Who needs a beautiful, intelligent, loyal, caring gf when you've got a motherfucking CompTIA A+ certification

at the doc martens store not a single phd in here

new year new inescapable fog that will follow you for the rest of time #thefogiscoming

what the fuck was this about @kishimoto #BL

everyone got that one friend with a crippling addiction to kratom

@sonemic.com rateyourmusic.com/release/albu... #RYMbestof2024 plssssss

no jjk no my hero #goodyear

They doing this to me tomorrow

the fog is coming

i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style

dudes when its a little foggy out

BREAKING: Local Idiot Plays Worst Recorded Game of Balatro in History; "Absolute Dogshit" Exclaim Observers

i’m boyvulating

Beat Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty for the first time this week and it is both a familiar improvement on its predecessor and a completely different experience. Genuinely a postmodern masterpiece but I’ll get into that later.

The liberals want woke turkey and non binary stuffing this year!? I’m playin y’all have a nice day

I get to play a little Balatro at work as a treat

is this a safe space to say i don’t think Porter Robinson is gay enough to make electronic music #nothating

🎸 "Now, let existence begin." 🎸 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to I-No! #GGST #Birthday #I-No

friday #yes

check out my band we are a barbershop quartet that specializes in ska lofi pluggnb trap emo skramz midwest emo math rock jungle dnb edm kpop rap rnb pop folk punk hyperpop jazz fusion we sound like shit come check us out

grass types started hitting

grass types started hitting

radio edit homeswitcher be like don’t talk bad about me you know it makes me sad and it comes back to bite you in the butt and i f

Yaayyyyyyyy

I need to quit my job and consume more media

Nose ring fell out last night I can feel the bisexuality leaving my body #straight

I just have a hard time believing all those damn snakes bought plane tickets #nooticing