Weiner Warlock
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tinybaby
8 days ago
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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remember everyone, black smoke means they have not come to a decision, white smoke means a new pope has been decided. pink smoke? that's pussy, babe
6 months ago
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Popekanda Forever
6 months ago
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love to live in florida where my fellow residents are, and hold on let me double check this, yeah i thought so, hilariously stupid pig people
7 months ago
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if i found a cursed artifact i would keep it on me at all times. wouldnt even worry about it, probably wouldnt work on me
7 months ago
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tailgating a car with an " i stand with israel" sticker so they can see me giving them a thumbs down and booing
7 months ago
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i have a confession: back in 2020 elon paid me to boost his acnh island to 3 stars to unlock terraforming and also to get raymond on his island. i had to sign an NDA so he could take full credit but i've had enough of the secrecy
8 months ago
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very inconvenient time to be sad i gotta say
8 months ago
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how much money would it cost to get my shitty sedan spray painted with a wizard mural like a 70s stoner van
8 months ago
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just googled "hot dogs with best macros" if youre interested in an insight into my fitness journey
8 months ago
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crying to a podcast episode i know for certain i have cried to at least twice before
8 months ago
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Group dms on here pleeeease
8 months ago
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i love when an app that has gone dormant and unused for months decides its time for it to shine and starts pushing me a stupid amount of notifications out of nowhere. my apologies moes app i downloaded for a free burrito, i had no idea you were still here. gootbye
8 months ago
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are there any more upstanding young italian men looking to do something cool? is there perhaps a mario to go with the luigi?
8 months ago
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how much aura do i lose needing resistance bands to help me do more than like, 2 pullups
8 months ago
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i hate crime procedurals as a rule but....psych does have a special place in my heart
8 months ago
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anyone getting the vibe that this musk fellow might not be a great guy?
8 months ago
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joe
8 months ago
(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth
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simply never going to get over Robert Jordan making the map of the city of all-female magic users look like this. incredible bit, sir
8 months ago
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turns out if you have 2 chicken wraps for lunch and then a quesadilla for dinner all on wraps that each have 17 grams of fiber it can do some interesting things to your digestive system
8 months ago
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oatmeal does not deserve to constantly be saddled with the baggage of raisins when it comes to cookies. oatmeal should be allowed to shine in a cookie as it yearns to but is constantly forced to hold up the sham career of raisins.
8 months ago
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just toured a house with the most sinister vibes
9 months ago
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Hikari
9 months ago
before the game
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
9 months ago
rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
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Ian Karmel
9 months ago
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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i've come full circle on the "sportsball" people because now its too many people dunking on those who dont like sports so im on their side again
9 months ago
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feel like pure shit just want her back
9 months ago
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heard a rumor you almost never hit your protein goal.....embarrassing tbh
9 months ago
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Goofing With The Goon
9 months ago
Can we get a Death to America in the chat
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onion person
9 months ago
you heart is a muscle the size of your fist
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Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist
Ramshackle Glory · Live the Dream · Song · 2011
https://open.spotify.com/track/1nQgPRVQN9fM1VdZdMNsC5?si=WrivAw_YSlexXRBNzhu9Xg
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bringing back calling people "butt munch"
9 months ago
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god im funny
9 months ago
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why is oatmeal the only food with magic dino eggs. add this technology to all foods immediately.
9 months ago
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dont like when a podcast host makes reference to a friend of theirs other than their cohost and insinuates that other person is a better/closer friend than the cohost.....what do you mean you are not best friends. i have listened to you hang out for like 300 hours thats your boy right there
9 months ago
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well guys it finally happened. got chased through a jelly factory and now im covered head to toe in the stuff. making my escape through this next building, no chance is it a pillow store and all the goose down pillows burst and the feathers all stick to the jelly and make me look like a bird.
9 months ago
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i like to think the vibe i give off is "royal jester who plays the fool but knows more than he lets on to the king"
9 months ago
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so....someone at some point has gotta....yknow.....elon musk....someone needs to....cmon dont make me say it....
9 months ago
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retailers making their websites online 3rd party marketplaces instead of just a catalog of things they themselves sell will never not drive me insane
9 months ago
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if you put bacon on my burger or sandwich and you do that bullshit X placement with two strips crossed and hanging way off the ends of the bun......count your fucking days
9 months ago
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im putting up popcorn numbers that should put me in the GOAT conversation tbh the kernels im putting away would make a grown man weep
9 months ago
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i fucking love snacks, dude
9 months ago
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i dont think you guys were listening when they said walnuts. peanuts. pineapple smells. grapes, melons, oranges, and COCONUT SHELLS!!
9 months ago
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Its definitely not a bad game but it is a significant step down in several regards to new leaf. It adds new things as well but personally I didnt find them an improvement
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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made some millionaire shortbread so if you want some lmk
9 months ago
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need to do a complex, intricate bake soon or i'll explode
9 months ago
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reading A Hundred Years of Solitide bc everyone says its incredible and it is very good so far but boy is there a lot more incest than i was lead to believe
9 months ago
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none of you cowards are even man enough to take me to get a sweet treat somewhere
9 months ago
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wind and truth had me so stoked i had to put the book down and start doing karate moves
11 months ago
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if i make a pb&j im using grape jelly like god intended because im a real american
11 months ago
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