I am going to be insufferable ALLLLLLLL YEAAAAARRRRR 🤣🤣🤣

@michelle1034.bsky.social 🤣🤣

She once refused an employee maternity leave because she thought the baby was ugly and said, "Why would she want to be at home with that thing?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @michelle1034.bsky.social

@michelle1034.bsky.social only took me long enough, right? 🤣

I'm surprised they don't want my firstborn as a sacrifice. I better not be there all goddamn day, either.

My YEA and NAY cards from #MCRNJ are now in their permanent home, with their drag (draag) family 😁 #DRAAG #LLTBP #MCR

#MCRNJ merch haul!

Kandi for MCRNJ! I'm so ready! 13 more days!

Finished the #MCR nails! Unless I decide to try Pepe (the skeleton) again, at some point before the 9th, these are what I'll wear to the show! #MyChemicalRomance #LongLiveTheBlackParade #NewJersey

SEVENTEEN DAYS! #LongLiveTheBlackParade

Playing around with some designs I want to do on my nails for the show in August! #MyChemicalRomance #LongLiveTheBlackParade

I've been counting down the days until the My Chemical Romance show, since Christmas, and it'll finally be here in 19 days! #LongLiveTheBlackParade

@mushqoom.bsky.social I feel like I don't need to watch BB, I just need to read your posts. And I thank you for saving me from having to see it 🖤

How concerned do I need to be, as an immunocompromised person, about a fever of 102.1°?

I'm really sad today. Yesterday was my son's 17th birthday and not one single person in my family acknowledged it or called to talk to him. Every time I think about it, I start crying. How do you not call your grandson and nephew for his birthday? How do you forget?! I'm so disappointed.

I dread the thought of being seen with a missing nail, but at least my band-aid is on theme!

🏳‍🌈 💅🏻 finally done! I'm pissed that I'm missing one but I decorated a band-aid to cover it with tomorrow lol. Both thumbs match the pinkies. #Pride

Just not on my face, okay, Jesus? #atheisthumor

Gay nails tomorrow!!

I feel like an amputee 😭

This week's set 💅🏻 #OnceANailTechAlwaysANailTech

THEY'RE HEEEERE 😍 #MissVanjie #LydiaBKollins

Bought myself some prezzies today.

CRAAAAAAZY retention on my acrylics because I just bent the fuuuuck out of a nail opening a car door and no lifting, not even the slightest bit. I am that bitch 💅🏻

This week's set 💅🏻

@michelle1034.bsky.social So... we open in 3 day, huh?? 🤣

This has traumatized me for FORTY FUCKING YEARS. I gaslit myself into thinking that it was a weird fever dream. Oh no, no, IT WAS A REAL EPISODE. All I can see is Allen's head in the cave wall, and now I’m scared again lmao www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

I think this is the first time, ever, that I haven't had rhinestones on my nails 🤣

I'm not clipping them 💅🏻

Nail art inspired by my top 3 picks for All Stars 10. #TeamAja #TeamLydiaBKollins #TeamDenali

@michelle1034.bsky.social Buona Pasqua, my friend ♥️

How am I spending Zombie Jesus Day? Like any good atheist would: watching The Walking Dead! 🤣

Fucking around, doing comic book nails. Smudged one but who cares, it's practice lol

Purple hair, don't care! 💜

HO. LEE. FUCKING. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Been putting these on random phallic objects around Manhattan today 🤣

THNAAAACKTHS At the movies with my kiddos.

A little messy, but they'll do.

I have to bring my kids to see Minecraft tomorrow night instead of watching Drag Race. They better kiss my ass from now on.

Gonna push some limits today...

I swear, the longer I'm married to this man, the more it feels like I have three kids, not two. It's fucking exhausting.

How I will be answering every "How are you?" I get today. #PaulieWalnuts #Sopranos

@gaymienne.bsky.social 🤣

I wasn't happy with the pink and black lol

@michelle1034.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't remember hearing this on the pod? But I don't remember why I walked into the kitchen most days lol. This is hilarious!

@michelle1034.bsky.social I'm reading this for the first time. Have you read it? The dedication page got me 🥹🥹

Black and pink 💅🏻