Just got my MBTI test results back 😏 found out I’m DUMB

@halfmoonjoe.com I think they’re talking about you over on tw*tter

haven’t taken my anti anxiety meds in 24 hrs and feeling feral

Started writing an essay about how watching The Osbournes reality show as a kid helped me understand my dysfunctional family better, but then remembered the class disparity and was like oh yeah my addict parents were so beyond broke, this actually doesn’t translate well

FUN NEW STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK! IF YOU’RE IN CHAT IT MEANS YOU’RE HOT! (LA STREAMS NEXT WEEK)

I fear that I may need to make an absolute goblin creature for my bg3 character, watching this dumb big hot guy throw the d20 isn’t clicking the way I need it to

The need to shitpost has been winding down, I think we’re in the clear now

My cat is so much cooler than I’ll ever be

TL cleanse:

Also I’m still having so many sound issues with OBS? Wondering if it’s mercury riggotoni or the microplastics in my brain or if I really am just that dumb

Also still can’t get over the demise of Infinity Nikki, like such whimsical and blissful ignorance we got to enjoy for a couple of weeks

Idk whether to make my bg3 character a silly little twink or a slutty daddy himbo!! I’m so indecisive!!!!!! 😫

And they say the perfect man doesn’t exist…

Marry Dave, Kill Tex, and Fuck Shorty (bet yall didn’t see that one coming)

In the mood to shitpost but that could possibly end in the next 1-5 minutes, my brain is a wild place

Can someone make Balatro but for Roblox?

Omg I forgot that this app existed! Who’s up hailing abraxas on this lovely Saturday?

Iykyk #tomb

finishing a nancy drew game is so nice, like so many couldn't even IMAGINE completing a nancy game, you can't even SPELL cerebral

Had to take a week break from streaming because I couldn’t deal with the corrupt dismantling of democracy happening in real time, but I’ve accepted our demise and now I’m ready to play MORE NANCY DREW!!! 🔎

Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition. If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.

I’ve never once made it past ante 6 in Balatro, and I truly don’t think I ever will

Switching to a new diet of only Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Almond Milk, trying to get skinty for summer 💅

Thinking about auditioning for survivor, but instead of doing the challenges, I try and convince people that we should all stage a coup and take the entire crew hostage until a new Nancy Drew game is released

Next drag race rusical should be ‘Goon With The Wind’ and it’s set in 1861 Georgia but instead of fighting, everyone is just fully gooning out with each other

we used to have men that would be actors or carve beautiful marble statues and now they’re all gooned out and streaming on twitch…as a society, we have fallen

I don’t think I can see chalamet in another movie for at least 2-3 years…like yes, good actor, very handsome, how nice, how lovely, but I’m Timmy’d out baby!!!

New gaga is so good it makes me wanna daaaaaaance oh how I used to pray for days like these

I just wanna be DylanNextDoor and not dylannextdooor…..I could puke just thinking about it

me coming into the hmj chat after changing my twitch name

It’s been disappointing me lately that there isn’t a word on Bluesky that is the equivalent of “tweeting” and then I learned that there in fact is one and it’s called “skeeting” and that makes me uncomfy

we should not live in a world where Elden Ring costs 59.99 after it has been out for 3 years but here we are

Wendy Williams : The Killer :: DylanNextDoor : North American Cave Trolls

I’m just a sim, standing in front of a mirror, too depressed to practice speech

I thought the sims was gonna be cozy happy, but it’s more anxiety fever dream

well I married Don Lothario without realizing he fucks everything that walks and now Cher Noble is too depressed to live

This is what I imagine playing Fortnite is like

secret of shadow ranch music is stuck in my head someone end my misery

My husband watching @dylannextdoor.bsky.social on YouTube gives:

It’s gonna be a fun week of fun and in FACT, the game on Friday might change (see discord for poll NOT CLICKBAIT) twitch.tv/dylannextdooor

🎉 STREAM SCHEDULE FOR NEW YEARS WEEK 🎉 should we have…fun? 🫦🤭💃 watch and follow on twitch.tv/dylannextdooor 🫨

it's a game about fashion!!!!!!!!

waking up at 130am with the urge to play Infinity Nikki? falling asleep reading Nancy Drew/Dave the Cowboy fanfic? we are nearing degeneracy, I fear 🙂‍↕️

singing karaoke of “all I want for christmas is you” on stream today is something that should never be seen or heard by any person. I apologize for my actions and take full responsibility for any damage, psychological or emotional, I may have caused.

my favorite part of infinity nikki so far is when she gets to make a wish on the wish tree and she wishes for fashion guidance instead of world peace or ending hunger or stuff

The way this absolutely did not happen at all

TWITCH SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK 🚨 LET’S HAVE FUUUUUN 🙂‍↕️🫰

@halfmoonjoe.com do you still own the cardigan with the large pink dollar sign on the back? Asking for many friends. Thanks!

FIRST EVER Nancy Drew playthrough! On my YouTube channel now! youtu.be/uWFjOU52dqo

poke nuzlocke romhack community might be getting a new member soon 👀