REMINDER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER DRIVEN IN SNOW: STAY HOME

You’d think a man obsessed with his own name, who wants it up in large print on buildings, would be thrilled his name is in the Epstein files so many times. And yet… Release the Epstein files and mop these despicable fucks up.

The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.

My numbers for the day. I have the best numbers. I work in the service industry, reliant on tips. 2025 income: Down -21% from 2024. Health insurance for 2026: Up 98% from 2025. Golden. Fucking. Age.

"You know, China intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world's magnets, and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, let's all do magnets."

Keep it classy, Trumpers! www.azfamily.com/2025/07/20/p...

You're still going to hell, Mitch. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."

Hey happy 4th of July the current president of the United States is completely out of his fucking mind

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov :: you better not be playing cute with your language about stopping the SAVE Act. I hope you intend to VOTE NO ON CLOTURE, as opposed to what you did with the CR when you told us you'd vote no on the bill, but still voted YES on cloture. We are in no mood for games.

I'm fully certain that Jared didn't have a short in for the Saudis.

bernie and AOC are fucking up our strategy of doing nothing

Is that asshat going to play golf again?

Yes, every Tesla CyberTruck was recalled due to shoddy manufacturing. But that shoddy manufacturing occurred while Joe Biden was president.

In an act of bravery reminiscent of the acts of courage that periodically occurred in 1930s Germany, this happened at the Kennedy Center. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇

Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.

We also used to fly paper planes and throw around apples. Goofy adolescent shit. It was always amusing to push someone's desk until the teacher barked, "What are you doing back there?" I won't say I recommend Detention Hall, but I met a lot of cool people there.

NEWS: After an emergency meeting of Indivisible groups across the country, Indivisible is officially calling on Senate Minority Leader Schumer to step down from his leadership position. indivisible.org/statements/i...

When you are so afraid of Trump calling you Shutdown Schumer that you willingly accept Surrender Schumer as your legacy.

You know who else is proud of you @schumer.senate.gov? The 🍊 fuçking 🐖! You sold us out you rat bastard! #SchumerIsATraitor

Chuck, you continue to disappoint.