Just saw a gnome get incinerated. Poor bastard was hit by about 30 fireballs

That was cruel and unusual bro

Google is crashing out

Who wants to have a Vermouth social? HMU @bsky.app

The liberals want woke turkey and non binary stuffing this year!? I’m playin y’all have a nice day

Cameras 😍

We need some more oil for the machines to burn

My buddy Ryan got his soul encapsulated into a grain of sand

Let’s make it 9,000,000 ! 😱😳

O Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Where did my homie go, yo? O sweet Homie O…

Give you more zzz zzz than ZZ Top

Elon M*sk

Peter, Brian, Lois, Stewie….. I didn’t say their last names but you know who I’m thinking of!

Saying bye to everyone on the link rail before I get off

I shall lay my eggs amongst the reeds and swim upstream, where I will be laid to rest

My balls look like a Tokyo road map

Smiggie Balls

You will often see power buttons indicated with I and O. That stands for On and Iff

People say I use ellipses too much… we’ll see about that…

Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman and I think that says all you need to know about society

@dril.bsky.social @wishbone33.bsky.social @memerthelemur.bsky.social tell your followers to follow me

Fart knockers anonymous

Computing rn….. 🤔

Fuck Elon muskfuck and fuck xvideos

Gary Payton would whoop your sorry ass

Smokin on that purple alien kush. Who up?