remember who you are. #sfawtde #dawtde #averythemayo #slimeknight

I honestly don't think I'll ever get used to lectures going for more than an hour lol by the time the first hour's donr I'm just like "ugggghhhhh let this finish already"

This April Fools, instead of tricking you I've made my target a single person. Let me tell you the story of how I not only wasted a scammer's time for days, but scared him really bad by making him live through a bespoke body horror story (🧵)

I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...

it's that time of the year again #aprilfools

I need folks to understand that as little as 20 years ago it was -expected- for any queer event, of just about every nature, to offer free HIV testing and distribute safe sex materials. It has nothing to do with “it’s about sex.” It has everything to do with “We want you to be okay.”

Apple introduces the all-new MacBook. It features the A20 chip in an unapologetically polycarbonate design, in a throwback to the original 2006 model. It comes in five vibrant colours: White, pink, yellow, blue, and green. #AlternateTimelineApple

Just got an exclusive beta build of Android 17

Just got the new Windows 11 April 2026 Update installed, wth is this Microslop?! 🤮

mmmm yes, the worst way to play mario 3 the gba version (based off of a SNES remake of an NES game) running on an emulated gamecube

Before the iPhone 6 introduced contactless payments to Apple devices, Apple Pay only supported cash. Macs with a cash slot could accept notes and coins from currencies such as the US Dollar, British Pound, Euro, Chinese and Japanese Yen, and Hylian Rupee. #AlternateTimelineApple

no afaik. if anything I got jumpscared by the 1khz sine tone before the looping portion, not the looping portion itself

The MacBook Neo was originally planned to accompany the MacBook and the MacBook Pro in 2006 as a 12-inch entry model, however the processor limitations resulted it being shelved. That is, until 20 years later when Apple Silicon finally made it possible. #AlternateTimelineApple

Bluesky circa 2002's main UI.

The second Super Disc launch title's packaging is complete! Everything on the front cover was redone by hand by me :). Finding material for Mario All-Stars was weirdly difficult, including the screenshots. I sourced a weekly Famitsu issue for those. #superdisccdrom #supermarioallstars #mario

Discord Messenger (2026 retake)

Sending love to all of our Trans friends and family all over the world. You are beautiful and you are loved. Keep being you. #TransDayOfVisibility #allontheboard

Who up making babies on a single ds

PlayStation for Windows (1999) What if Sony had bought out Bleem! (like what they did with Connectix Virtual Game Station) instead of forcing them out of the market?

Game Boy Sense (2011) tl:dr the 3DS if they stuck with the game boy name

You don't know how real this is until you play a modern homebrew N64 game with a functional open world... on real hardware It's like looking into an alternate universe where developers in the 1990s actually understood how the N64 worked bsky.app/profile/arak...

proper recreation of that one image, never liked how it used comic sans

DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER

rare aesthetic: old mario 64 hacks

feels appropriate to post some of my shit from years ago (funnily enough, the first one is supposed to be a *remake* from a now-lost mockup I did around 2013) ignore the watermark, I just ripped these from yt as I don't have the source files anymore

Easiest bookmark of my life

quick post of the MisterBaseball image collection if anyone's missing pieces here

www.tumblr.com/anxietyprobl... geez Tumblr no need to call me out like that

just finished a jackbox session with the people over at auxline, and good lord was it the most unhinged session we've done. will post a link to a youtube mirror once it finishes uploading

Screw just THIS spot in particular.

Xbox Live will make you sleep on your spaghetti

happy one year anniversary to the most insane moment of my life

- one track in sonic rush samples a malcolm x speech - the smiley face mascot for TCRF is from mario 2 - some ryan's world game contains a bloody face texture - shrek superslam contains a PSP iso - you can load maps from quake in half-life 1 albeit with missing textures - etc.

Died 2007, reborn 2026 Welcome back 600 USD PlayStation

A little reminder to everyone.

tempted to make a gimmick account on here of sorts maybe it's a revival of winwallpaper a day (or that brief stint I did with Mac wallpapers), maybe it's a random OSM mockup a day, maybe it's athe after dark, idk

By far the hardest PS2 game I’ve ever played, how do I beat this shit

CrUX (1995) A quickie, so I don't have much lore behind it.

Kind of gutsy to announce a title change this late, but okay.

Paul McCartney announces 18th solo album, The Boys of Dungeon Lane, promising introspection and revelation

TIL that you can't install all of adobe cs6 on recent windows 11 versions tl:dr it installs a driver called PxHlpa64.sys (smthn related to DVDs) that windows *really* doesn't like, and it shits itself so badly that you need to do a full on reset - which is what I had to do a few months ago

"Having to stand in the museum looking at this pagan caveman gooner bait as me, the based Chad Christian artist fails to be remembered or reveered for my Christian ✝️ having to cope with my modest art and paintings of landscapes and Austrian buildings flopping"

HUH???????????

used to be shane dawson's "scary" videos, whether it be the conspiracy theories or the more graphic side of things. nowadays it's pre-ned leaving try guys, vanossgaming, therunawayguys and party crashers

revolver, easily. though the white album, rubber soul and sgt peppers are all high up there too so basically everything after they started taking lsd