My god, the question marks? That everyone puts at the end of every sentence now? Make me crazy???

Bank of America emailed to say their new terms of service include not permitting claims against them as part of a class action. Makes me feel like I'm about to find out they did something super shady...

Seriously though. So many spiders.

Valentine's Day might be over, but our February issue is bursting with heart. ♥️ @splitlipthemag.bsky.social

Productive morning.

All houses are filled with spiders, not just mine, right?

Jfc, Microsoft Word, I never want to save to OneDrive, ever! Lay off it already.

Where do the fruit flies hang out when there is no glass of wine?

Reviews are an art form and this one truly sparkles. What a thoughtful, joyful read! ✨

I don't care how many times you read that email draft, it has a typo.

My microwave is looking good.

DC residents have been refusing to call that airport anything but National for almost thirty years, we certainly can refuse to call that arts center anything but the Kennedy Center for three

How do people without drafts to work on get any chores done? Anyway, vacuumed the car this morning.

Something so eerily cynical about suggesting we address the loneliness crisis with VR headsets for seniors and AI therapist-bots for teens.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Wow, in my end-of-year exhaustion I really needed this beautiful reminder of how our work "seeks to emphasize the joy of discovery in a time when productivity rules supreme"

The end of Grey's Anatomy season 1: a perfect 60 seconds of television.

Being a human person is so embarrassing, just all these emotions about sunsets and traffic and loneliness and snacks

No greater thrill than suggesting a purchase to the library and having them approve it within hours.

So so so close to getting this section of the draft to where I want it that I have decided to work on something else entirely

Did you know Las Vegas (NV) celebrates pride in October? Keep the celebration going with me by reading these trans and queer SLM contributors 🥳🥳🥳 splitlipthemag.com/lip-service/...

Husband went camping with friends and left me a homemade pizza, a pile of cookie dough, and a bottle of wine. So yeah, the perfect man does exist.

Cannot wait for this wild ride!!!

Hmm, work on draft or drink wine and order books? How's a girl to...lol, who am I kidding, orders placed!

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"Darryl didn’t think he was lonely. He had the dogs and his thoughts and now his plants." Max Wheeler's "Abatement" in the @splitlipthemag.bsky.social September issue is so tender and strange and transporting... splitlipthemag.com/fiction/0925...

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

I feel a bit late to my own party here, but it's been a busy summer...beyond thrilled that my story collection has found its perfect home at @milkweededitions.bsky.social, a publisher whose mission and catalogue I deeply admire.

“When I’m writing, I use AI for—” “Haha. You can’t write and have zero respect for what writers do. And you owe me money for stealing my shit. Bye.” That’s it. That’s the answer. It’s not a debate.

We're enjoying Summer with our brilliant new JUNE ISSUE 😎 Enjoy it at our website: buff.ly/M9YTorb All the love to our contributors! WORDS: Amelia Valasek, Jack Barrie, Ella Harrigan, Alex Bortell ART: Jasper Glen PLUS: @taniamalik.bsky.social interviews Esinam Bediako

Really enjoying the book I'm reading, so naturally I'm avoiding it now so it doesn't end.

You're probably better at this site than I am! Use your fine skills with the amazing Split Lip team 💕

"The bats were looking out at us from behind Tammy’s large desk, and for a second we felt like we’d been called into a meeting..." You are going to LOVE this fiction by Vincent Perrone in our new issue! We promise! Give it a read: buff.ly/B17YqIV

Spelled "rhythm" right on the first try for the first time ever, so I guess it's time to retire as a writer now.

Happy Valentine’s Day from SLM!! Here are some love-filled recommendations from our archive that we hope you—well, love. https://buff.ly/3CGwufd

In the last couple of weeks I've had to replace my laptop and my phone and I've gone to the dentist. I enjoyed only one of these activities. (It was the dentist, I really like my dentist)

Buying future me some presents (preordering books) 📚🎁

Sad for us today. Will be mad, fight, etc tomorrow, but just sad today.

I love this advice! I try to pick a couple a year to subscribe to. (And some contests give you a subscription with your entry fee, and that feels like a win-win if you can swing it now and again.)

Launched during the holiday-shopping rush, this could be the biggest union action against Amazon yet.

Give yourself a little present and read this beautiful issue 🎁

The holiday season brings the gift of our DECEMBER ISSUE!! 💝 A big thank you to our contributors🥰: WORDS: Vanessa Blakeslee, Nini Berndt, Brooke Randel, & Kaitlyn Airy ART: Vónbjørt Vang PLUS: Jamey Baumgardt interviews Richard Mirabella Start reading here: https://buff.ly/2Z36noR

Had to temporarily mute the sibs chat since two of my three siblings are currently exchanging essay length feelings about season two of Rhythm and Flow.

Just a quiet evening at home, fishing fruit flies out of my wine.

Here at SLM, we hope that this list of some of the beautiful and important work from our team and contributors in recent months can help us connect to our community and move forward. https://buff.ly/4emv0DC

Immensely grateful to so many people for everything it took to get to this moment, to everyone I know will be supporting me for all the work to come, and to the NEA for making the space for art to happen. (And to my husband for baking the cake I am having for dinner tonight.)

Can you believe AWP24 is almost here?! We'll be at Table 3105 with limited edition throwback merch, our gorgeous 10th Anniversary Postcards, and more. Don't be a stranger! buff.ly/3MopkwE

New year, new ✨JANUARY ISSUE✨ WORDS by Craig Tollifson, Razi Shadmehry, Sabrina Bustamante, & Ina Cariño ART by Natalie Fontanez PLUS Ashia Ajani interviews @taylorbyas.bsky.social buff.ly/2Z36noR

Luminous 💙💚💛