic duty: COMPLETE (Please pardon the scruffiness.) Getting myself some First Watch for breakfast as a treat and I’m gonna make sure I get all my dailies done early so I can focus on the #HonkaiStarRail update as soon as it drops tonight. ✨

I see all of those people quoting his post with "it's a joke" and, I must say, my pearls are absolutely clutched. ... As hard as it is to believe, Gr*g Abb*tt is technically a human being. You don't need to call him "it."

When a Democrat so much as breathes in private, Mike Johnson calls a press conference five seconds later to lie about that breath, yet he somehow never seems to have any idea about the insane things the leader of his own party says or does on camera, in public and/or on the news? Gurl, bye.

So, uh - hopefully the last time I have to ask for help about this, but if you're able to toss anything my way to keep the money people happy, I'd super appreciate it! ko-fi.com/chaztargrin

Hi hello again! Good news, I should be back on my benefits later this month! Bad news, I still gotta wait until the 21st to start getting that paid in again, and bills pretty much ate what little pay I got at the end of last month. The woes of benefits being paid in arrears, alas.

While every Congressional Republican and member of this administration has been stomping their feet and demanding that Biden's pardons be voided based on rumors and conjecture with no evidence, Tr*mp openly admits on camera that he doesn't know who he pardoned or even why and yet... crickets.

"... because they're leaked in real time." The only leaks about the "Republican healthcare plan" is that there isn't one. And if you had one, let alone one that was good, y'all would be screaming about it from the rooftops on every network. You've got nothing and no one's falling for your BS.

Honestly, them putting their all into Cyrene's trailer for the finale of this story arc feels so correct~ I swear, if they make me cry two patches in a row, I'm gonna fight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSk...

To be fair, a piece of shit being concerned about a toilet does track~ L*avitt just wants the best for her kind.

Halloween has fallen! #Christmas

Allegedly, for legal reasons: The President is a convicted felon and the long-time bestie of a dude who owned a literal p*dophile party island. The HHS Secretary is a brain worm-addled recovering heroin junkie. The Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic FOX pundit who drunk-texts military secrets.

Time to start digging through the closet for the Christmas decorations~

Oh my gosh, just two more days until Christmas! ⛄️🎄❄️🎅🏻

Miss ma'am, you got dog-walked in the only arena you ever any ability in; you wanting to "debate" a multi-term Congresswoman and summa cum laude graduate when your resume is "fifth-rate box blonde failed swimmer and semi-sentient randomized Mii whining about trans women on FOX" is a non-starter.

Unfortunately for Comer, him taking his lips off of Tr*mp's ass just long enough to continue whining doesn't change the fact that his personal opinions and the demands from Tr*mp don't make Biden's use of the autopen illegal and thus they still have no power whatsoever to void his orders or pardons.

Anytime I think about beyblade, I think of this TikTok. Casey Winbush is one of the reasons I keep TikTok.

Now, many of you might see this and think "isn't this obviously dumb given that you'd have to somehow definitively prove that acetaminophen causes autism, even though it's well-documented that there is no confirmed causal link?," but what you're forgetting is that K*n P*xton is a fucking idiot.

Somewhere along the way, tech developers lost the f*cking plot because the dream of digital personal assistance was for it to tackle the most tedious, unnecessarily-menial tasks for us, not for it to strip us of our ability to think, research and create. It's time to either fix it or pull the plug.

After watching @kathygriffin.bsky.social's newest special, My Life on the PTSD List (it's damn good and it's on her YouTube channel!), I got the nostalgia bug and finally started rewatching Suddenly Susan. I hadn't seen it since ~2002 on WGN/The WB and it's as chill and so late-90s as I remember. 💜

Funny how the Land of the Free can afford a $40b bailout for Argentina, $2.6m for a podcaster's WWE memorial, $80k+ per person for racists looking to cosplay Kristallnacht, $200m for private jets for the PetSmart Slasher, etc, but we can't seem to find the money to keep poor people from starving.

Power flickered on two times before shutting off again and we immediately got a text updating the restoration ETA to 2am. Jesus Christ. ☠️

Didn’t have a single power issue over the whole day during the storming and then, just as soon as it was done passing through, the power flickered on and off three times before staying off. Even the internet is down. How delightful.

Had to put on something to zone out to since it’s been storming and isn’t gonna be letting up anytime soon and, as goofy as it is, Crossroads continues to be a cheesy early 2000s comfort movie~

In pursuit of M6O5 Manato (5 from the banner + the free copy from the event), I ended up getting Lucia too! I lost a 50/50 on the weapon banner, so at least that’s a guarantee for Banyue’s W-Engine if I’m lucky enough to get him during his run next patch. 🤖🦁✨ #ZenlessZoneZero

Ending G*nA*I in two easy steps: 1.) Pass a law requiring negotiated individual contracts with compensation for training models, thus forcing all existing services to purge scrapes and prohibiting auto-opt-ins in site/service ToS. 2.) Establish a Department of the Arts & Multimedia as oversight.

I cannot express just how much joy and life it gives me when I make a terrible joke and it elicits this sort of reaction. 💜 (Bless you, @keepay.bsky.social)

While this is almost certainly a lie, even if we pretend it's not, rich folks don't pony up large sums of money without getting something in return. Anyone offering our government or President $130m is expecting $130m worth of quid-pro-quo and the "who" and "what" of that is of public concern.

I miss the days when teen pregnancy was viewed as an epidemic we were trying to combat through common-sense education in conjunction with rolling back Abstinence Only programs rather than middle-aged Conservative men on podcasts endorsing it and fantasizing about knocking up high school freshmen.

"The Right never used to talk like this." Did that "career spanning 40 years" not include meeting or speaking to Republicans? Every POC, woman and LGBT+ citizen who has ever had to be around Conservatives can vouch that they've ALWAYS spoken that way. If anything, they're typically even more vile.

Weretober2025 Day 17 - Carpenter Bee 🐝

Let what happen? Bitch, you BARELY won your first election and had a 34% approval rating at the end (six points lower than Biden's and basically HALF of Obama's, btw) because you were a terrible President. You were projected to lose and then you lost. The ONLY person who believes you won is you.

Waking up to the news we've all been waiting for. 🚫👑

The next time that pass-around party chum-dump Mike Johnson trots out his band of whiny GOP congressional puppets to bitch about the shut down instead of negotiating, I'm really gonna need someone in the press pool to do their god damn job and press his sorry ass about THIS SHIT.

It's still so wild to me that she was the most anticipated playable character of the 5.x series behind the Pyro Archon, got solid marketing and hype and then just unceremoniously dropped in a late patch alongside a story that had absolutely nothing to do with her and was immediately forgotten. 💀

The visual of the White House being haphazardly ripped apart is a bit on-the-nose as far as summarizing this administration is concerned and it IS horrifying, but it's kind of funny that they're doing all of this for a vanity project that will be promptly demo'd and removed in the next 2-4 years.